Chapter 134: SCP-1808 ''Spongebob Watches''

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Here we see Lauren is now wearing all 6 instances of SCP-1808 and we see all her bones growing out of her skin and her teeth growing out of her mouth and she continues to hear the infamous laugh of Spongebob Squarepants in her head as we see Gary looking at her torment with absolute joy.

Gary: "Let's see how long you will break from this experience. While wearing SCP-1808, your bones will grow to the point they grow out of your skin like a banana and every 15 minutes you get to hear the wretched laughter of that godforsaken sea sponge they call Spongebob!"

Lauren: *in pain while hearing Spongebob's laughter in her head*"Gahh!!!"

Gary then turns the hands on the watch to accelerate the bone growth as Lauren feels the pain both physical and psychological.

Gary: "Who's scary now!? Lauren!"

Frenchie: 40 hours of torture later

Here we see Lauren traumatized and completely broken from the experience with SCP1808 as the girls were shocked that Gary traumatized Lauren for life which is not possible considering how much of a psycho she is.

MK: "Woah....I never thought it would be possible, but Gary just traumatized Lauren the Scary Girl."

Gwen: "Gary just tested SCP-1808 on Lauren and he just used them just for fun. Not for research."

Kim: "I get that most anomalies can come from other companies but I thought there wouldn't be an anomaly based on Spongebob."

Leshawna: "(Y/N), wherever you are, we need you."

Meanwhile, we see you keeping a low profile and you were figuring out how to get the Foundation out of your brother's hands for good.

(Y/N): "So to recap, he essentially took control of the Foundation, has everyone who associated with me demoted to D-Class with the exception of key foundation personnel and he can't be promoted to Administrator unless. And I need to find help and move across the states without attracting unwanted attention."

We see a poster hit you in the face and you grab it and see that Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting is in town.

(Y/N): "The Circus of the Disquieting is in Danville, hm, very convenient. Kinda like in Madagascar 3."

You then head to the circus and you snuck into the circus grounds and you reach to a tent where the Glam sisters are getting ready for their next show as they notice you in the mirror and they turn to you.

Glam Sisters: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Shh, hey it's nice to see you girls again."

Glitz: "What happened to you?"

(Y/N): "My brother Gary Cranston took over the Foundation, he demoted me to D-Class for being outrage for the treatment of a witch child name Sigurros, I was experimented on for 30 days, and I was so close to being killed by SCP-173. Then I was teleported out of that situation and now I'm here to run away with the circus until the heat dies down. But now I gotta find a way to save the others."

Glitz: "Oh shit, that's awful."

(Y/N): "That's not all, he scared off 682 back into his cell."

Glam: "How?! The only thing that can scare that thing is 173."

(Y/N): "Yeah and now I need your help, I need the help of the Chaos insurgency and the Serpent's Hand with their history of raiding the Foundation."

Glitz: "So you can break into the Foundation?"

(Y/N): "And take down Gary, yeah. And in the meantime, I'll stick with the circus. Is there a position for a stage manager open?"

Glam: "Oh yeah, Icky was looking for a Stage Manager."

Glitz: "But small question, how are you gonna take down Gary? Didn't you mention he was uh... bat shit crazy?"

(Y/N): "If he gave up all of his powers and given up his soul, the flesh remains, and he modified his body to do whatever it takes to be on top, which means at this point, he would become a monster made out of mechanical parts and a giant cow heart that is essentially a built in Scranton Reality Anchor."

Glam: "What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "It means he can turn any reality bender into a pushover including The Devil and God."

Glam Sisters: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "Yeah, so would you girls help me?"

Glitz: "Sure, just let us go over this plan with the boss."

Later, we see the Glam Sisters telling Icky and Lolly the whole story on why they are joining the Circus of the Disquieting.

Icky: "Oh my, that is serious. Of course you can stay with us as our stage manager."

Lolly: "For a while until we come across someone who can help you of course."

Glitz: "Who isn't scared of Gary of course."

Glam: "So what would be his order of business as Stage manager?"

Icky: "Hm, well he'll manage the equipment and the acts in the Den of Freaks and Hall of Humans Extraordinaire."

(Y/N): "Okay, works for me."

