Murder Family & Loo Loo Land

Blitzø was sitting in his office thinking about what's been going on recently.

"Could Corpse Eater be right? Should I enjoy this new life? I mean it's all too good to be true?" Blitzø wondered

"Blitzø, you have a couple of clients coming your way." Barbie said through the intercom

"Send them in." Blitzø responded

When the clients entered the room, Blitzø saw Mrs. Mayberry & a woman who was a former target of his.

"YOU!?" Blitzø shouted in alert as the client was none other than Martha in her demon form

Blitzø quickly went towards Mrs. Mayberry, got her behind him & pulled out his gun before pointing it towards Martha

"Hey, what are you doing?" Martha said startlingly

"You again, I should've known you would get your revenge on us." Blitzø glared

"What are you talking about?" Martha said confusingly

"You know damn well what I'm talking about, you crazy homicidal bitch!" Blitzø said

"Whoa there Big Fella, take it easy, that's my wife" Mayberry said

"Wait..." Blitzø froze in shock "WHAT!?"

"My wife." Mayberry said

"Wife? What the fuck, but they both hate each other, how can they be fucking married!?" Blitzø thought before saying "Wait, don't you have a husband, what was his name again? Ralphie."

"Who's Ralphie?" Martha said

"Okay, but what about your kids?" Blitzø said

"Oh yeah, we do have kids, right babe?" Martha said

"Yeah, how'd you know that?" Mayberry asked

"Uhhhhh." Blitzø said

"Blitzø." Moxxie entered as she heard the commotion "I apologize for my boss, he is known for making funny jokes."

"Yeah, hehehe, that's me, I like making jokes." Blitzø chuckled awkwardly & nervously

"I hope you can forgive him." Moxxie said

"It's fine, he's cute." Martha smiled

"Thank you, Moxxie, I can handle this." Blitzø said as Moxxie left. "So, uh, what can I do for you?"

"We want you to kill someone, a family that killed us." Mayberry said

"A family killed you? How? Why?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Well, my wife & I run a school together, I'm the teacher & she's the principal, & our son & daughter attend our school. But they were bullied by a kid for having two mothers." Mayberry explained

"I put the child on suspension which did not sit well with his parents who were just as homophobic as he was. They swore that we & our family were gonna pay. At first we thought they were gonna bring us to court, but unfortunately they kidnapped & killed us." Martha said

Blitzø was shocked at the story, but mostly angry at the homophobic family.

"Say no more, we'll have those fuckers dead before you know it." Blitzø said

"Oh, thank you so much." Mayberry smiled

"Don't thank me yet, make yourselves comfortable, just don't fuck in my office." Blitzø said as the two wives laughed while Blitzø walked out "M&M, we got a new mission."

Blitzø told Moxxie & Millie about their clients & the cause of their deaths, & the two married imps were not happy

"That's very sick, those poor women & kids didn't deserve that at all, let's give them our justice!" Millie said

"I can't wait to end those pricks' lives." Moxxie seethed in anger

"Uh, Mox, you do realize they're a family right?" Blitzø said confusingly

"I don't give a crap if they're a family let's kill those fuckers!" Moxxie exclaimed much to Blitzø's shock

"What the fuck? But Moxxie would never want to kill a family, although this side of Moxxie's kinda hot honestly." Blitzø thought

After turning into their human forms, they went to the living world which took them to a neighborhood.

"How are we gonna find them in this neighborhood?" Millie said

"Charlie gave me the power to track down the right targets we're looking for." Blitzø said as he looked around for a moment "I found them."

The trio walked to the house & peeked through a window where the family was laughing & bragging about killing Mayberry & their family

"Look at those fuckers, having a good time after killing a bunch of innocent souls." Millie seethed

"We can't barge in there & kill, it will cause unwanted attention, we need to figure out a way to bring them down without making a noise." Blitzø said

"I got just the thing." Moxxie said as she pulled out a bomb

"What's that?" Blitzø asked

"It's my own invention, it's a bomb filled with chloroform, I call it a chlorobomb." Moxxie said

"Wow, Moxxie, you are a beautiful fucking genius." Blitzø said impressively

"Thanks sir." Moxxie blushed

"Okay, now all we need is an opening to get this bomb in the house." Blitzø said

"Hm?" Millie said as she looked up "Sir, there's a chimney."

