DAY 295

I'm currently in Italy. Why? Well...there's a meeting for the Neo Vongola Primo, which is Tsuna.

Tsuna is currently at the meeting, talking to different bosses...good luck Tsuna. I feel for you...

Tsuna's guardians are being tested by top hitmen. They'll make it, if they passed the Arcobaleno's test and the first generation's test, they can pass it.

I'm here...sitting in their marvelous garden, which is full of orange roses instead of red. There are fountains and statues everywhere.

At the garden...some hitwomen passed by, and I plan on ignoring them. But I can't help but listen to their conversation because of their loud voices. "ne, have you seen the the Neo Vongola Primo?" the one with blonde hair said.

"no, but I'm planning on doing so" the green-haired replied.

"yeah, but FYI, I'll seduce him first" the blonde giggled.

"oooof!" I spitted out my earl tea and stood up.

"huh?" the two noticed me and stopped walking.

*cough* *cough* "ack..." I said as I wiped my mouth.

That was unexpected. Wait, no. I should have expected things like this, especially that Tsuna agreed to be boss.

I just turned back and smiled at the hitwomen. "ahaha...sorry. The tea was just too hot..." I laughed nervously and lied.

They looked at each other and continued walking. After they left, I went to stroll around the Vongola castle.

After 10 minutes or so, I spotted Xanxus. "Xanxus! Konnichiwa!" I greeted with a smile. I'm just friendly today, that's all.

"huh? If it isn't the trash's girlfriend" Xanxus greeted.

"is that what you call a greeting?" I asked.

"why do I need to greet you?" he raised an eyebrow as he crossed his arms.

"ahahaha! Xanxus is still Xanxus!" I grinned.

"Oi...what's with you? You're creeping me out..." he said, showing an unsure face.

"ahahaha! Nandemonai!" I laughed.

"Oi...are you posessed or something?" he asked.

"oh...nothing~ I just overheard two hitwomen wanting to seduce my boyfriend" I smiled.

"..." Xanxus just stayed silent.

"not my problem" he turned back and walked away. Weird indeed...I'm so weird...

Then, I saw my friends around the corner. I ran and hugged them. "waaah! I was so lonely!" I said as I hugged Haya-nii.

"ah...sorry..." he apologised.

"so...where's Tsu-kun?" I asked as I backed away.

"I believe his still in his meeting" Yamamoto smiled.

"oh..." I looked down at the ground, disappointed.

I want to leave this place already. The last time I was here is when I threatened the boys by using Maggiore. So I think it's my third time coming back to Italy.

"Athedite-san, it's alright. He'll be done in a few minutes" Chrome comforted me as she was carrying a sleeping Lambo.

"arigatou" I smiled tiredly.

"by the way...where's Mukuro?" I noticed that he isn't here.

I can feel that the atmosphere went cold. "he...that pineapple head...he freaking finished the test in a mere minute!" Gokudera yelled.

"he said something about the mafia not touching him to the extreme!" Ryohei did an air punch.

"and...Hibari?" I asked. I got a bad feeling about this.

"he...his still back at the test center" Gokudera pointed at the back.

"he enjoys fighting...ahahaha..." Yamamoto laughed nervously.

"Voooiiii!" someone yelled.

"Ushishishi!" there was a laugh.

"wohoo! Over here~!" there was a gayish voice.

We 5 turned around. Squalo, Bel, Mammom and Lussuria were running towards us, but with no killing intent. "uh...yes? Anything wrong?" I sweatdropped.

"the boss!" they chorused.

"Xanxus? I just met him a while ago" I stated.

"he's in a critical condition. Ushishishi!" Bel laughed. Oi, how can you laugh when your boss is in a critical condition?

"but you have Lussuria. Surely, he can heal his wounds" Gokudera pointed out, glaring at them intently.

"not that kind of condition!" Squalo yelled.

"the boss can't move~!" Lussuria pointed out.

"then let's hurry!" I yelled as we followed the four Varia to their beloved boss.

