Here we see Jessica sitting in a chair in a lab in Bio-Site 59 at the Foundation and she is completely angry that she forgot that it was Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.

Jessica: "How did I even get back to the Foundation?"

Mini-Flashback

We see Jessica eating breakfast on the weekend and when she sees the calendar, it was take your Daughter to Work Day.

Jessica: "Oh no."

End of flashback

Siobhan: "Sorry sweetie, but it's good for morale in the Foundation."

Angela: "And (Y/N) gave us a new SCP to work on together."

Jessica: "You forced me to come here!"

Mini-flashback

Jessica: "Mama Siobhan, I don't want to go to the SCP Foundation."

Siobhan: "But it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day sweetie."

Jessica: "But what gives you the idea that I would like to go there?"

Siobhan: "One."

Jessica: "Mama, do you think I'm a little old for that?"

Siobhan: "Two."

Jessica: "Fine I'm going."

End of mini-flashback

Siobhan: "Works every time."

Jessica: "I bet this SCP will be yet another murder monster."

Angela: "Well sweetie, we are dealing with a quasi-humanoid creature with two sets of 3 lower limbs, a small head with no discernable neck, a crescent shaped tail, and it levitates .5 meters from the ground."

Siobhan: "Well whenever we try to look at the SCP, it ceases to exist until someone looks away from that spot. They call it SCP-5031. They think it's a mindless monster like all the others, but (Y/N) has a theory it can be something akin to a scared child."

Jessica: "I do not want to do this!"

Angela: "But you will, you have a mother's instinct."

Jessica: "Dang it you're right. Curse my maternal instincts!"

Siobhan: "Let's start with sound testing with music and natural ambiance."

Angela: *places discs on the table*"Which one should we start first?"

Jessica: "How about Morning Forest Ambiance?"*grabs the disc*"Who doesn't like the forest in the morning?"

Siobhan: "I'll get the speakers."

Several sound tests later.

Jessica: "After some testing 5031, it likes music from Anya, Ben Folds, KISS, and Mozart."

Angela: "Plus it's stress level decreased between 15%-25%."

Siobhan: "Next series of tests is play time."

Several play tests later.

Siobhan: "He prefers a basketball over a bowling ball."

???: "Excellent progress."

The girls then see you come into the room and you look at the results.

(Y/N): "Just as I expected, SCP-5031's motor skills are comparable to a toddler. For the next round of tests will be food and I'll be in charge of this round of testing since you 3 are vegans and it mostly involves a carnivorous diet. Once the food tests are completed I'll hand you back oversight of this SCP. Unless you're okay with SCP-5031 eating chicken?"

Jessica: "Well..."

Siobhan: "Jessica, we should let a child eat what he likes to eat."

Jessica: "Fine let's give him some meat."*shivers*"Can someone hold me back, I don't want to hurt people."

(Y/N): "I'll bring in the guards."

Several food tests later.

(Y/N): "Seems like 5031 like high-quality foods more than carcasses."

Siobhan: *sees SCP-5031 eating rotisserie chicken*"He sure likes the rotisserie chicken."

(Y/N): *pull Jessica's ring from your pocket*"And it's a good thing I confiscated your daughter's ring or she would be hard to hold down."

Siobhan and Angela see Jessica being held back by two armed guards.

Jessica: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FED IT CHICKEN, IT COULD'VE BEEN A VEGAN! YOU ANIMALS!!"

(Y/N): "Well the food testing has come to a close, let's move on to coexistence testing."

Several Coexistence tests later.

(Y/N): "Chicken coexistence wielded negative results, but human coexistence testing yielded positive results."

Siobhan: "He likes playing with the D-Class."

(Y/N): "Motor skills are improving at a much faster pace, fascinating."

Jessica: " Are we done now?"

(Y/N): "Well there are several more rounds of testing left, the next one will be Symbols."

Several symbol testing later.

