So some of you bitches requested that I write more of this. And I was like, "You know what. SURE. I LOVE YOU GAIZ, SO WHY DAFUQ NATT?" YEAH. C: I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS. I didn't really know what to do, and then it came to me: The Key to Keeping Calm. It's super hard, I know. Their expression just makes you want to laugh, no matter how hard you try, YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK IT! WELL, NO! YOU KEEP CALM! YOU STAY EMOTIONLESS! And this is how you do it. C: Watch and learn from your pimp. C:

::RULE 1::

Bite your lips.
  This is actually pretty easy and can keep you from bursting into laughter, as long as you keep your mouth shut. The trick to it is being discreet. If you show them that you're biting your lip, it's ruined, and you're fucked, because now they know they've one. BUT THEY HAVEN'T! So here's how to do it. C:

       1. Lightly get a hold of your inner lower lip between your top and bottom rows of teeth. Doing this will stop emotion from showing and give you something to focus on besides laughing. The trick is to make sure that your mouth stays CLOSED and that your top row of teeth does not show. Do not talk during this time, because if you do, they'll be able to see it, and you'll probably lose control.

::RULE NUMERO DOS::

Take a deep breath.

   Like biting your lips, this must also be done discreetly. It totally ruins the effect if they can see that you need to come down. When following this method, you should bite your lip and breath in softly through your nose to hold it the FUCK in. Bitch, you don't listen, it's wasted on you. Make sure they can't hear you breathing, and when you exhale, it also needs to be silent. Yes, that's exactly what it means. Ninja that fucking shit. NINJA IT.

::RULE THREE::

Look in the opposite direction.

   After many years of practice, I personally find that if you focus your attention on something else entirely, people don't even notice that you're not trying to laugh. The trick, however, is making sure that it's not too obvious that you're looking at something else. Look straight behind them, and kind of blur out their face. Zone them out until you're ready to face them again without laughing. CAUTION: THIS MAY CAUSE THE PERSON TO QUESTION WHY YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO BEGIN WITH.

::RULE FOUR::

Stop breathing entirely. ((NOTE: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY IF READERS CONSIDER FOLLOWING THIS ACTION.))

   Jesus, guys, don't fucking kill yourselves! Just hold your breath for approximately three to ten seconds, and gather your wits. Then, please continue to move on as you were doing before. Dear, God... Why am I teaching you guys how to insult other people?

SO, YEAH. THAT'S ABOUT IT. THIS SHOULD HELP. I have more to say, but something tells me I would get in trouble if I put those up, and... I'm good! May the force be with you. +_+