(Meanwhile, we see Mayor Angelene, Angelo, Landon, and Mr. Creeper arrive in Lonesome Flats)

Mayor Angelene: [she looks at the map] This must be where the Country Music Trolls live.

Angelo: Well, it looks like nobody's here. We're too late.. Time to go home. Come on, guys, let's go.

Mayor Angelene: There is no "I quit" in "team."

Rooster: Cock-a-doodle... Ah, never mind.

(solemn country music playing, bell chimes)

Mary Dawn: We don't hope for makin' things better

All we want is to keep it together

Every day is a rainy day no change in the weather

Child: [giggles]

Farmer: Happy birthday, honey. Time to get to work.

(yak breathing noisily)

Child: Okay, Daddy. [milk spraying]

Mary Dawn: This kind of life has made our hearts as hard as leather

(children laughing)

Child #1: Get it. [playful chatter]

(tumbleweed yelling, children screaming)

Mary Dawn: And all these tears are from there dust in our eyes

And all these years just keep on passin' us by

(Troll crying, tear crying)

(Then the trio comes out of a barrel, thinking about the song as they watched Mary)

Mary Dawn: We all know that we're just born to die

That's the way it goes when you're just born to die

(yaks mooing)

Mayor Angelene: This song is so sad.

Angelo: Yeah, it is sad. But life is sad sometimes, so I kind of like it.

Mayor Angelene: You do? Huh. But it's so different. Oh, they must not know that music's supposed to make you happy. [gasps] That's awful.

Mary Dawn: And all these years just keep on passin' us by

And all this misery makes it hard to deny

(Trolls grunting, arguing)

Older Country Troll: [grunting]

That's the way it goes when you're just born to die...

(Then Mary shuts down the coffin door)

Mayor Angelene: Okay, guys, guys, huddle up.

(bird screeches in distance)

Growley Pete: [growling] Growley, growley, growl.

Mary Dawn: Now, take it easy, Growley Pete. I feel bad for them. It looks like they got beat up by a rainbow.

Mayor Angelene: First things first, these Trolls need some serious cheering up, and we're gonna have to go top-shelf.

Landon: Oh.

Angelo: Now, when you say "top-shelf," y-you don't mean...

Mayor Angelene: That's right. We need to sing them the most important songs in the history of music.

Landon: Yes, but which ones?

Mayor Angelene: [goes dramatic] All of them.

Angelo: And when you say "all of them..."

https://youtu.be/il9U7J1DGf0

Mayor Angelene: Yo, I'll tell you what I want

What I really, really want!

("Wannabe" playing)

Angelo and Landon: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

Mayor Angelene: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Angelo: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

Both: I wanna (Ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha)

I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zag, ah

Angelo: Who? Who? Who-who?

("Who Let the Dogs Out" plays)

Landon: Who let the dogs out?

Angelo: Who? Who? Who-who?

(Mr. Creeper squeaking rhythmically)

Landon: Who let the dogs out?

Aneglo: Who? Who? Who-who?

Mayor Angelene: It's such a good vibration

("Good Vibrations" playing)

Angelo: Yeah, come on, come on, come on!

Mayor Angelene: It's such a sweet sensation

Both: Oppa Gangnam style!

("Gangnam Style" playing, rhythmic grunting)

Gangnam style, O-O-O-O

Oppa Gangnam style

("Hey Baby" playing)

Landon: Hey, pretty girl, what you doing tonight?

Both: Gangnam style

Landon: I wanna see what you got in store

Both: O-O-O-O, Oppa Gangnam style!

("Party Rock Anthem" playing)

All: Party rock is in the house tonight (Come on!)

Everybody just have a good time (Rave on, party on!)

(As the trio sings, Jacob rose his head, seeming to enjoy it)

Party rock is in the house tonight

(Mary Dawn glares at them suspiciously)

We just wanna see ya

Angelo: [spoken] Tell 'em, Ate!

Mayor Angelene: [echoing] Shake that!!

(wind whistling softly)

Tumbleweed: You suck!