" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Briar: GRAY !!

Gray: Briar.

"Right... These guys are here too..."

Briar: How dare you betray us ?! No... You've been playing us for fools ! HAS ALL THE TIME YOU SPENT WITH US BEEN A LIE ?!

Gray: Of course, you moron... As if I could find common ground with a bunch of killers like you.

Briar: IT IS NOT KILLING ! IT IS PURIFICATION !! WE ARE SUMMONING ZEREF BY MEANS OF PURIFICATION !! Is your obsession with the Book of END also a farce ?!

Gray: That actually has some merit. One day I will destroy END with my own hands. But I won't do it using your methods... I wouldn't be able to face my dad if I did.

"But man... It's a good things these guys are so stupid, because your acting skills aren't exactly top-notch."

Gray: You don't say... They do say love makes you blind, but this is on another level...

Briar: GRRRRRRRR !! That does it !!

Taurus: L- Lucyyyyy... Umm... Suddenly, my stomoo-ch hurts...

Lucy: Your timing sucks ! Uh... ?

*Groooooowl*

Lucy: E- Even my stomach... You gotta be kidding me...

Mary: Hahaha... My black magic is "Virus". The power to infect the body with various diseases. By the way, that one's a virus that aggravates your bowels. Things will get pretty messy of you don't haul your ass to a bathroom.

Lucy: Th- This is... the worst magic... Ever...

Happy: I've got it too...

Taurus: Lucy... if I mooo-ve one more inch, it will...

Lucy: Ugh... Ughhh...

Mary: Are you one of Gray's old friends ? A mage from that famous Fairy tail ? You're pathetically weak and yet... So popular...

Lucy: What are you saying... Something like this... Won't even... Phase me...

Mary: Your life is at the mercy of my virus. For example, let's see... If I decided to, I don't know, target your brain...

Lucy: Huh ? My stomach ache disappeared... ?

???: All abnormal ailments, dispel... Enchantment magic, nullify all diseases !

Wendy: Your virus-like magic won't work against our wind magic !

Carla: Geez, this is a big army...

Lucy: Wendy !!

Happy: Why are they here ?!

Carla: Lucy ! Behind you !

Mary: GRRRRRR !!

Lucy: No problem ! This is the stomach grudge...

Mary: UGOH !! Gh... Gr... Gramps...

Wendy: That was amazing, Lucy !

Carla: Lucy punch... was it...

Lucy: Nah, I would've been in big trouble if you two hadn't showed up...

Happy: Anyway, what are you doing here ?

Wendy: About that...

Briar: YOU FILTHY, TWO-TIMING, UNDERCOVER MOLE !! YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WILL BE SACRIFICED TO BRING ZEREF HERE-

"Shut up, will ya ?"

"... ... I don't remember getting wasted on my way here... What is that ?"

Gray: So you've finally shown your clone magic.

Briar: Raging Briar

Briar: Crying Briar.

Briar: Smiling Briar.

Briar: Loving Briar.

"This is just confusing as hell."

Raging: I'M PISSED OFF !!

Smiling: I'm amused, you're really planning on taking us all on ?

Crying: It's depressing. I never imagined I'd have to kill you here, Gray.

Loving: because, you know... I loved you... A little.

"Very poor choice of words."

Gray: Huh ? Gh !

???: So... That would make her a love rival ?

Gray: Wh... Why... Are you... here ?

Raging: How dare you do that to loving Briar !!

Smiling: Ahahahahaha !!

Crying: That's so cruel ! Way too malicious !

"Okay, this whole thing is giving me a f*cking headache already, so as the old saying goes... CAN IT !!

*SCHBROOOOOOOOOOOM*

"Phew... Much better."

Worshipers: No way !! Avatar's strongest, Briar, was defeated instantly ?! EEEK- !!

Juvia: Graaaay-Sama !! I've waited so long to see you~ !! Juvia sensed Gray-Sama was in a pinch, so Juvia hurried to be by his side...

