WEEK 16

Each year, all the wizards, sorcerers and other magical beings come together for a tournament. They gamble their powers and magical tools.

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This year, Ryan decided to participate and do something different in the tournament.

He carefully plonked the tortoise in the palm of his hand and brought it to eye level

The tortoise looked at Ryan, straight at his eyes and sang, "Look me in the eyes, tell me what you see."

And the tortoise said, "I see humans but no humanity"

A human named Humanity jumped up from the crowd and shouted, "I'm here!!!"

The tortoise continues on, ignoring the human named Humanity.

So a humanity named Human decided to show up.

And suddenly, it was raining cats and dogs, literally.

As all the cats and dogs fell onto the earth, they all started to randomly gain human speaking knowledge

“G’day to you, matey,” one dog said as he landed beside the tortoise.

"All these greetings and you chose to be British," the tortoise hissed.

“Excuse you, I am clearly Hawaiian,” the dog argued.

He proceeded to hula to prove his point.

In the meantime, the cats were enjoy their apple juice. One also offered the dogs, "Apple juice anyone?"

The tortoise then started tap dancing due to stress and Ryan was being scratched to death by kitties.

“Oh no,” said Ryan, and spontaneously combusted.

“Yes, quite,” muttered Hawaiian dog.

The cats then declared war.

Tho scared of Hestia, but still the bunnies also decided to join the war.

And the tortoise is still tap dancing.

Soon there was a dog, bunny and cat war; and no one could stop them!

The humans, confused as to what was going on, began to retreat from the scene.

"Good, only the animals will reign!" A black and white husky roared victoriously, their plan for take-over working like a charm

Hearing this the human named Humanity lost all her already non existent humanity and began eating the dogs one by one.

And then the Winged Hussars arrived to destroy the chaos.

Upon the mountains of the great underwater lands of Atlantis sat a derp faced merking who decided now would be the best time to launch the secret nukes the merfolk had been building for centuries.

These nukes turned everything into fluffy chuzzles upon contact.

And nothing was left, for the impact of the nukes killed everything in the nearby vicinity.

"It is always the nukes," yelled the tortoise like a sloth.

He took a slow step, but slipped and fell headfirst into the mass of fluff now covering the earth.

"FLUFF IS EVERYWHERE!" He shouted slowly, getting entangled in the fluff grumpily.

"If fluff is everywhere, then so am I," Sarah whispered as she slowly revealed herself to the viewers from the shadows.

Cotton candy appeared in her hand as she took a bite from it

And the cotton candy screamed, for it was a sentiment being.

It was a chuzzle in disguise!

And hat chuzzle removed its suit, revealing Rick Astley inside.

Rick growled, revealing his fangs.

His fangs were of rainbow colour.

Rick turned out to be a werewolf who was looking for his mate and his eyes locked on Sarah

But then he realized that there was more to life than mates and sought to become a werewolf hermit.

And by hermit, in the literal sense--a hermit shell grew on his back, akin to a hermit crab.

And then Rick started tap dancing hermit style.

“I like you,” said the tortoise, and joined him.

The tortoises and Rick tap danced to honour the Tortoise God.

While Hestia began attacking the bunnies.

"Why does it always have to be the BUNNIES?", Screamed BunBun at the top of her lungs, losing her patience, she hops forward towards Hestia with her carrot shaped knife.

"Ooooo nice, some nice crunchy metal to go with the rabbit meat," Hestia grinned in excitement.

Ak raced from across the rainbow plains of the damned to his stupid friend BunBun before she got herself killed, while also tap dancing with the tortoise and Rick.

Soon everyone was tap dancing, joining in with the tortoise and Rick - who was absolutely killing it with the tortoise.

The noise level of the tapping was so intense that it broke the barrier between this world, and another dimension.

Neon pink light filtered from a widening crack in the sky.

It started raining cupcakes.

And Hestia was now devouring Goldfishes.

Team Avatar was suddenly sucked into the dimensional pull, tap dancing away.

Then a dimension monster by the name of dormammu, got fed up with all the tapping and annihilated everyone wearing the shoes.

Only no one was wearing the shoes, they were just tap dancing because of a wicked curse!

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!" yelled Rick as he slid down the floor.

"My line!" yelled Dr. Strange and yeeted Rick off a cliff.

The tortoise then breaks the fourth wall.

"Shhh," he stated in a crazy manner, "people are watching…"

And soon a zebra named people came to the front, while tap dancing and said, "yes you were right, I am watching."

The zebra was then obliterated into another world by Dormammu who was secretly a Dr.Strange simp.

“Rude,” said the zebra, sprouting enormous violet flippers before vanishing into the inter-dimensional crack.

And in the midst of everything, a young human girl emerges from hiding.

She wore a torn dress and white worn out sneakers

She was the chosen one, bound to save the world from the evil that was spreading in the world!