Jessica: "YOU AWARD HIM WITH CHICKEN!?! YOU ANIMALS!"

Siobhan: "Jessica Cruz, I do not like you raising your voice like that young lady. One more outburst like that and you're grounded for a week, understand?"

Jessica: *sits in a chair*"Yes mama."

Siobhan: "Now just because it likes to eat chicken doesn't mean we should be judgemental about it. Your friends eat meat too and you still get along with them, 5031 won't be any different."

Jessica: "Alright, what's the next test?"

(Y/N): "Vocabulary. Let's put it's language skills to the test."

Several language tests later.

(Y/N): "After this line of testing SCP-5031 has increased it's vocabulary."

Siobhan: "Look."

You and the girls see the shadow of SCP-5031 nonverbally sing, make food preferences and dish pairings, and juggle some balls.

(Y/N): "This must be the result of increased vocabulary and human interaction, fascinating."

Angela: " So it's learning?"

(Y/N): "Indeed Angela, next test will be activities."

Siobhan: " What kind of activities?"

Several activity tests later.

(Y/N): "Well after drawing this picture, playing the piano, and mixing up some things with the spices. It seems to be preoccupied with the spices even when there is no human presence in it's cell."

We see Siobhan, Jessica, and Angela looking at a drawing and it has the D-Class, SCP-5031, Siobhan, Jessica, Angela, you, a rotisserie chicken, and a cat.

Siobhan: " Aww, isn't that cute, he drew us in his drawing."

Jessica: "He is kind of nice."

Angela: "And he was trying his best with the piano, but practice makes perfect."

(Y/N): "Let's have a live subject in there for the cooking tests, or rather two."

We then see Diana and Hippolyta come into the room.

Hippolyta: "We are here to try the cuisine made by this cook you speak of."

(Y/N): "Step into his room."

Several cooking tests later.

(Y/N): "So, how was the food?"

Diana: "Delectable."

Hippolyta: "It is unlike anything we have not tried before."

Diana: "It is strange we don't see the cook."

(Y/N): "The cook was SCP-5031, we're doing a series of tests to see if we can get it's stress levels down to a minimum. And in that round of testing it has a peanut allergy and is making its own recipes. Feel free to taste test them."

Diana: "Indeed we will."

(Y/N): "I wonder if the SCP can-"

Before you can finish your thought, you and the girls then hear SCP-5031 say it's first word.

SCP-5031: *on the monitor*"Salt."

Angela: *gasps*"Siobhan, he said his first word."

Jessica: "That's so beautiful."

(Y/N): *taking notes*"Vocal chords confirmed."

Siobhan: *starts crying*"I promised I wouldn't cry."

(Y/N): "It's okay to let it out."

Siobhan then cries and then hugs you and you hug back.

Siobhan: *while crying*"They grow up so fast!"

(Y/N): "It's okay Siobhan, let it all out."

Jessica: " Mom you know he's an anomaly right?"

Angela: "People get attached to things like 5031."

(Y/N): "It is an ethical thing to do for an SCP like 5031. Thanksgiving is two months away and that day will be the final test. We should give him some time to prepare a 3 course meal. I'll prepare the guest list."

2 months later on Thanksgiving day, we see you and the girls along with Charlie and the Happy Hotel staff and Verosika and her crew.

Charlie: "Thanks for the invite."

You then see Charlie's mother and father arriving at the table.

(Y/N): "Mr. and Mrs. Magne, I see you two took some time off."

Lucifer: "Oh enough of the formalities, just call me Lucifer."

Lilith: "And call me Liltih."

(Y/N): " Well our chef has provided us with a 3 course meal."

We then see SCP-5031 place bowls of Sweet Potato miso soup on the table for everyone.

Lilith: " Oh uh, how lovely."

(Y/N): "Well our chef is an SCP, but appearances can be deceiving."

Charlie: *tastes the soup*"Mmm, this is good."