When we got there, Xanxus was on the floor. His eyes were all white, his drooling and his eyebrows and fingers are twitching.

And then, beside him was Levi, crying and he kept on bowing and bowing like he was worshipping a god. Flan was there with his usual pokerface and he drops flowers at Xanxus.

"ahahahaha!" I laughed at this current situation. It's so funny to look at!

"Voooi!!!" Squalo yelled and swayed his sword. "this is no time to be laughing!"

"but just look at this! It's so funny!" I laughed.

"Voooiii! Stop this, this instant!" Squalo yelled at Levi and Fran.

"Ushishishi!! This is indeed funny!" Bel pointed out.

"right~? Right~?" I smiled and wiped away my tears of laughter.

"I should have took a video of this. I'm sure it would cost millions" Mammon stated.

Yeah! I should've took a video too! I would be the only one in the real world who would have that video! Mwahahaha!

But it's too late. Nevermind...it would be always be in my head...

"so...what happened?" I asked as I straightened myself.

"his worst nightmare appeared!" Levi cried.

"Xanxus has something that scares him?!" Gokudera said, surprised. Me too, I'm surprised.

"yeah, and it's this two girls. One with a blonde hair and one with a green one" Lussuria pointed out.

"theeeem?!" I yelled.

They all looked at me and chorused. "you know them?"

"I saw them a while ago back at the garden. They were talking about seducing Tsu-kun though..." I said, putting a hand on my forehead.

"well, those two would seduce anyone" Bel said, frowning.

"well, let's better bring Xanxus to a clinic, hospital or something" I said.

"wait, I have a better idea!" I grinned and they looked at me, confused.

"what are you going to do to the extreme?" Ryohei asked as he scratched his head.

"wait and see~" I grinned even more.

I released my flames and surrounded it around Xanxus. After a few seconds, his pupils were back and he sat up, coughing.

"no wonder you looked pale when I said that two hitwomen are going to seduce Tsu-kun" I teased.

"shut up trash" he wiped his mouth.

"is that the way you speak to someone who just saved you?"

"did I say anything that you'll save me?"

"oh, okay. Then let me knock you out again" I let Maggiore come out in a huge body. We're in an open space, so that means he can be huge.

"hm? Are are? What's happening?" Lambo woke up.

"gupyaaaaaaahhhh!!!" his eyes largened and mucus came out from his nostrils. After that, he fainted. Poor Lambo...

"okay Maggiore! Knock Xanxus out-"

"okay okay I get it! Now put him back!" Zanxus panicked.

I smirked. "sorry for troubling you" I said to Maggiore as he went back to his ring form.

Everyone now can breathe normally. "do not ever...ever! Bring him out!" Xanxus said.

"not unless you piss me off or don't do things my way" I crossed my arms.

"hey...aren't you the girl from a while back?"

We all turned around and saw the two hitwoman. Oh geez...

"why..." and Xanxus fainted again. This time, I saw it with my own two eyes.

"bossu!" Levi started crying and bowing again.

"1...2...3...4...5...6..." Fran continued falling flowers and he started counting them.

"Mammon, I'll pay you later. You know what to do" I gave a thumbs up with a wink.

Shockingly, he brought out a camera and then gave a thumbs up. Now he started recording the Xanxus fiasco.

"uh...why are you talking so casually towards the Varia? Are you that close to them?" the blonde raised a brow.

Want me to shave those eyebrows of yours so you can't raise them? I would gladly do the honor.

"yes, and...is there a problem?" I faked a smile. Oh I know what they're thinking...why am I surrounded by hot guys?

Well...can you blame me? I'm friends with them and I earned their trust.

"teme! How dare you talk to her like that?!" Gokudera brought out his dynamites.

"Gokudera, calm down" Yamamoto said.

"eh? What's going on?"

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We all turned back slowly. "guys?" Tsuna said.

"sh*t-" I was cutted off.

"Ah! The Neo Vongola Primo!" the two shoved me and ran towards Tsuna.

"oh no you don't!" I yelled and ran faster than them.

And the last thing I know is that we three landed on Tsuna.