A/N I couldn't find a better video for this bonus. If you can, please comment the link!

The camera pans in onto Puss and Donkey singing Livin La Vida Loca with no music.

"Upside inside out!" The animals laugh.

Gingy laughss, "Give it up you guys, you're giving me a headache!"

Donkey smirks, "Oh that's real sweet, Gingy!"

Puss asks, "Have you ever heard of a ginger snap?"

Gingy scoffs, "Ahh, Wizzers on you guys!"

Fiona smiles, "Aww, come on, they're just having fun. They're really not that bad."

Donkey asks, "Not that bad?"

Puss bows, "I will take that as a compliment, Princess."

"You should." A voice asks.

"Simon?" Shrek and Fiona ask.

Simon finishes, "Because I rarely give them."

Shrek frowns, "Easy Simon, the competition hasn't even started."

"I can't help being judgmental. It's who I am." Simon smirks.

Suddenly, Anna appears in a puff of smoke with Elsie and asks, "Simon? Simon Cowell? The guy that spans across the Multiverse as a Talent Scout that comes up with insults that rival Gordan Ramsey's?"

Shrek ignores the two fairy Godmother's presence, "Alrighty, who's up for a little contest then?"

Suddenly, everyone somewhat important to the plot of earlier who hasn't died appears cheering.

***

"Welcome to Far Far Away Idol, where you, that's right, you at home, get to vote along with our judges, Shrek, Fiona, and Simon to crown the next... Far Far Away Idol! First up tonight, it's Donkey!"

***

Donkey sings Disco Inferno while Dragon breathes fire nearby him. (That is the right song, isn't it?)

Simon deadpans, "You're on Fire, Donkey."

Donkey misunderstands and Shrek exclaims, "No, you're really on Fire!"

Donkey raises his tail to show it is literally on fire.

***

Pinocchio sings (can anyone tell me the song Pinocchio sings in this?)

Simon scoffs, "Come on, get real, Pinocchio!"

Shrek jokes, "I find his performance quite wooden actually."

Shrek and Fiona giggle.

***

Ugly stepsister Doris sings Girls Wanna Have Fun. Simon looks like he's just done.

Fiona cheers, "Yeah you go... Girl?"

Shrek shrugs.

Simon scoffs, "Yeah, go girl and get an extreme makeover, and some singing lessons."

***

Big Bad Wolf sings Hungry Like The Wolf with the three little pigs as backup singers. Then the three little pigs run away scared they're gonna die.

Simon sighs, "I'm hungry for some talent here."

Shrek agrees, "Oh, aye."

"And the dress? Hidious."

***

Prince Charming sings "Too Sexy For My Shirt" causing Fiona and Shrek to instantly cringe. They push a button causing a trapdoor to open underneath him.

"That was the artist formerly known as Prince Charming." Simon frowns.

***

Three Blind Mice sing I can see Clearly Now. While singing, two crash into each other, causing Shrek to cover his eyes, Fiona to cover her mouth, and Simon to plug his ears. No comments.

(honestly, if it weren't for the crashing, I'd say they were pretty good if you ask me.)

***

Gingy sings Sugar Honey Honey while dancing with a tiny fairy.

Fiona sighs, "They're so sweet together."

Simon sighs, "I just knew you'd say that Fiona. Oh, What's next, a singing donut?"

***

Hook sings Hooked On A Feeling. Tinkerbell flies over to Simon and whispers something in his ear.

Simon smiles, "I couldn't agree more Tinky. Hook, Line, and Stinker!"

Suddenly, a giant hook comes and takes Hook off the stage.

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Elsie and Anna start singing It's Tough To Be A God.

Shrek and Fiona clap, and so does Simon.

"Possibly the best one yet." Simon smiles.

***

Puss in Boots sings These Boots Are Made For Walking.

Simon smirks, "Well the cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote." He turns to see Shrek and Fiona have disappeared. He sighs, "Ugh. Always breaking the rules."

***

Shrek and Fiona hop onto the stage and sing together, "What I Like About You".

Simon smirks, "Ogre-all impression, rather wonderful."

***

"And now, who will be named Far Far Away's next Idol? Will it be...

Pinocchio?

Doris?

The Big Bad Wolf?

Charming?

The Tree Blind Mice?

Gingy?

Captain Hook?

Puss in Boots?

Elsie and Anna?

Shrek and Fiona?

Or Donkey?"

A/N: I am so sorry it took so long to post this. I got caught up in so much, and when I finally got back to it, I went to search Netflix for Far Far Away Idol, and apparently, it doesn't exist. I had to use YouTube, so, not all bad. I must say, the quality on YouTube could be better. While waiting for your answers and votes, here are some nice memes for you to enjoy!