My next entrepreneurial idea is the Don't Care Bears, a line of cuddly children's toys featuring super apathetic bears that for the most part don't do anything at all.  Well, I guess they are pretty good at laying around and being indifferent towards stuff.  Some of them will feature a string you can pull and they may or may not talk, depending on if they feel like being bothered to.  If they do speak you will be treated to catchphrases such as "Eh," "Whatever," "It's all the same to me," and "Nothing matters anyway."  

They may or may not do some other stuff, but instructions are not included because they really don't care if you figure it out.  Batteries not included either, because whatevs.