We see everyone start eating the soup and they're enjoying the soup.

Lucifer: "Delicious."

Angel D: "Not bad."

Vaggie: "This is really good."

Charlie: "This meal is delicious."

(Y/N): "Ever since testing, SCP-5031 has become an excellent cook. His cooking skills are above the average of the average human."

Kara: "Dude, my tastebuds are in Heaven right now."

After everyone has finished their first course, we see SCP-5031 bringing in the next course which is a Duck confit with apple cider glaze and cranberry compote topping, paired with butternut squash gnocchi on a bed of kale seasoned with truffle salt.

Kara: " Uh what is this?"

(Y/N): "A duck confit with apple cider glaze and cranberry compote topping, paired with butternut squash gnocchi on a bed of kale seasoned with truffle salt."

Kara then tried the food and she was amazed by the taste.

Kara: "Oh man, this is so good."

We then see everyone eating the second course meal.

Karen: "Mmm, this is good."

Zee: "I should come to this site more often."

Verosika: "Best food I ever had."

Husk: "It may be a freak show, but it knows how to cook."

Diana: " Indeed, this is delightful."

Milky: "Thanks for inviting us (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Once you and the others finished the second course, we see SCP-5031 bring in the 3rd course, a slice of spiced cassava pie topped with french vanilla ice cream and a maple-hazelnut syrup.

(Y/N): "And finally the third course is a slice of spiced cassava pie topped with french vanilla ice cream and a maple-hazelnut syrup."

Kara: " Soo pie."

(Y/N): "Indeed."

We see Jessica trying the pie as she ate some of it.

Jessica: " It's good."

We see everyone eating the pie.

Babs: "This is so delicious!"

Karen: "You're right."

Lilith: "An excellent desert if I say so myself."

Husk: "Eh, it's good I guess."

You and the others hear a piano sonata in six arms by SCP-5031 and the music is beautiful when you all hear the notes.

Zee: "That music, it's so beautiful."

Diana: " A creature with six arms created something so soothing."

(Y/N): "Stress levels have gone to 0% now."

Lilith: "Beautiful music, you know I should come to the Foundation more often."

(Y/N): "Let's hope you don't listen to an auditory hazard SCP."

Lilith: *giggles*"Oh you're such a funny one (Y/N), you certainly live up to your name. My daughter talks a lot about you and it begs the question, why aren't you two together yet?"

(Y/N): "Well Charlie already has a girlfriend, Vaggie."

Charlie: "He's right mom, plus Vaggie thinks 3 is a crowd."

Vaggie: "Yah she's kinda taken."

(Y/N): "Um Lilith, are you implying that polyamory relationships are legal?"

Lilith: "Of course, having an open relationship in hell is legal, and I hung around with some men while Lucifer is at work."

Zee: " But aren't you two married?"

Lilith: "Of course, but sometimes we need something to spice things up. Unlike that cheating bastard Adam."

(Y/N): "Adam, the first man?"

Lilith: "I was his wife before he got with that hussy Eve. He broke up with me over carrier bird. It's like breaking up over text, but it's done on paper."

Jessica: " Gee, why does that sound familiar."

(Y/N): "I think that same thing happened when Hal did the same thing to Carol."

Lilith: "Ugh, men am I right?"

Lucifer: "Excuse me!?"

Lilith: "My apologies sweetie."

Lucifer: " It's okay hun."

(Y/N): "When did you two met?"

Lilith: "Oh back in the Garden of Eden, Lucy here made Adam and Eve eat those apples from the tree of knowledge and we've been together ever since. But nowadays we've been so busy that we can't make the time."

Charlie: "Wait, are you two breaking up?"

Lucifer: "Unfortunately yes sweetheart, but it's a mutual break up."

Lilith: "But that doesn't mean we can't be your mother and father."

Lucifer: " It's true."

Charlie: "Aww."

Zee: "That's beautiful."