We see you at the Den of Freaks and we see you going over the list of acts in the Den of Freaks and we see Elisa the Living Head in her tank and she is taking a liking to you.

Elisa: "Well aren't you the new guy."

(Y/N): "Oh hey Eliza, I'm the new stage manager."

Elisa: "I noticed, so are you gonna help me with my makeup and hair, I would do that myself but my body is in storage. Unless you can fetch it for me, just be careful, I'm grabby~."

(Y/N): "Can't right now, I have to review Sluggo's routine before we open up. I can have Manny get your body for ya."

Elisa: "Ugh him, having a face like his is the reason why he's chronically single."

(Y/N): "True, anyways I'll send Manny to get your body from storage, so that you can work on your own makeup and hair."

You then leave the room as Elisa then pouted and she was peeved about you not fetching her body. We see you reviewing Sluggo's routine and you see the different shapes.

(Y/N): "Nice work, but have you considered adding geometric shapes?"

Sluggo: "What do you mean?"

(Y/N): "Cubes, pyramids, you know 3rd dimensional stuff."

Sluggo: "Hold on."*make his eye stocks to form a cube*"How's that?"

(Y/N): "Nice work."

Sluggo: "Thanks."

(Y/N): "Keep it up and you will be golden."

We see you head out of the room and you see Elisa doing her makeup with her own body as you turn to Manny who was pretty upset at Elisa.

(Y/N): "Is something the matter?"

Elisa: "Manny, the brute with the upside down face touched me in the rear!"

Manny: "I was trying to pick up where the center of gravity is!"

Elisa: "You called me fat?!"

Manny: "No! And for the record, you never used your body for anything!"

Elisa: "Why you-"

(Y/N): "Okay, easy you two, you do not want to bring this to Icky. Do you?"

Elisa and Manny: "No..."

(Y/N): "Then why don't you two just apologize to each other."

Elisa and Manny: "Okay." *To each other* "Sorry."

(Y/N): "There, that wasn't so hard now was it?"

Elisa: "At least I take better care of my nails, your overgrown hedge clippers you call fingernails were poking me."

Manny: "You uptight bitch!"

Elisa: "Uncouth brute!"

(Y/N): *sighs*"This is gonna be a thing isn't it?"

Later on, we see Icky talking to Manny and Elisa.

Icky: "So all of this happened because you wanted (Y/N) to carry your body from storage to your booth to do your makeup, but instead of (Y/N) doing it, Manny did it."

Elisa: "Honestly, I don't know why you even bother keeping the brute around, all he's good for is kidnapping children."

Manny: "Headless bitch!"

Icky: "Enough!"*to Elisa*"If you like (Y/N), just tell him yourself."

Elisa: "Easy for you to say, you're basically a second sister to him. And he's only around until he gets rid of his brother who was raised in an insane asylum."

Icky: "True, and I already have a girlfriend."

Elisa: "Lolly was planning on having a third in your relationship."

Icky: "Oh that little sneaky clown, she is always finding ways to add more people into the clown car that is our relationship."

Elisa: "Yeah, (Y/N) is taking initiative and checking on the routines on Fizzoroli and the Glam Sisters."

Meanwhile with you, we see the Glam sisters and Fizzoroli are juggling objects and you added chainsaws, bowling balls, traffic cones, and even several grenades.

Fizzaroli: *while juggling things*"Thanks for the help (Y/N), I feel like we're in sync."

(Y/N): "Anytime, just name it and I'll give it to ya."

Fizzaroli: *while juggling stuff*"A jar of what's left of the black plague."*sees you holding the jar*"Okay why do we have that?"*sees you add the jar into the mix*"Oh fuck! Why would you do that?!"

(Y/N): "You told me to add it."

Fizzaroli: "I was making a joke!"

Glitz: *while juggling stuff*"Less talking."

Glam: *while juggling stuff*"More juggling."

The trio continued juggling as we see Lolly watching the whole thing. She then stretched her leg down to the floor and stepped next to you.

Lolly: "You really know how to train some clowns."

(Y/N): "I added the jar so that they can be at their best when it comes to training."

Lolly: " Neat, so you would be in the circus for a while huh?"

(Y/N): "Just until I figure out a plan."

