(Ignore the picture on the top. I just wanted to make a nod towards my own country for no reason whatsoever.)

So, here I am, trying to find motivation to update literally any of my books, and my excuse is:

BUT THEN!

I see THIS:

100 reads?! DUDE! NO WAY! 100 people have seen this?! Or has someone been reading this over and over again so I will update? I thank you all for getting me a hundred reads on this one book. It's not even all that good!