I was thinking about the song Home on the Range, specifically the lines about wanting a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play.  I know they mean they want that in the general vicinity of where they live, but it's hard not to literally imagine buffalo roaming around your living room and deer and antelope frolicking on your bed.  Does this sound like a good place to live to you?  That's going to be a no from me, dawg.