A/N So, A means Anna, E means Elsie, and J means Jennifer Saunders, AKA Original Fairy Godmother. All means All three.

Anna watches as Charming leads Fiona down the steps, which is confusing Fiona.

"Your son's blowing it." Anna singsong's to her eldest sister.

Elsie gives Anna a look when Anna looks towards the door with a smirk.

"Cherry flavoured, want a taste?" Charming asks Fiona.

Anna giggles as Fiona storms off.

Fairy Godmother orders the piano player, "C minor, put it in C minor." She then changes her dress to a stunning red and addresses the crowd while stopping Fiona from leaving. "We'd like to dedicate this song to Princess Fiona! And Prince Shrek."

Anna shrugs, "That's our queue. Time to sing."

The song starts out slow.

https://youtu.be/A_HjMIjzyMU

"J: Where have all the good men gone

And where are all the Gods?

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

E: Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

J: Late at night I toss and I turn

And I dream of what I need..."

Anna scoffs, "Screw this. HIT IT, KYLE!"

She then gives a bubbly laugh as everything becomes much more upbeat.

"All: I need a hero!

I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the end of the night

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the morning light

He's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life

J: Larger than life..."

Anna holds in a gasp as she feels her magic she gave to the Muffin Man getting angry, it seems. What is Shrek doing? Better yet, what did the guards do to make whatever holds the dust angry? Elsie holds in a gag when she sees her nephew flirtatiously dancing towards Fiona.

"E: Somewhere after midnight

In my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach

E & J: There's someone reaching back for me

J & A: Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat

It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet!"

Anna feels a little bit of her head heat up. They're pouring the hot foam stuff on the baked being! Let's hope she can hold out a little.

"J: Up where the mountains meet the Heavens above

Out where the lightning splits the sea

I could swear there is someone, somewhere

All: Watching me

A: Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain

And the storm, and the flood

All: I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood!"

Anna feels her back getting wet, but she knows that nothing's there, meaning the baked being has been knocked into the water and it seems it can't get up. She just hopes that Shrek made it into the castle. She silently applauds Fiona for not kissing Charming when he goes for a kiss.

"J & E: I need a hero

I'm holdin' out for a hero 'til the morning light

A: And he's gotta be sure

And it's gotta be soon

And he's gotta be larger than life..."

Anna holds in a gasp. There's a little dust left that's getting closer to the ballroom. Of course! Some must have spilt on Shrek's clothes! She's gonna have to take that back though. It's not as easy as it seems to make.

"J: Oh, he's gotta be strong

E: And he's gotta be fast

A: And he's gotta be fresh from the fight!

All: I need a hero!"

"STOP!" Shrek yells as he bursts through the doors.

Everyone turns to the doors, and Anna sighs in relief as she realises just how close Fiona was to kissing Charming. Shrek jumps off Donkey.

He growls, "Hey, you! Back away from mah wife!"

A/N Okay, here's the part you've been dying for, but it's not over yet! I just have to edit the chapter names a little and see if I've made any mistakes anywhere else. BTW, if you have found a mistake, please tell me! And here's a little something to make you guys laugh.