Criminal Report

Date: Thursday, 9:45 pm                                                                        Time of death: 8:45 am
                                                                                                              13 hours later of being found 



" I was actually on my way there but you took my car.." i heard a female voice through the phone-
" huh?" , i responded, " um who is this? This is Dr. Alexandria.." The woman on the other line answered,
" oh! I'm very sorry! Uh- um-" she was stuttering over her words for a bit too long,
" come on! I don't have all night. I have work in the morning and i still need to feed my cat dinner.." i huffed into the phone as the woman spoke, finally more clear,
" My co-worker, Alex was killed! I don't know what happened! There's blood everywhere, please come help!!" she started to get startled so, i took it apon myself, i cut off her rambling,
" where are you ma'am?" i sighed scooping my cats food into her bowl.
" the Ritz Hotel! "
" oki doki, " i yawn longingly, " i'll head over there- 10 minutes if traffic doesn't kick my butt." i yawn once more, slowly but surely wrapping my coat around my body, patting my little kitten's head before heading out the door.

'Ugh, 23 minutes on the dot. Wow, i think late is my profession' i thought to myself taking the gear i need out of my bag placing it around the murdered young man, Alex, who was manning the elevator for this hotel.
I take my time to check the man's internal temperature, through his liver, i poke him with the thermometer that was freshly out of his body leaving a spot of blood on his cheek and giggle at my horrible humor,
" what are you gonna do about it?" i stop and think out loud, " and NO ONE was in this area when the guy was killed? Sooo he was just noticed? Just now? Jeez you people here suck." i check the thermometer and gasp
' woah! Okay! I missed out a lot of stuff!' i thought to myself once more. His temperature was 78 fahrenheit- the room was around 65? I'll do the math in a bit.
After using the, very much important MATH formula, even though i used a calculator, i pushed myself up from the floor walking my way to the important looking dude from the other side of the room. I extend my arm out and poke his shoulder,
" Hey, so i got the guys temp- Alex's temp. Its 78 fahrenheit. Oh, Dr. Alexandria- you?" the man i had talked to, was much taller then me, towering over me. He rose his left hand and pushed his hair out of the way then smiled.
" Hm? Oh! Yes, Alex. Thank you." he takes the little piece of paper i wrote the victims temperature on and he walked off in heist.
" why does no one answer me when i ask their name? " i huff once more, with a bit more force hoping that the guy would look at me, or at least introduce himself, as i walk my way to the door following the men with the dead corpse, covered and on a a gurdy. As i follow them i notice a man placing a knife down behind the counter of the nurses area. I roll my eyes back to that guy that took my paper and noticed his shoe prints on the floor keeping note of any weird activity going on. I step up into the back of the ambulance asking all sorts of questions about the victim, hoping one of the nurses or doctors knew what was going on.

It's been about an hour and we took out our drop dead gorgeous victim, okay! okay! get it? Drop DEAD gorgeous??, anyways, into the autopsy room and gently placed him onto the oddly satisfyingly clean table and start to undress the body as i grab the scalpel, i bet you don't want to hear the rest? Am i right? Yeah me neither. So what all i did with the victim's body was a Y shaped cut and broke the ribs and things and weighed organs and checked the stomach,
" I FOUND FOOD GUYS!!! BACON AND CHEESE AND BREAD- bun- AND EGGS AND- and plastic from the wrapping. Nerd. " my one nurse walked up to me and patted my back,
" yeah, and make sure poor little Alex isn't sick." she walked up to the table and checked his elbows, legs, head- and OH! She found some bruising.
" oh, found a bruise Dria." i looked over,
" correction. You found a Subdural Hematoma on the back of the victim's head. " she scoffed in my direction and rolled her eyes. I pulled out the bacon egg and cheese sandwich out of the victim's stomach.
" You said he died 13 hours- well when we got there he died 13 hours ago? Oh and did you get the knife?" she nodded then looked at me with a raised brow,
" knife- oh, yeah we did. How do you know?" i giggled after i placed all of the organs back into the body,
" saw a guy put it somewhere." we had walked back into the small room with the other doctors and whatnot all in their fancy get-up.
" hey, the electro- whatever done yet?" electrophoresis.
The one man nodded and handed back the DNA for the evidence and the two suspects:
" Yes Dia, Xandria? Our first suspect matched the fingerprints on the knife, is guilty. Suspect one: Janson Smith- the roommate of the elevator operator, he had a dispute over the room payments." i nodded.
"..a possible motive?" i mumble in response.
" Suspect two: Adam Vanity- employee of the victim, dated Alex's girlfriend, though has no grudge against him. Alex is obviously the dead victim.." i nod once more then poke his chest before he turns fully around.
" hey, the evidence?" he sighed in response then turned back to me.
" The DNA under the victim's nails. It was his own DNA and a mix of Janson's. We thought it was fighting him away-" i cut him off with a giggle,
" but he failed at that didn't he?" we both laugh a bit.
'Hey! Gotta have some fun on the job! Can't be serious all the time- no matter how stupid or morbid the humor is!!' i thought to myself as our laughing came to a soft end.
" heading into trial soon?"
" Yes. Xandria, probably next week at the latest. This Janson guy is going to jail real quick." i nod walking myself out of the room, into the parking lot, after checking out of course, and drive home to see my cute little baby girl- my cat. The trial was actually really fast. Only lasted an hour. The evidence was strong enough to go against Janson. He was shown guilty and i got to escort him out.

Sweet am i right? Got to escort out a murderer!!