If you are reading this book, that means you're either bored, want someone to relate with, or just fucking stupid. Cause seriously, who in the fucking hell would even read a goddamn guide on how to be a fucking failure?

The fact that you really opened this book shows that you're really a fucking idiot.

Reading this book is as useless as trying to speak to a blind and deaf person. It's just not worth it.

Why did I even do this again? Oh yeah, because my stupid fucking brain decided that I do it. Thanks a lot, you dumb piece of shit.

But since you already made the goddamn effort to open this, here's your fucking guide.

Exist.

That's right. All you have to do is fucking exist and you're automatically a failure. 

Don't believe me? Fine. I'm gonna tell you my fucking story. 

Hope you enjoy this useless thing, though it's probably better if you delete this shit.