*Cam, Main, Wash, and optionally Others are at any no-touch car wash. Wash is in the first car in line and Main and Cam (in the passenger seat) are in the second car. Make sure Cam gets a shot of the car before we enter the car wash. This is funniest if the car is extremely dirty.*

Main: "The second thing we will be learning about is how to get a free car wash. Do you notice all the extra and wasted water spraying off of the car ahead of us? We are going to make use of it. Just pull up really close behind the person in front of you and all the spray will get on your car! Brilliant! They won't yell at you to get out, because they would get soaked! When their car wash is done, just pull through the wash without buying a wash."

*Cam should be out of the car at this point to show the car coming out. The car should be fairly clean on the front half, but still really dirty in the back.*

Main: "Now, you might just want to wash the back half, or else your car would look really weird. To do this, pull up backwards behind the next car." *Couple minutes later...* "Now drive back out, and your car should be completely clean!"

*Cam should be out at this point to show the hopefully clean car. Would be really funny if there is a line of dirt circling the center of the car showing that the two washes didn't clean the entire car.*