" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Levy: Hmmmm... Break down the rogue characters' arrangement data into basic character material... Identify the base characters used in rule construction... L, O, S, U... Now, if we map those onto basic Guile grammar...

Gajeel: You're incredible, you know... I can't understand a word you're saying...

Levy; No ! The L and S are a bluff !! The keycode is "Als" !!

Gajeel: I... I see...

Levy: Don't worry. I'm going to let you guys out of here.

Gajeel: It's not like I really...

Levy: Please. Stop Laxus.

*BUNK*

Natsu: Is she there yet ?

"No..."

Natsu: Is she there yet ?

Mew: No...

Natsu: Is she there yet ?

"No..."

Natsu: Is she there yet ?

Freed: 'The hall of Thunder... You would actually go that far, Laxus... ?'

Laxus: What are you doing, Freed ? Bickslow is still out there hunting fairies, you know... The old man's resting his hopes on Erza, I'll take her myself. Same goes for Mystogan and Y/n. So you get out there and take out Cana and that Phantom girl. I don't need either of them in MY Fairy Tail. Fell free to kill them.

Freed: KILL them ?! We may be fighting them right now, but they're still members of-

Laxus: DID YOU NOT HEAR MY ORDERS ?!!!!

Freed: ... ... Now that we have come this far, I fear there is no turning back. I will accompany you along this path... Even if it leads to hell. I will accomplish my mission. I will be aiming to kill. Don't get cold feet now.

Laxus: Very good, Freed the dark. It's time you showed them your real power.

Erza: According to Evergreen, Laxus should be in this building... LAXUS !!

Mew: Hey ! Don't break a pillar out of nowhere like that !

"Sorry. Just felt slightly more pissed all of a sudden for some reason."

Natsu: Is she there ye-

Y/n Mew: NO !!

*Lucy vs Bickslow: Lucy wins.*

Gajeel: You're kidding me !! That bunny-girl could actually fight ?!!

"Don't underestimate her spirits, some of them are pretty strong."

Gajeel: No way ! I mean, she's a freakin' bunny !!

Levy: That's Lucy for you !! And I've got to do my best as well ! If I can just solve that part here...

Natsu Bunnies are strong, you know !

Gajeel: Now that's one I haven't heard before !

Natsu: haven't you heard the story of the tortoise and the hare ?

"Didn't the hare lost in the end ?"

Levy: ... And then overwrite the enchantment...

Natsu: Yeah, the first time. They had hundreds of rematches, and the hare won all of them.

Gajeel: I... I see... So that was the moral...

Mew: It has to be the most stupid explanation...

Levy: But this is going to be the hardest part...

"Well, Lucy DID win, so what's the point on arguing ?"

Mew: None, but this is Natsu and Gajeel we're talking about.

Levy: THAT'S IT !!! Of course ! I just have to go through it deciphering the two separate grammars at different rates ! If I go through the text mapping the characters with corresponding frequency onto guile grammar, and then convert that into rogue... ... ... I'VE DONE IT !!!

"She is there yet !"

Levy: You just wait there ! I'm going to overwrite the enchantment ! Are you guys ready ? It's time for you to take part in the Battle of Fairy Tail !

Natsu: HELL YEAH !!

Gajeel: Time to go have me a little fun !

"Put me outside, so I can put him in a coffin !"

Mew: Why are we splitting up ?

"If we all get caught in one of Freed's enchantments, it's Game over for us..."

Mew: Still thinking about what Laxus told you ?

"Yep. That, and I was wondering... To summon the Thunder Hall, he's need an enormous amount of magic, but he didn't seemed to be tired by it..."

Mew: He DID told you to be more careful where you put your stuff next time. How many do you have right now ?

"Only two. I didn't take the Etherion one with me. Too much risks. But that means... That means... !"

Mew: He took your crystal.

"... ... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!!"

Happy: Uh, Natsu... Do you hear that ?

Natsu: I FEEL that...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!"

Laxus: What the devil is that noise ?

Porlyusica: *Sigh* I guess it's time I must pay that old geez a visi-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!"

Porlyusica: What IS this ?

Gildarts: Let's see... It should be around somewhere... ?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!"

Gildarts: Oh... OH GOD IT'S HER !! She found me !! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE !!