Gray: This isn't really a pinch... How did you know I was...

Juvia: Wendy. She has a good nose.

Gray: ... ... i'm sorry... I'll explain everything in detail later. Right now... We have to take out the trash.

Juvia: Juvia knows... Understood, Gray-Sama !

"Why are you both taking off your... Whatever, there isn't anything interesting to do here anymore. I'm just gonna rally with Erza and take them all off from the center... Also, regarding what he owes you now, Gray seems to really like maid outfits."

Juvia: Thank you.

Gray: TRAITOR !!

Lucy: So Juvia's in high spirits again...

Carla: All thanks to Wendy.

Taurus: Our enemies are still mooo-ving about !Do not let your guard down !

Wendy: All right !!

Lucy: D- Dragon Force ?!

Carla: We haven't just been sitting around !!

Worshipers: Alock-Sama... the rear has been annihilated. And the frontal assault has left us unable to invade the town. They're too strong. This war is now futile.

*B-TOOOOOOOM*

Worshiper: After coming this far... You're kidding me... We were 2000 strong... With only eight, maybe nine... They were able to...

Natsu: No matter how many we're up against, losing is not an option. Because we are fairy Tail mages.

Alock: Things are unfolding exactly as I have prophesied... When the Earth trembles before Ikusatsunagi, the purification shall begin.

Natsu: So you're the boss, eh ? Your little team doesn't stand a chance. Walk away.

Alok: Youth really is a wonderful thing. I too was young once. But all grow old. All climb a stairway of regret as they age. And eventually, all reach the top, all reach despair !

Natsu: The... the hell is this ?! Gah !!

Natsu: So only your attacks from that side make it through, huh ?! That's cheap ! Well then... RAAAAAARGH !!

Worshipers: It's useless ! No one can break Lord Alock's magic barie-

*KRRRRRRRRR*

Worshipers: What ?! No way !

Alok: Impossible...

Natsu: Fire Dragon... IRON FIST !!

Alok: Ku... Kukukuku...

Natsu: What's so funny ?

Alok: The defeat... Is yours... In preparation for this day, I have burned my own face. That was the price ! And I happily paid it !!

Natsu: What the hell are you talking about ?

Alok: NOW, YE GOD OF THE CONTRACT... PAY FORTH THE COMPENSATION FOR MY SACRIFICE !! WIELD THY POWER FOR OUR CAUSE ! IKUSATSUNAGI, COME FORTH !!

Lucy: What's going on ?

Happy: My fur's standing on end !

Gray: This is...

Juvia: I feel a vortex of magic...

Wendy: The air has changed...

Mary: This is Gramps' magic... Die, all of you. Just die, all of you !

Worshipers: It's Alok's sacrifical summoning magic ! WHOAA !! SWEET !!

Natsu: Hey ! Stop that thing ! Are you trying to get your own men killed ?!

Alok: This is Operation Purification. The souls I offer up are the fervently worshiping ones of Avatar's believers. The humans of the town mean naught. The souls of those who die believing in Zeref are the ultimate sacrifice. And in response to such an offering, Zeref shall show himself and lead us.

Natsu: You bastard...

Alok: FUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! THE WAR GOD IKUSATSUNAGI CANNOT BE STOPPED !! UNTIL ALL THE SOULS HERE HAVE BEEN REAPED !!

Worshipers: WAAAAH !! RUN ! YAAAH !!

Mary: Wait... You don't mean... Does that include us too ? Gramps ?

"Okay... I should revise my 'Nothing interesting' judgement... I should also learn to shut my trap for once..."

Gray: He's fucking enormous !!

Lucy: What is that thing...

Erza: So he's gone and summoned one of the eighteen war gods of Yakuma, eh...

Natsu: These scumbags... Do they really think so little of their friends ? UNFORGIVABLE.

"Looking more closely... That thing really is kinda intimidating..."

Erza: H... HE'S ABOUT TO ATTACK !