Lolly was about to make a move on you until we see a burst of confetti come out of nowhere and we see Icky come out of it.

Icky: "Lolly!"

Lolly: "Oh come on babe, a 3rd would spice up our relationship."

Icky: "Look as much as I like (Y/N), he's like a brother to me and it would be awkward between me, him, and Dr. Wondertainment."

Lolly: *pouts*"Prude."

Icky: "I'm not being a prude, Lolly."

Lolly: "Why can't we ever have a third, clowns always have enough room for their clown cars. That is a law back where clowns come from."*pulls out a giant Clown Law book from her cleavage**turns to the page*"It says so in the book."

Icky: "I know the law, but the answer is no!"*sees Lolly giving her the puppy dog pout*"Don't give me that look, Lolly."

Lolly: "Please?"

Icky: "Hmm..."*to you*"What do you think?"

(Y/N): "The law is the law."

Icky: "True."

Icky then turns to Lolly and she sees the smug look on her face.

Icky: "Don't think you won this argument Lolly."

Lolly: "I think I just did, sweetheart."

Icky: "Fine..."

Lolly: "Expect some more, my little clown~."*honks Icky's nose*"Honk."

Icky: "Oh great, normally I'm the one honking your nose."

Lolly: "Like this~?"*honk's Icky's butt*"Honk."

Icky: "Eeep! Don't do that!"

Lolly: "You make it too easy hun~."

Later on, it was the opening day of the circus and we saw the Flynn-Fletcher family was in the audience.

Phineas: "Boy there are sure a lot of clowns here, they made that calliope very well."

Candace: "Why are we here again?"

We then see Ferb hold up a recording device in his hand and we see him play it.

Linda: *from the recorder*"Candace, you need to spend some time with your brothers, I found a poster for a circus and it looks fun. You're in charge of the boys while you're at the circus, love mom."*the recorder stops there*

Candace: "Oh right."*gets up*"I'm gonna get some popcorn and snacks."

We see Candace leave the tent and get some snacks until she sees you walking by with Manny.

Candace: "It's that convict!"*calls Linda*"Mom! It's the convict from my room! He's at the circus working as a stage manager!"

Linda *over phone*"Candace there wasn't a convict in your room."

Candace: "Just get over here!"

Linda: *Over the phone* "Alright, alright, don't get your hair in a knot."

Meanwhile with you, we see you consulting with the freaks in the Den of Freaks.

(Y/N): "Alright, just like we rehearsed. Be yourselves, don't do anything that would cause The Veil of secrecy of the anomalous world, and have fun."

Eliza: "And you're not worried someone's gonna spot you?"

(Y/N): "I work in the shadows for a living, I was born to be in the shadows of the world. Besides, who would find a rando like me?"

We then see you leave the Den of Freaks and we see Candace drag Linda and you see them.

Candace: *points to you*"See, that's the convict!"

(Y/N): "Hi."

Linda then takes a look at you and sees that you look like a rando who is the stage manager of a circus.

Linda: "If having autism is a crime, then he should be in jail."*nods in disappointment*"Special case kids are not criminals, Candace."

Candace: "W-wait he's..." *Linda nodding yes* "Oh my gosh..." *to you* "I am so sorry!"

(Y/N): "Eh, I'm used to it."

Linda: "And having autism is no way of calling someone a freak."

Candace: "Freak?"*saw that you came out of the Den of Freaks*"Oh...."

(Y/N): "Before you say anything else, I'm just the stage manager, just because I have autism doesn't mean I'm one of the freaks."

Candace: "Wait no I-"

Linda: "Since you accused him of being an escaped convict and one of the freaks of the circus. You lost all phone privileges."

Candace: "But-"

Linda: "Don't make me count to 3, young lady."

Candace looks down and hands Linda her phone.

(Y/N): "Don't forget her back up lines of communication ma'am."

Candace: "How did you-"

Linda: "Oh that's right."*to Candace*"Candace, hand them over."*sees Candace give her phone to her*"And your shoes."*sees Candace pulls out her phones out of her shoes*"And your old cell phone."*sees Candace hand her old cellphone*"And the bluetooth."*sees Candace hand her bluetooth*"And your walkie talkie."*Sees Candace her walkie talkie*"There, is that all of them?"

