*Alberto was driving in a Lamborghini with sonic and luca in shotgun to main street*

Luca: *Notices alberto looking at luca with a smile on his face* Can I...help you?

Alberto: Sorry it's just...I am so happy to see you again, I missed you a lot

Luca: *eyes widen slightly* Oh...W- well okay

Alberto (under breath): Animal squad, your friendly animal spies on the go

Sonic: *Gasps* Are you singing the theme song?

Alberto: Yeah!

Sonic: No way! I do that as well!

Sonic: Whenever you got yourself in a situation who'll be there?

Alberto and Sonic: The animal squad!

Luca: Okay i get it you guys

Luca: Also alberto you DO know they make cars that don't go super fast, right?

Sonic: Where's the fun in that?

Alberto: Right? up high bud

*sonic and alberto high five*

Luca: Do you guys even know WHAT a metaphor is?

Sonic: If you're about to say that this car is a metaphor for something about me and alberto, you can stop because, no we don't know what a metaphor is

Sonic: Look if we're gonna solve

Sonic: 'The case of the missing Mei-mei'

Sonic: placeholder name, open to any ideas

Sonic: Then we're gonna have to work together!

Luca: Nope, not gonna happen...

Alberto: *laughs* Oh you're hilarious luca

*Alberto and sonic snicker and laugh while luca groans*

*then they pull up at an alley*

Luca: Okay we're getting close, pull over here

Luca: *gets out of the car* And you and sonic leave the hats and canes in the car

*sonic and alberto are wearings tuxedos with a hat and cane*

Alberto: Whaat? how'd you know that?

Luca: 'Cause you guys are you

*Sonic and Alberto get out of the car*

Sonic: Well there's no faster way to gain someone's respect than to dress like an important business magnet

Luca: You mean 'Magnate'?

Alberto: Oh luca, silly SILLY luca, I think we know our own characters and they wear top hats

Alberto: Now luca when we head into main street you're gonna have to stay close to me

Luca: Uhh okay? Why

Alberto: Because nothing is safe...on main street

*But it wasn't like luca expected, it was instead a little street with other cartoons*

Luca: Huh, it doesn't look that bad

Alberto: Oh trust me luca, it's worse, it's a bunch of cartoons trading on their wholesome public image to keep the cops away and bring you the slimiest, backwater bazaar of this contraband side of Guadalajara...

Luca:...That dog is blowing bubbles

Alberto:...Okay maybe not him but trust me, nothing and i mean NOTHING is sacred in this part of town

Sonic: That guy? he sells untraceable weapons...

Sonic: Him? Stolen social security numbers

Sonic: Plus that little girl? muppet fights

Luca: How do you guys know all this stuff?

Sonic: I occasionally give some of my quills to that hairdresser over there

Alberto (whispering): Aha! look that's our guy

Sonic (whispering): Now let's do this gang

Luca (whispering): Okay smart guys i make deals for a living so leave the talking to me capisce?

Alberto: Capisce

*luca, sonic and alberto walk over*

Luca: Hi, Mr. Bjornson! do you have any records for sale?

Bjornson: Oh, do i have records *laughs* let's see we have the pop, the rock, the techno

Luca: Okay but...do you have any...boyband records?

Bjornson:...You guys cops?

Luca: No no, we just want some records *chuckles nervously*

Bjornson: *looks around for a moment before pulling a cord that opens a trapdoor to the basement* Alright come on, get in

*sonic, Alberto and Luca enter through the door seeing a whole basement filled with boyband records*

Sonic: Yeesh...

Bjornson (talking to a rat): Hey, no more free samples, Lester! This isn't Baskin Robbins! *laughs*

Bjornson: So! you want some records of 4*town? I got records with songs that'll make you run and prance around for days!

Luca: Prance around huh? Seems like you offer a quality product, But hey before we get into all that, do me a favor, Take a look at this photo *shows bjornson a picture of meilin* It's a friend of mine named Meilin Lee

Luca: So, we think she's being held in a warehouse somewhere, If you know anything, I'm sure we could make it worth your while, Like what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance?

Bjornson:...Nah, I don't know nothin', Now either buy some records or get out

Luca: Uhh okay well *whimpers*

Sonic (british accent): *chuckles* Well, perhaps we should, with the disrespectful tone this felted clodhopper takes, why I never!

Luca (whispering to sonic): What are you doing?

Sonic (whispering to luca): Saving your tush

Sonic (british accent): Me and my fellow associate alberto here are important business magnets, we shall have no trouble attracting other suitors for our gigantic deal because that's what magnets do...They attract business *smirks*

Bjornson:...Nah, you three are cops, you're out of here

Sonic: Pardon?

*Bjornson grabs luca, alberto and sonic*

Luca: No no! no no no no no! we're not cops!

Sonic: *takes off his top hat* Ta-da! we're actors! it's been us! Luca, Sonic and Alberto the whole time

Bjornson: Huh, you know my boss sweet pete, he loves actors

Alberto: Who doesn't? *chuckles*

Bjornson: You know, I think you three should meet him

Sonic: Really? meeting sweet pete, huh?

Alberto: Well luca, looks like sonic and I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room