But not today, because she was tired and without coffee.

And one without coffee was not one to be trifled with.

But what is coffee?

The elixir of life, that’s what.

Coffee gave someone life and the will to live and deal with people everyday, and the chosen one needed that to survive.

The chosen one had an Oompa Loompa as her personal assistant, who always serves her coffee in a drum twice bigger than his height.

Within the drum were two more Oompa Loompas, each carrying a drum with two more Oompa Loompas, all wishing to serve her coffee.

But if she drank all of the coffees the oompa loompas were gonna serve, she'd never fall asleep, not even at night

Then the coffee drank the girl.

And coffee ruled the world with the girl's power.

Tea arrived claiming itself as coffee's arch nemesis.

He had always wanted to know how it'd feel like to rule the girl, to be on top of the world.

Coffee then proceeded to spill the Tea.

But the coffee got mixed with the tea and together, they have created a new beverage.

The Toffea.

Which was universally hated.

But Hestia liked Toffea, so she declared war against Universe.

The Universe retaliated by sending dragons after Hestia and Toffea.

The stupid dragons started tap dancing with the tortoise.

They danced all night, all day, forgetting they were hired assassins to get rid of Hestia and Toffea

Hesti decided to be Toffea's saving grace.

So she drank Toffea.

From where Rick was yeeted, he stretched his arm and said, "I'm... Never Gonna Give This Up…"

Rick, the epitome of determination, will never gonna let us down.

Nor will he run around and desert us.

Out from the shadows, Sarah swore to never  Rick cry, or say goodbye.

A cockroach flew away and sat on Rick's shoulder.

And thus Rick gave everything up and ran because COCKROACH!

The cockroach removed its mask, revealing Sarah inside.

And thus Sarah completed her mission, laughing as Rick ugly cried in the corner.

She laughed so loud that her lungs got really angry and left her chest through her mouth.

The space left was filled up by her evil heart and Sarah then made Dormammu, who was trying to slowly tap dance away, her personal maid.

And then Sarah removed her mask, revealing a cockroach inside.

Sarah, now a cockroach, pushes her motion to take over the world... again.

Unfortunately, she walked right under someone’s large boot and was squashed before she could even relocate her nukes.

“Ew gross,” the holder of the grand boot muttered.

He doused himself in coffee to rid the air of the foul dead-Sarah odour.

What he did not know, however, was that an Oompa Loompa was hiding in the coffee.

The Oompa Loompa claimed him as his new master and started following the poor lad around everywhere.

So the lad sent out for an Oompa Loompa exterminator, also know as a dalek.

The dalek, pledged to wiping out the Oompa Loompa race, began thoroughly exterminate any and all Oompa Loompa they say

But little did he know, there was this one Oompa Loompa, who was not an Oompa Loompa.

And the name of the Oompa Loompa was the Billy O'Tea.

And This Billy O'Tea had the much coveted artifact ring which had many mysterious uses, the deadly-fall being one of them.

So with this ring he was able to serve his Master without worry about the Dalek wanting to exterminate him sense he wasn't, in fact, an Oompa Loompa.

And Billy O'Tea removed his mask, revealing Sarah inside.

"Not this again," groaned the Oompa Loompa.

Sarah whipped out her nukes, one in each hand with a massive grin on her face, "If the dalek won't take you out, I will!"

“I would like to see you try,” he sneered.

So, Sarah gave him a card and said, "Here's my number, pick you up at seven."

And the sky turned red, for a new dark force had risen, feeding off of their hatred for one another.

Wine rained downed on Earth.

“LETS GET THISPARTY STARTED!” everyone yelled.

So, Sarah decided to shoot the Oompa Loompa, taking him out.

And as he fell to the ground, the Oompa Loompa put a curse on Sarah.

Though the curse had the opposite affect, making Sarah the most beautiful woman on earth!

Aphrodite killed Sarah because no one was allowed to be more beautiful than her.

But Sarah came from behind her back and stabbed her.

There was no god, only Sarah.

And thus, Sarah ruled on and on, stabbing all the world with her mighty goddess knife.

And finally, for the first time sense her debut, she felt like she could rule the world with this Goddess Knife!

But then, from the depths of the dreaded swamps, emerged, the ultimate God of all, Shrek.

But Shrek didn't want to be king, let alone a God of all things; he just wanted his swamp!

And he also wanted AK.

Shrek devised a plan to get rid of his Godly powers, get his swamp AND to get Ak.

But, the Sarah killed Shrek with her Godly Knife.

Shrek's screech could be heard across the world as he disappeared back to his realm to be with donkey and Fiona.

Puss in Boots couldn't bear to let Shrek go unavenged, so he stabbed Sarah in the heart.

He thought this time Sarah was gone for good, but little did he know.

Sarah was practically immortal, re-emerging in front of his very eyes!

And then Sarah proceeded to drop kick Puss across the realm.

The End.