Worshipers: WAAAGH ! THE EARTH'S... SPLIT ! IS THIS EVEN...

Erza: This... There's someone on his sword...

"I swear... There's only one guy I know who would be reckless and stupid enough to try something like that..."

Erza: Natsu...

"I swear, what a guy..."

Alok: All but useless. War God Ikusatsunagi is a deity of battle. He is not something a mere human should be trifling with. My comrades ! It is time to offer up thy souls ! For Zeref, end thy lives !

Natsu: THAT'S A REAL DICK MOVE !! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU THINK SO LOWLY OF YOUR FRIENDS' LIVES ?!

Alok: "Friends" are but means to an end. There will come a day when you too, will realize this.

Natsu: WRONG !! Friends are comrades that will work together with you towards a common goal ! No.. They'll be there even if your goals are different !! Friends laugh with one another, they support one another... They believe in one another !

Alok: This is mere dependence...

Natsu: Call it whatever you want... The fact of the matter is, that bonds like those are what have gotten me through the rough times ! DON'T YOU DARE LOOK DOWN ON THE BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP !!

Alok: Folly to think that would even work.

Natsu: And in order to protect those precious to me... In order to never lose anyone before my eyes again... I'LL CONTINUE TO GET STRONGER !! ENJOY THE FLAMES OF IGNEEL !! DEMOLITION FIST OF THE FIRE DRAGON KING !!

Alok: I... Impossible... !

Erza: You really have gotten strong, Natsu...

"And now I'm kinda scared for my own ass... Hmm... Hey, wait a sec, Natsu !! Erza, please take care of the little fries left, There's something that requires my immediate attention !"

Worshipers: The war god has... Lord Alok's war god has been defeated !

Alok: Impossible... This cannot be...

Jerome: Our 2000-strong army... On the verge of being defeated...

Briar: It's a... Nightmare...

Mary: There is something seriously wrong with these guys...

Worshipers: HE'S A MONSTER !! RUN !! EEEEK !!

D-6: Stand your ground ! The ultimate purification is not over yet !!

Abel: At this rate, we should just worry about saving our own necks... GUHK !!

???: Last I checked, this form of magic was forbidden... Confiscated.

D-6: YOU BASTARD !! GUAH !!

Gajeel: PLACE 'EM ALL UNDER ARREST !! DON'T LET A SINGLE ONE GET AWAY, YA' HEAR ?!

Wendy: Gajeel ?!

Carla: And Lily !

Juvia: And why is he arresting them ?!

Gray: It's a long story... basically, he's gone and become a councilman.

Happy: N- NO WAY !!

Lucy: Levy ! I'd heard a few rumors, but here you are ! You really have become a council-woman ! It's been forever !

Levy: You too, Lucy ! I thought you were a reporter ! What're you doing all the way out here ?!

Natsu: ... Oh ? It's levy and Lily ! And... You must be Gajeel's twin brother ?

Gajeel: Keep it up and I'll smack you upside the head !

Natsu: But, there's no way Gajeel would ever become a councilman...

Gajeel: I was lookin' for a job to pay for my next meal when that old tree guy hit me up.

Happy: That would be Warrod...

Warrod: I was actually just joking around, but...

Gajeel: And that's how I got where I am. By the way, I hereby place you under arrest too, Salamander, for the crime of "Looking menacing".

Gajeel: You too, bunny girl ! For the crime of "Showing too much skin".

Lucy: Wh- ?!

Gajeel: Juvia's for the crime of "Being too moist".

Juvia: Too... Moist ?

Gajeel: Your crime is "Eating too much fish".

Happy: So their deliciousness is illegal, huh...

Gajeel: And you... Uhh... Something about your existence is illegal... Or something.

Wendy: Wha ?! What does that even mean ?!

Gajeel: And as for you... I'm pretty sure I don't even need to tell ya', do I, Gray ? You won't be gettin' off so easily...