"Perfect, let's go." Blitzø said as he climbed up the house

The trio climbed up the house to the chimney

"Ready?" Blitzø said

"Mm-hm." Moxxie nodded

"Ho ho ho, motherfuckers, Santa has an early Christmas present for all three of you." Blitzø said as Moxxie lit the bomb & put it in the chimney

The chlorobomb went off & put the family to sleep, the trio put masks on & went inside the house through the chimney. They had found a basement where they dragged the family & tied them up into chairs while gagging them. By the time, the family woke up

"Well, look who's in deep shit." Blitzø smirked

"Mmm-mmmm-mmm!" The father muffled

"You're probably asking who we are?" Blitzø said "Well, we're demons sent from Hell who were hired to kill you, I'm sure you're familiar with Mrs & Mrs. Mayberry & her two kids?"

"Hm!? Mmm-mm-mmm!" The mother muffled

"Did you two seriously think you could just kill an innocent family & get away with it? Guess again, because we don't take kindly to those who kill innocent people due to being homophobic pricks." Blitzø said as he summon Corpse Eater "Better pray to whatever god you worship, because you're about to be sent to Hell."

"Yes, yes, let me cut them up!" Corpse Eater exclaimed in excitement

"Millie, wanna take care of the kid?" Blitzø asked

"Do I?" Millie said

"Then you'll need this." Blitzø said as he pulled out a big paddle with rhinestones

"Ohoho, this is gonna be so much fun!" Millie said excitedly

"MMM! MMM!" the kid screamed in tears of fright

"Sorry, kiddo, but this is the consequence of being a bully." Millie smirked

"Alright, let's torture the fuck out of them." Blitzø said

Several moments later, the trio were standing in front of a bloody & mutilated deceased family

"Now that was something." Blitzø commented

"I feel a lot better after torturing them." Moxxie said

"Me too." Millie said holding a bloodied paddle

"It has been an eternity since I tasted blood." Corpse Eater said

"Barbie just texted me saying that the targets are in the torture room & the Mayberry's & their kids had started dealing with them." Blitzø said looking at his phone "Let's go home."

The trio went back to the company building as Blitzø went back to his office, a few moments later, Mayberry & Martha entered the office

"Hey ladies, how'd it go?" Blitzø said

"Great, we fucked them up." Mayberry said

"Thank you so much for your help." Martha said

"No problem, there'll be no charge in your case, just happy to help a family out." Blitzø said

"Well, there must be something we can do to repay you." Mayberry said as she & her wife approached him

"Oh no, it's fine, you don't have to do that." Blitzø assured

"But we want to, handsome, & we're not gonna take no for an answer." Martha said as she leaned closer to him

"I...Uhh..." Blitzø stammered

"You know that I am a teacher, right? So, how about my wife & I give you a...private lesson." Mayberry whispered, flustering Blitzø

"Okay ladies, let's not—WHOA!" Blitzø exclamation as both women toppled him

In the lobby, Moxxie, Millie, & Barbie could hear moaning & thumping

"Ah shit, now there they go." Barbie rolled his eyes

"That should be us with him." Moxxie & Millie thought in jealousy

"Hey, you better slow it down! I ain't taking anybody to the emergency room today! Somebody break that leg, it's gonna stay broken!" Barbie called out

In the evening, Blitzø was having dinner with Loona

"How was your day, Daddy?" Loona asked

"Oh, it was good, sweetie." Blitzø smiled

"Master Blitzø, you have a letter from Stolas." Bonez said as he gave him the letter

"Stolas?" Blitzø said as he opened the letter & read it

My Darling Blitzy, it has been a little while since we last saw each other. I'm taking Stella & Octavia to Loo Loo Land on Friday & I was wondering if you & your daughter would join us. I certainly hope you do, it would be such a pleasure spending the day with you. Meet us at the entrance if you want to, but if you don't, be sure to text me.

