slEndYbHetd gasped HIs HanD oN HIs BoGMaC FEllDd BellLleh. "I doNt KNow How This Is POssBleIe."

"Bc I'm maGic, LOl." Slendy reSPOnDed With a Shrug. "YOu bEtTer hAvE ChIlD SuPport."

"Lol bYe." SleNdY ClaiMed, PoofinG InTo ThE AiR, BIg MAC SaUce RunNinG dowN My facE As I was Left By my HuBby TO LoOk aFft3r M chLd alosne

Lol
I'm nearly free
Just gotta break these last two shackles.