Lucy: Erza !

Natsu: IT'S ERZA !!

Happy: And she looks like she's in one of her moods !

"And she's not the only one ! Natsu !"

*SCHKRABLANG*

Natsu: GUOH !!

"next time you want to demolish a war god, make sure the rubble doesn't fall on the town you're supposed to save ! Leaving me to deal with your stuff, I swear."

Natsu: Argh... I'm sorry... I won't do it again...

Erza: Now that this has been dealt with, you... I must say, I can see how you're Gajeel's twin brother. You're just as arrogant as the real one.

"Wait, this is Gajeel's twin brother ? Damn, I wouldn't have noticed..."

Gajeel: YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT CRAP ! I'M THE REAL GAJEEL !

Erza: Nope, not buying it. There's no way the real Gajeel would become a councilman.

Pantherlily: Sounds like déjà-vu... He actually is the real Gajeel.

Erza/Natsu: What ?!

Levy: Did you really think he was a fake ?

Erza: Well then, that makes things easier. Avatar's ultimate elimination has been stopped, thanks to us.

"Well, to be more precise, the one who made this all possible was..."

Gajeel: I know.

Pantherlily: We also managed to get here thanks to Gray. We're in your debt.

Gray: the fact remains that I put all of you in very awkward situations... I'm sorry.

Juvia: As long as Gray-Sama is safe, Juvia is happy.

Levy: I'm sorry too ! You had me completely fooled...

Gray: Speaking of which, you gotta put a little more effort into your disguises or you won't be fooling anyone !

Levy: What ?! You saw through my disguise ?!

Wendy: I am... Completely lost...

Carla: Why is Erza here too ?

"Right... I'll explain all of that a little later. But really, this is the last time I want to keep Natsu from going somewhere without using force."

Pantherlily: Well, at any rate, we managed to save the city.

Levy: I never expected to be saved by all of you !

Gajeel: Tsk...

Natsu: When we're all together, we're invincible !

Juvia: i'm so happy I got to fight alongside everyone once more...

Gray: Is it just me or did you get a little taller, Wendy ?

Wendy: It's just you, I haven't changed a bit

Happy: It feels like I'm in a guild or something !

Carla: Well, that's what happens when these guys get together.

Lucy; It's been a while since I've had this.

"Way too long, in fact... But even if it lacks a guild hall to mess in, Fairy Tail's getting back up."

Erza: We are victorious ! Join me in a victory shout !

Sting: Oh, come on. We were worried so we came all the way out here only to find...

Rogue: I can't believe they finished off that massive army with so few people...

Sting: There just isn't any beating them, is there ?

Lector: When they get together like that, it really is a sight to see. You think so too, dont'cha, Fro ? Fro ? ... ... Wha ?! FROSCH IS MISSING !!

Rogue: What ?! FROSCH !!

Sting: Ah !! WHEN DID HE GET DOWN THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM ?!

Gray: Hm ? You... You're Frosch from Sabertooth, aren't you ?

Frosch: Fro thinks so too !

Gray: Wgy're you all the way out here ?

Frosch: I don't know.

Natsu: AAAH !! That bastard.. he broke his promise !

Rogue: frosch is going to be killed by Gray.

Natsu: That's why I need you to promise me something. You and Frosch must not, under any circumstances, leave the city.

Natsu: Nghghgh...

Gray: This guy... Now that I take a good look at him, he's kinda cute. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

"... ... I get the feeling, but please don't make that face in front of a living person ever again... Please."

Gray: But, but... He's so cute.

Juvia: Does this mean Juvia has a new love rival ?!

Rogue: That bastard... he's trying to steal Frosch !!

Sting: Nah, he's just showing him how much they love him. let's just go and say hi already !

Rogue: Mmmmmgh... Fine.

*Fssssssssssssshh*

"... Hm ?"

Erza: Something the matter ?

"I don't know... I just felt like a huge weight had just been taken off my heart, suddenly..."