Love Stolas. XOXO

"Loo Loo Land?" Blitzø thought before saying "Hey Loona, how would you like to go to Loo Loo Land on Friday?"

"Really?" Loona beamed "Will Via be there?"

"Awesome!" Loona said happily

"Here we go again." Blitzø mentally sighed "At least I'll get to see Stolas, maybe he'll know what's going on."

On Friday, Blitzø & Loona were at the entrance of Loo Loo Land waiting until

"Uncle Blitzø!" A voice said as something latched onto Blitzø's leg

"Huh?" Blitzø said as he looked down & saw a Little Octavia hugging his leg "Via?!"

"Hi, Uncle Blitzø!" Octavia smiled happily

"Via!" Loona said

"Loonie!" Octavia said as they hugged

"What the fuck happened to her!? She's the same age as Loona!" Blitzø said

"Oh Blitzy." A voice called out

Blitzø looked & saw a female version of Stolas with Stella

"Oh no, NOT STOLAS TOO!" Blitzø thought in panic

"Hi Auntie Stolas, Hi Auntie Stella." Loona said

"Hello there, Loona love, It's so good to see you." Stella smiled adoringly as she picked up Loona "Look how much you've grown."

"I'm a big girl." Loona said in determination

"That you are, little darling." Stella chuckled

"Why the hell is Stella being nice? I thought she hated low rank demons." Blitzø thought before realizing "Wait a minute, that's it, Stella. She must have been the mastermind of all this as revenge against me for fucking her husband. That makes sense now."

"Hello Blitzø, it's so delightful to see you." Stolas said

"Hey Stolas, uh, how've you been?" Blitzø said

"Good, how about you, how's your sister?" Stolas asked

"Oh, we're doing fine, just as happy as can be." Blitzø said

"Come on, Mommy, let's go." Octavia said as she pulled Stolas' hand

"Alright, Via, settle down." Stolas chuckled

Blitzø, Stolas, & Stella were watching over their daughters who were on the first ride

"So Blitzø, how's your company?" Stolas asked

"Hm? Oh yeah, it's going great, I made a business deal with Princess Charlie Morningstar." Blitzø said

"Oh really? It's been awhile since I've seen her." Stolas asked "Could the business deal be regarding her hotel?"

"Well yeah, she wanted me to send my clients to her Hotel so they could get redeemed, she also gave me a couple of powers." Blitzø said

"Oh, how spectacular." Stolas complimented

"Uh, Stolas, I know this might be a very personal question, but...how did you produce Octavia, I mean no offense but both of you are female." Blitzø asked hesitantly

"Now Blitzø, you know that Goetia can reproduce the same as birds do, we told you this before." Stella said

"How does that work?" Blitzø said

"When female Goetia like us are in a same-sex marriage, we can use our powers to create testicles inside our genitals like a cloaca, that was how I got pregnant with Via." Stella said

"Does the same thing happen with two male Goetia?" Blitzø said

"Precisely, but it's the opposite." Stella said

"Wow, you learn something new everyday." Blitzø said "Was the sex good, Stolas?"

"Oh Blitzy, you're so cheeky." Stolas giggled as she blushed

"I'm guessing the marriage is going well." Blitzø said

"Of course." Stolas said

"Oh...then I guess you don't need me anymore." Blitzø muttered sadly

"I beg your pardon?" Stolas looked at him

"Nothing." Blitzø dismissed as he looked away

Blitzø, Loona, & the Goetia Family were having a fun time in Loo Loo Land, but despite having fun, Blitzø felt sad. Even though he didn't admit it, deep down he did have feelings for Stolas. He just wished he realized it sooner before it was too late, but he knew that he would have to let Stolas go.

"Hey look." Octavia said as she pointed at a Fizzarolli & Friends tent. "I love this show."

