" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Laxus: You have an hour and a half left, until this game is over.

Natsu: That's just dirty, Laxus !!

Makarov: Nghhh !

Laxus: If you want to put an end to this all, all you have to do is take the guild's megaphone and announce so that all the town can hear, that you renounce the position f Fairy Tail's master to Laxus. I'd give it some thought. What's own position, or the lives of your guild members ?

"Wait right there !! Wha?!"

Laxus: Oh, and by the way, be more careful where you put your stuff next time.

*Brom*

Mew: What word don't you understand in "projection" ?

Natsu: Dammit !! Trying to act like he's the strongest without even fighting us !! trying to take the master's seat !!!

Makarov: To be honest, I would not mind giving up my master's seat.

Mew: You wouldn't ?

Makarov: However... I cannot place Fairy Tail in the hands of Laxus. He is far too lacking in conviction and in heart... To take this seat from me.

Happy: But at this rate, they're all going to end up as dust...

Makarov: AAAGH !! Isn't there somebody out there who can defeat Laxus ?!!

"Defeat, yes. Out there, I doubt it."

Natsu: You're looking right at them !!

Mew: If we can't get out, what's the point ?

*Scrunch scrunch scrunch*

Happy: Who's that ?!

Mew: Gajeel ?!

"Are... Are you actually EATING THE TABLEWARE ?!"

Makarov: W... Would you actually do this for us... ?

Gajeel: I've got a bone to pick with that guy anyway, leave it to me.

All: NOT YOU TOO !!! THE HELL IS THIS ?!!!!

*Rule: Those above the age of 80 and stone statues may not pass.*

Happy: What's going on here ?

Mew: Good question, that I'd like to know as well.

*remaining combatants: 3*

"Only 3 of us remain... 3 are left."

Natsu: Why the hell can't you get out, huh ?! Stop copying me !!

Gajeel: Like I know !

Natsu: You're really pissing me off now, dammit !!

"Both of you shut up ! Bickering won't do any good !"

Makarov: Three ? ... DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST THESE 3 LEFT ?!!

Mew: We aren't even included in the numbers ?!

"It can't be... Has the entire guild fallen through this ? Battling each other and Raijin guard ?! There's no one left to fight..."

Natsu: Ahh, there's nothing for it... I'll have to wake up Erza !!

"Wake her u- WAIT WHAT ?!!"

Natsu: And just when I thought I had a chance to one-up her, too...

Makarov: H- Hold on !! How do you mean to ?!

Natsu: if I burn it, it'll come off, right ? The stone or whatever.

Makarov: AAAAAAAAAGHHH !!!

"... NO NO NO NO NONONONONONO !! THAT'S DEFINITELY A NO !!"

Natsu: Well, won't know until I try !

Mew: Oh yes we do !! Stop ! Are you trying to KILL her ?!

"GET THAT FIRE OFF HER RIGHT NOW !!"

Natsu: OH CRAP !! I CRACKED HER !! GLUE !! WE NEED GLUE ! HAPPY, GET GLUE !!!

Happy: AYE SIR !!

"Natsu, what flowers do you want on your grave... ?"

Gajeel: You idiot !! You think Glue will fix it ?! Obviously you have to melt my iron down with your fire and we'll weld it !!

"IF ANY OF YOU APPROACH HER AGAIN, I SWEAR YOU'LL BOTH GO FROM DRAGONSLAYERS TO DRAGONSLAYED !!"

Natsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY !!!

Erza: It feels hot in there... Was that YOU, Natsu... ? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PLAYING AT ?!!!!

Natsu: GUAHH !

Gajeel: NGAHHH !

"ERZA !! YOU'RE BACK !!"

Mew: Stay calm or it's back to sleep for you !

Makarov: Erza... But why... ?

Erza: That, I don't know myself... perhaps it has something to do with my right eye...

Mew: Right eye... The artificial one ?

Makarov: Of course ! Since half the magic was taken in through her artificial eye, the effect was halved !

Happy: Erza, do you know what's going on ?

Erza: Yeah... I could hear everything. And now that I'm back in action, the remaining combatants has changed as well... Clever little setup.

*Blink*

*Five combatants remaining.*

"It increased again ? But everyone's still frozen solid, so who... ?"

Erza: It looks like that man has decided to take part I the battle... One last contender for the title of "Strongest member of Fairy Tail... Mystogan !

Makarov: It's time to strike back !

"You be- *BUNK*"

Mew: can't get out, remember ?

Laxus: Erza revived, and Mystogan is here, huh... If only Y/n wasn't trapped, that'd make all four top fighters of Fairy Tail. Yeah, this is what a festival should be like !

Happy: You think Erza will be alright ?

Natsu: Hey, it's Erza we're talking about !! She'll be kicking them around in no time !

"... ... What did Laxus meant when he told me to be careful about my stuff... ?"

Mew: Hell if I know, but it can't mean anything good-

Lucy: Huh ? What's going on ?

Juvia: What was Juvia doing... ?

Levy: Where... ?