Lilith: " Thank you, and (Y/N) I must ask, may I move in with you?"

(Y/N): "Uh sure."*sees Lilith transform into her human disguise*"Woah."

Lilith: "I'll have some imps come by and bring my luggage to your home."

Sometime later, we see an army of imps bring in all sorts of luggage into your house and you see that some of them are from I.M.P.

Blitzo: *while carrying 7 heavy suitcases*"Does she need all of this!? Rich people don't pack light!"

Moxxie: *struggling to carry a giant suitcase*"I...am...going....to...die..."

Moxxie's body gave out and he was crushed under the suitcase as we see his arm was sticking out. We then see Millie get Moxxie out from under the suitcase.

Moxxie: "My leg bones are broken."

Millie: "What's even in that suitcase?"

We then see Irantu lift up the suitcase with one hand.

Irantu: "Large assortment of equipment for her good times."

Millie: " Good times? Wait you mean-"

Irantu: " Yes ma'am."

Blitzo: "Typical milf, whenever their spouse is away they resort to stuff that make them orgasm 40 times a day."

Irantu: "Should I tell you the contents of this suitcase?"

Blitzo: "If you do then I have to bleach my ears out. So tell Moxxie what's in the case."

Moxxie: " Why me?!"*sees Blitzo is gone*"Crumbs."

5 minutes of explaining what's in the suitcase later.

Millie: "Wow, she has a lot of stuff."

Moxxie: "I think I'm gonna sleep on the couch."

Later, after the move, we see Lilith resting on the couch.

Lilith: "Thank you for sharing your home (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "I did some renovations to my house in case this happens."

Lilith: "Like that door that leads to an infinite space filled with doors to bedrooms?"

(Y/N): "Indeed. And since Jessica came back to the Foundation after spending time with SCP-5031. She has agreed to take care of child SCPs."

Lilith: "How wonderful."

You then hear a knock at the door and when you open it, you see Charlie and Vaggie.

(Y/N): "What brings you two here?"

Charlie: "Well Vaggie has been thinking a lot about you and she thinks she's bisexual, we just need to make sure."

(Y/N): "Well come inside."

We see both Charlie and Vaggie at a table in the kitchen and you and Vaggie are talking.

(Y/N): "So throughout your life you've been into women?"

Vaggie: "Yeah, and ever since I met you, I can't get you out of my head. But at the same time I feel scared."

(Y/N): " Why?"

Charlie: " Vaggie doesn't really trust guys, not in like the sexist way but-"

Vaggie: "Like I don't trust guys who come near me because of my body."

(Y/N): "Well the slender moth-like build is attractive to most men-"

Vaggie: " (Y/N)...."

(Y/N): " But I understand if you don't want to be with me or any other man. If the mystery to your sexuality will remain unresolved by your decision. I can assure you that I'm the kind of man that would manipulate a woman for selfish and sexual reasons. I respect women of all kinds across the multiverse and in one universe I may have married a zombified Captain Marvel."

Vaggie: "So you like a woman on the inside and not the outside?"

(Y/N): "Indeed."

Vaggie: *inhales and exhales*"This will be the dumbest thing I have ever done."

We then see Vaggie kiss you on the lips and then pull back.

Charlie: "Well? Do you feel anything Vaggie?"

Vaggie: " I feel different, I feel like I like it? Am I saying that right?"

Charlie: " Yeah you are."

Vaggie: "Am I really bisexual?"

Charlie: "Well you did say you liked it, so I guess you are Bi."

Vaggie: *hugs Charlie*"Thanks Charlie, for helping me to discover something inside of me that I never knew was there."

Charlie: "Anytime sweetie, anytime."

Vaggie: " I guess we have to share the same boy now."

Charlie: "Yeah we do."

We later see both Charlie and Vaggie sleeping in the same bed with you.

Next: Chapter 62: SCP-3883 "Dildos Have Dreams Too"