"Oh no." Blitzø silently panicked

"Come on then, let's go see Fizzarolli." Stolas said

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Blitzø said as they stopped

"What's the matter?" Stolas said

"I don't think it's a good idea to go there." Blitzø said nervously

"Why not?" Stolas said

"Well, it's because uh...Via is afraid of Fizzarolli, yeah she doesn't even like it there." Blitzø said

"No I don't, I love Fizzarolli." Octavia said confusingly

"But doesn't Fizzarolli scare you?" Blitzø said

"No." Octavia shook her head

"Daddy's been saying weird stuff lately." Loona said

"Blitzø, you know you can stay outside if you want." Stolas said

"No no, it's okay, forget what I said." Blitzø chuckled nervously before thinking "God, I hate myself."

They went into the tent & took a seat as the show was about to start

"Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli!" A Female version of Robo Fizz appeared from the curtains

"You gotta be shitting me." Blitzø thought annoyingly as Robo Fizz noticed him

"Oh my goodness, is that Blitzø, my sensors spot up there?" Robo Fizz said

"Wait, did she just say my name right?" Blitzø thought surprisingly as Robo Fizz grabbed him & pulled him onstage

"Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a returning circus performer who will bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land." Robo Fizz said

"Wait a minute, when did I agree—?!" Blitzø exclaimed

"Hit it!" Robo Fizz said as she snapped her fingers

https://youtu.be/xjXz4O2sRxw

(You Belong Here by JT Music)(I don't own this song)

Robo Fizz

You don't know what we've been through

Things got worse when we met you

You don't know what we've been through

We'll show you what we've been through

Blitzø began to feel nervous as he started to rap

Blitzø

My name is Blitzø with a silent O

But I won't be joining for breakfast, no

This job had no prerequisite

Does that mean I should've been hesitant

Instead of just accepting it?

'Cause I'm digging up a couple skeletons

With artificial intelligence

I'd better quit now, to heck with this

Nope, I can't now, too late

This circus tent's going down to my grave

Underground, look around, not a sound can escape

Freaking out, I'm how many hours away?

Feels like I've been down here for days

This free pizza voucher can wait

Not gonna lie, not proud of the pay

Hey boss, how about a raise?

A mechanical clown, with a powerful gaze

Locked in a coffin, bound like a slave

Try counting the plates coming out of her face

Has she found any way to get out of her cage?

Maybe, they're not so bad

Fizzy, Just stop, relax

Sorry that I can't help you out

Robo Fizz

Yes you can, we'll tell you how!

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

But I wanna leave, I just gotta leave

Robo Fizz

You know that something's going wrong here

Blitzø

& she's watching me, now she's onto me

Robo Fizz

Come find out what's been going on here

Blitzø

Has my progeny caught up to me?

Robo Fizz

Can't help but feel like I'm a pawn here

Blitzø

Is that honesty, when they talk to me?

Just then Wally Wackford came on stage

Wally

Remember the crew?

Blitzø

Yes I do!

Wally

Froggy, Woobly, Fizzy too

Blitzø

But who the heck are the rest of you?

And why has anybody been renting you?

Wally

Welcome Blitzø, I guess you're new

Blitzø

Yep just got here, can I get the scoop?

Wally

Sure you can, I'll get you through

My simple guidance should make sense to you

You need a vent to get to every room

There's plenty work we've left to do

Make sure everybody's at the proper station

Shock them for a little motivation!

Blitzø

Wow, that sounds awful ruthless

Wally

Froggy's watching, stop moving!

Big Woobly hears your footsteps

Blitzø

Wait, was that Wally? Don't look yet!

There's something with the air quality

'Cause I'm breathing hard & it's hard to see

All these designs are monstrosities

Why would a robot need lots of teeth?

I'll try not to walk into the jaws of beasts

Either that or a springlock chomping me

Is there anyone alive who can talk to me?

Robo Fizz

You want the scoop? Follow me!

Robo Fizz

Don't make a sound if something draws near

Blitzø

I'm not shocking them like they're shocking me

Robo Fizz

Drop, crawl & pray that we do not hear

Blitzø

Did not know how awful this job could be

Robo Fizz

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

Am I part of them, are they part of me?