Bisca: Hmm ?

Natsu: You're all back !!

Happy: Lucy !!

*Erza vs Evergreen: Erza wins.*

"Suck it Laxus ! What are you gonna do now ?!"

Laxus: Damn you... WHY THE HELL DID EVERGREEN GET HERSELF TAKEN OUT BY THE LIKES OF ERZA ?! WELL ?! Damn it, Evergreen, when did you get so goddamn weak ?!!

Freed: Erza is simply too strong for her. You should have sent myself or Bickslow.

Laxus: ... And what are you doing back here, Freed ?

Freed: Well, the game is over. With the hostages freed, the master will never give in-

Laxus: It is not over. If you want to chicken out now, then get lost. I don't need weaklings like that in MY Fairy Tail.

Lucy: The "Battle of Fairy Tail" ?!

Cana: Laxus pulled a thing like that ?

"Anyways, it's all over now that you've all been depetrified. The last thing to do now is take out Laxus himself."

Mirajane: Still... What about everyone who was caught in Freed's traps and got seriously hurt... ?

Bisca: That's right !! Laxus better get some punishment for this ! We simply cannot tolerate it !

Makarov: Oh, you can be sure I'll give him a proper lesson later on ! Damn you, Laxus, you've gone too far this time !

Natsu: Hold on a second. here's the thing... I've gotta admit it was a bit screwed-up of Laxus to force everyone into situations where they had to fight against each other... But there's nothing wrong with his basis idea of finding out who's the strongest in Fairy Tail, is there ?

Levy: I'm... Not sure I agree, but...

Natsu: All I'm saying is, don't be too harsh on the guy, okay gramps ?

"You really are something Natsu..."

Natsu: So, yeah... LET'S START THE BATTLE OF FAIRY TAIL, ROUND 2 !!! WHO WANTS TO TRY ME ON, HUH ?!!

Makarov: ENOOOOOUGH !!!

*BONK*

Mew: ... 8... 9... Out.

"K.O ! Perfect."

Mirajane: And what's that ... ?

Cana: Enchantment display boards ? They're flooding the guild !

Laxus: Can ya hear me, old man ? And everyone from the guild, too...

"Laxus..."

Laxus: It looks like we've lost one of our rules... So I'm going to instate a new one. So, as to keep this battle of Fairy Tail moving, I've activated the hall of thunder.

Makarov: The hall of thunder ?!!

Laxus: Only one hour and ten minutes remain... Do you think you can defeat us ? Or will you play nice and retire ? "Master" ? Hahahahahahah !!

Makarov: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING, LAXUS ?!! ARE YOU TRYING TO DRAG INNOCENT CIVILIAN INTO THIS ?!!! NGHH !! Unghhh...

Natsu: OLD MAN ?!!

Lucy: WHAT'S WRONG ?!

Mirajane: This is bad !! he needs his medicine !

"A heart attack... At a time like this... ! Get a hold of yourself, please !!"

Natsu: What is the "Hall of thunder" ?!!

Makarov: Unghhhhhhh...

Natsu: Old man !!!

Mew: Everyone !! L... Look ! Outside !!

Levy: Thunder lacryma... ?

Cana: Things like that... Are they... Are they floating all around the town... ?!

Levy: Every one of those individual lacryma crystal is charged with an enormous amount of magical lightning...

Juvia: Don't tell me the "Hall of Thunder"...Means exactly what it sounds like... A palace of lightning ?!

Mew: And if that "hall" is Magnolia...

Lucy: Wait, what would happen if those things discharged ?!

"I suppose Magnolia Crater would become a reality..."

Bisca: Well, I'm not going to let that happen !! Sniper rifle: Ex-quip !!!

Lucy: All right !!

Cana: Nice going there, Bisca !

Bisca: I'll take down every last one of those-

*Bzzzt*

Bisca: AAAAAAGGGGGH !!!

Lucy: BISCA ?! WHAT THE HECK ?! WHAT'S GOING ON ?!

Cana: Living link magic ?!! Those lacryma are enchanted with a form of magic that links any damage done to it back to the attacker.

"In other words... Attacking those will just ends up the same as attacking ourselves !"

Mew: At this rate, everybody in the town...

Cana: there's nothing for it but to take out Laxus himself !! Let's go !!

"Try to evacuate as many people as you can too ! And don't forget there are two of the Raijin guard left ! Be careful !

Natsu: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ASSHOLE THINKING ?!! YOU'RE GOING WAY TOO FAR !! IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE MASTER THAT MUCH, THEN FIGHT THE OLD MAN YOURSELF !! GIVE IT UP ALREADY, LAXUS !!!

"Natsu, calm down !! I know how you feel, but this isn't going to work !!"

Natsu: Like hell I can !! There's even an invisible wall all the way up here ?!!

Levy: Come on, get back up here. It's an enchantment, right ? That's a form of written magic... I might be able to do something about it.

Natsu: ... SERIOUSLY, LEVY ?!!

Levy: I... I believe that the three of you have what it takes to stop Laxus !