The DxD universe:

Asia: It's finally time for my exams ! I've been studying all year long, so now I can make it so Y/n's proud of me-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!"

Asia: Y- Y/n ?!

Laxus: Mystogan... Not half bad, are ya ?

Erza/Natsu: LAXUS !!

Natsu: Wait, who's this guy... ?

Erza: Mystogan ?

Mystogan: Hmph...

Laxus: You're wide open !!!

Mystogan: GUAHH !!

Natsu: Huh ?

Erza: Jellal... You're... Alive...

Laxus: Oh ? A familiar face ?

Mystogan: Erza... I anted you, at least... Not to see this face. I am not Jellal. I know him, but he is not me. I'm sorry. I leave the rest to you.

Natsu: Hey !! W- What just happened ?! Was that Jellal ? I don't understand !

Laxus: Wipe that dumb look off your face already. Now, come on... Bring it !!

Erza: Ungh...

Mew: Well, you've done it now.

Laxus: If it isn't the marshmallow itself ! What happened, he was too afraid to fight by himself so he sent you ?

Mew: Let me put things into words even you could understand... So, in short...

*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*

Mew: You done goofed.

"Laxuuuuuuuuuus~~. I know you're heeeeere... Show yourself nooow~."

Natsu: This is WAY scarier than when he was screaming...

Mew: And just wait until he discovers what happened to Erza...

"... What."

Mew: Laxus attacked her.

"... ... ... ... ... *Twitch*..."

Natsu: Uhh... You okay there ?

"... *Twitch*...*Twitch*... Natsu ?"

Natsu: Y- Yes ?

"*Twitch* Take Erza with *twitch* with you and *Twitch* get away. Do it now *Twitch* Before I FUCKING EXPLODE."

Natsu: There's no way I'm letting you fight him by yourse-

"Natsu. *Twitch*"

Natsu: ... Nevermind.

Laxus: Yes... That's how it should be. Now that all the trash has been thrown away, the final round of the Battle of Fairy Tail can truly begin !

"..."

Laxus: Speechless, aren't ya ? Are you perhaps still shocked after seeing what I did to your little girlfriend ? Did you know that people has started to call you "The Fairy prince", since that dumb article ?

"... Say, Laxus, how good are you with digging holes ?"

Laxus: Wha-

"I mean, beside the one you dug yourself into, that is. Not only did you pretty much doomed yourself already by stealing my stuff, you kept digging your own grave further and further down, the longer you kept this bullshit going on."

"But now that you've done it and attacked Erza directly, I'm afraid the last nail of your coffin have finally been placed. If you truly don't care about any of us, and consider our lives are worthless... Then I'll teach you just how lost you are."

Laxus: Hehehe... And here I thought you'd be some sort of bloodthirsty beast ready to rip off my throat or something. What happened ?

"Beats me. Perhaps I broke and completely lost my sanity. That'd explain some things..."

Ghost Kokabiel: Ayyyy...

"... Goddammit Kokabiel..."

Laxus: Who ?

"Told ya. Might need some therapy later on... After I pound you and send you crying back to mommy."

Laxus: My mother's dead.

"I know. Time for a showdown, and for you to learn proper manners; Water-style."

Laxus: Water ? Man, you DID broke. Water against lightning, just do the fucking math !

"How about YOU stop gloating and start attacking for once ? See how good you do without sneak attacks."

Laxus: You got that ! Let the Battle of Fairy Tail's Grand Finale begin !! Here I come !

Erza: N- Natsu... ? What happened ?

Mew: Do you have any idea of who built the Caldia cathedral ? We might need a replacement once this is over.

Erza: Wait ! The Thunder Hall ! We have to do something about it !

Mew: Easier said than done. There's hundreds of lachrymas all around the town, and destroying just one of them would put your life at risk.

Erza: Living link magic... Then I suppose we have no choice... But to destroy all of them at once ! Natsu !

Natsu: You bet I'm in ! I couldn't look at him in the eyes ever again if I just sat around doing nothing while he's putting his life on the line !

Mew: Didn't you heard what I said ? Destroy one-

Erza: That's why I'm going to destroy all of them at once.

Mew: ... I can see why he fell for you. And at the same time, I keep asking myself questions... Destroying flying balls it is !

A/n: No, ghost Kokabiel won't be a redundant character.