Robo Fizz

You'll do a phenomenal job here

Blitzø

I don't know what she pretends not to be

Robo Fizz

I've got a dark side

Soon, you will meet her

You'll join the circus

I'm the ringleader

Now come a little closer

& I'll serve you some ice cream

You don't know a nightmare

'Til you've seen into my dreams

Blitzø

I'm touched you've opened up to me

Just stuck down here, that would suck to be

But I'm walking out of that front door

To go home with a little bowl of popcorn

Where there are no monsters

Just me & my soap operas

Then why do I keep on returning?

You'd think by now we'd all be learning

What's the story in all this clutter?

Give me more than exotic butters

Some cryptic lines will be fine

Keep your innards, & I'll keep mine

She's pulling strings, but I'm tryin'

To figure out what kinda puppet I've been

Never gonna let her get under my skin

Robo Fizz

You heard of Mammon? You're gonna like him!

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

But I wanna leave, I just gotta leave

Robo Fizz

You know that something's going wrong here

Blitzø

& she's watching me, now she's onto me

Robo Fizz

Come find out what's been going on here

Blitzø

Has my progeny caught up to me?

Robo Fizz

You know you're nothing but a pawn here

Blitzø

Am I part of them? Are they part of me?

Everyone applauded after the song ended

"Thank you, you've been such a great audience, we'll be right back so hang tight." Robo Fizz said as she grabbed Blitzø

"Wait, what are you—WHOA!" Blitzø said as Robo Fizz took off with him

Robo Fizz took him to a dressing room, from the outside you can hear Blitzø's protests along with some smooching sounds. Blitzø got out the door only for a robo arm to stretch out & pull him back inside. In the end, Blitzø managed to get away & out of the tent as he had lipstick marks on his face

"Looks like Robo Fizz gave you a good time." Stella said as she was alone

"Alright, Stella, start talking, what is going on here & what have you done to Stolas, Loona, Moxxie, & the others?" Blitzø glared

"Pardon?" Stella asked

"You know what I—!" Blitzø said before he stopped & sighed "No, this is my fault, not yours."

"What are you talking about?" Stella said confusingly

"Look, I'm sorry Stella, I'm sorry about what I did." Blitzø apologized "I know you can't stand me & Stolas' relationship since I'm an imp & you hate low ranked demons. I just—."

"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Stella laughed

"What the fuck is so funny!?" Blitzø demanded

"Oh dear gosh, Blitzø, this is what I love about you, you're so hilarious with your jokes." Stella said amusingly "Honestly, me hating low-ranked demons?"

"Goddammit woman, quit messing with my fucking head! I'm trying to have an emotional moment here!" Blitzø yelled frustratingly

"What are you so emotional about?" Stella asked in concern

"Because I know it seems like I'm taking Stolas from you & Octavia, but I'm really not." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, not once have I believed you were taking Stolas from me." Stella said as she placed her hand on his shoulder

"But Octavia—." Blitzø said

"Via doesn't believe that either, you are a special part of our family." Stella smiled kindly

"I am?" Blitzø said

"Come now, Darling, you & I along with Stolas have known each other ever since we were children, which is the reason why we made you Via's godfather." Stella said

"What? But I only met Stolas when I was a kid, not Stella." Blitzø thought confusingly "Wait, did she just say that I'm Octavia's godfather?"

"Tell you what, how about you & Loona come to our palace & visit after we're done with Loo Loo Land?" Stella said. "Does that sound good, love?"

"Yeah, I would like that." Blitzø said

Later, after they were done with Loo Loo Land, they went to the Goetia palace

"Thanks for taking us to Loo Loo Land, mummies." Octavia said

"Anything for our little starfire, Via." Stolas smiled adoringly

"Come on, Via, let's go play." Loona said as she & Octavia took off

"Blitzy, could you meet me & Stella in our room in a moment? We want to speak with you." Stolas said

"Yeah, okay." Blitzø shrugged

Blitzø waited outside of the master bedroom for a few minutes

"Blitzy, we're ready." Stolas called out from the inside

"Okay, what is it you wanna talk abouuuu..." Blitzø said as he saw Stolas wearing a purple bra & pantie while Stella was wearing a black lingerie

"Hello Blitzy~" Stolas & Stella sang seductively

"Um, w-what going on?" Blitzø said nervously with a blush

"Shhhh." Stolas said as she pressed her finger before taking his hands "Come along, sit with us."

