"Yes," Kaya said into the phone. "Can you tell me a bit more about her?"

There was a scoff on the other end of the phone. "Isn't she with you right now? Just ask her whatever you want. She'll answer it."

Kaya rolled her eyes. "That's not what I want. I want to know what you think of her. What the others think of her."

"Then ask someone else. Why the fuck would you ask me? Don't you know I'm busy?"

Kaya scowled. "Oh come on, Lily! Stop being difficult. Just tell me one sentence about her and then you can go back to beating up people or whatever it is you do up there."

She could practically hear the scowl Lily made. "Shut the fuck up. If you wanna know so badly, here's what I have to say about Jacqueline. She's the busiest person on this planet, but somehow, she still picks up my calls even when I prank call her. So there. Don't call again, and if you want to, just don't. Fuck off."

The call ended, and Kaya rolled her eyes even harder. She jammed her phone back into her pocket and walked back to her house.

"I know that not all Canadians are nice," she muttered under her breath. "But wow Lily takes things to a whole new level."

(2/15/15)