Stolas guided him to the bed where they sat down as Stella closed the door & locked it before sitting next to Blitzø

"Blitzy, Stella told me what you had told her, why would you think that you were stealing me from my family?" Stolas asked

"I just...I don't..." Blitzø said apprehensively

"Are you feeling lonely?" Stolas said

"No no, it's not that, it's just...Stolas, I care about you very much & I'm happy you have a good marriage with Stella along with having a child that you love so much. But I don't wanna break your family apart & ruin it due to our relationship...I don't wanna be that sort of person." Blitzø said shamefully

"Blitzø, you're not that type of person, you never were. I understand that you're afraid of ruining my family, but you shouldn't think that about yourself. You're not ruining my family, if anything you're flourishing it" Stolas said

"But...I'm scared that...you won't need me anymore." Blitzø looked away

"Blitzø, don't say that, me & my family are always gonna need you in our lives, like Stella said you are a special part of our family. You being an imp shouldn't even matter, because I like you no matter what demon rank you are. You are perfect just the way you are." Stolas said

"How can you love someone like me?" Blitzø said

"What's not to love? You're kind, funny, loyal, astounding, & I wouldn't want to have it any other way." Stolas said as she kissed him passionately

"Hey, save some for me." Stella pouted as she pulled him away & kissed him

"Come on, Blitzø." Stolas said as she laid him on his back "Just relax & we'll give you some personal attention."

"Um...okay..." Blitzø said as he was flustered & his heart was racing

After a couple of hours of lovemaking, Blitzø put his clothes back on as Stolas & Stella were sleeping. As he looked at the two sleeping Goetia women, for the first time in his life he felt loved & wanted, but he was a bit skeptical because he didn't want it to be a cruel prank or some revenge scheme from his enemies. One thing's for sure, he didn't wanna go back to the way things used to be, he couldn't bear having that old life again. He stepped out of the master bedroom & gently closed the door.

"Uncle Blitzø?" Octavia said from behind him

"Octavia?" Blitzø looked at her

"Why are you calling me by my name, call me Vivi like you always do." Octavia pouted

"Oh, sorry, Vivi." Blitzø apologized as he kneeled to her

"Are my mummies okay?" Octavia asked

"Yeah, sweetie, they're just tired, so they're sleeping right now." Blitzø said "What's up, is everything alright?"

"Yes, but can I ask you something?" Octavia said as she twiddled her fingers

"Sure, honey, what is it?" Blitzø asked

"Will you...will you be my daddy?" Octavia said with hope

"Oh, uh, why do you ask that?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Well...it's because other Goetia children I know have daddies, & it makes me feel sad that I don't have a daddy." Octavia said

"Oh...have you talked to your moms about it?" Blitzø said

"No, but my mums seem to like you a lot, so I thought it would give me a chance. Will you please be my Daddy, Uncle Blitzø?" Octavia pleaded

"Hm..." Blitzø said in thought "Tell you what, if my relationship with your moms work out, then I will gladly be your father."

"You mean it." Octavia lit up

"I do." Blitzø smiled "I promise I will adore, cherish & protect you as if you were my own daughter. Besides, Loona would love to have you as a sister."

"Thank you." Octavia said as she hugged Blitzø"I love you, Uncle Blitzø."

"I love you too, Vivi." Blitzø said tearfully

There you have it, Everyone, a new chapter for A Better Life, I hope this one was worth the wait. I decided to type down my own headcanon voices of the genderbent version & other characters at the end of the chapter & here they are

Moxxie: Jennifer Tilly

Angel Dust: Ariana Grande

Madame Pentious: Helena Bonham Carter

Alastra: Phylicia Rashad

Husk: Roz Ryan

Stolas: Emma Watson

Bonez: Ian McKellan

Corpse Eater: Tony Todd

I'm saving Robo Fizz for a later chapter, stay tuned for the next chapter, Morpho Out