(Y/N): *pulls out a long line of phones from Candace's hair*"Found the rest in her hair."

Linda: "Good, now Candace, apologize to him."

Candace: "But mom-"

Linda: "Do I have to take your ducky momo toys too?"

Candace: "Fine." *To you* I'm sorry about accusing you for being a convict, even though I saw you in a prisoner uniform."

(Y/N): "Oh don't worry, I was in character for a play my cousin is working on and he needs me to play a convict. It's called JailBird, it's a comedy."

Linda: "Oh you broke into my daughter's room because you were in character."

(Y/N): "Yeah, sorry about that, I'm a method actor."

Candace: "Oh....well good work there."

(Y/N): "Anyways, I have to get back to work. Try some of the cotton candy, they will surely put a smile on your face."

You then walk off and Candace sees people eating the black cotton candy.

Candace: "Since when is cotton candy black?"

Linda: *takes a bite out of the cotton candy*"Not sure, but this is delicious."

Candace: *A little hesitant* "Hmm..."

Meanwhile in the main show tent, we see Icky and Lolly juggling around flaming torches and we see you watching from behind making sure everything is according to plan.

(Y/N): "And cue choosing a random member of the audience with the Glam Sisters."

We then see the Glam Sisters on the trapeze and we see Glam swing down and grab Candace and we see her screaming in panic and fear as we see Candace swinging around with the Glam sisters.

Linda: "That looks like fun."

We then see the Glam sisters toss Candace into the air and they land onto the ground and they catch Candace and balance her on their hands, one hand for each foot.

Candace: "Get me out of here!"

We then see a giant T-Rex head come out of nowhere and ate Candace and the crowd gasped in unison as they see Icky and Lolly come onto the stage and when we see Icky take off her hat she lets Lolly put her hand into it and she pulled out Candace in a bunny suit.

Lolly: "There, a cute bunny rabbit. Well minus the cute."

Candace: "Hey!"*takes a bite out of a carrot*"I'm adorable! Why am I eating a carrot?"

Lolly: "Same reason you, comedy!"*slam a pie into Candace's face*"

Fizzaroli: *Laughs* "Pie pile!"

We then see dozens of pies being thrown at Candace and we see her covered in whipped cream.

Icky: "Time to wash that off."

Icky then unleashes a powerful blast of water from her lapel and it hits Candace which sends her flying to two seals and we see her juggling Candace around with their noses.

Phineas: "Wow this is fun."*sees Perry is missing*"Hey where's Perry?"

Icky: "Now for one time only, we have Perry the flying platypus!"

Phineas and Ferb sees Perry in a helmet and a daredevil costume inside of a cannon and when the cannon fired Perry was sent flying out of the tent and into the sky as we clowns ready to catch Perry as we see him fly down through the net and a burst of confetti came out of nowhere. Both Phineas and Ferb were shocked and amazed by this until they saw Perry sitting next to them alive and well.

Phineas: "Oh there's Perry."

Perry: *chatters his teeth*

Phineas: "I didn't know you were a guest performer, Perry."

Perry: *Chatters his teeth*

Meanwhile with you, we see you talking to Icky and Lolly.

(Y/N): "Who knew you two booked a guest performer."

Icky: "It was Lolly's idea, we figured a platypus would be a good guest performer."

(Y/N): "Glad to hear it.They don't do much anyways."

Meanwhile with Candace, we see her getting some whip cream out of her ear and she sees you talking to hooded figures with the emblems of the Serpent's Hand and she hides in a spot where you can't see her.

(Y/N): "Alright, I need a floor plan of the site containing anyone who is associated with me. Since you guys are expert in stealing anomalies from the Foundation, I need you guys to bust out my friends and family, got it?"

Serpent's Hand member: "You got it."

Candace: *Whispers to herself*"He lied about being a convict for a play. He is a convict! I got to get mom!"

We then see Candace run off and get her mom as you continue to talk to the Serpent's Hand.

(Y/N): "They got eyes everywhere, be sure to spread this message to the Chaos Insurgency as well."

Serpent's Hand member: "We'll come up with something."

We then see the serpent's hand members walk off as we see Candace drag Linda with her to you.

Candace: "Mom he is a convict and he has a gang with a snake looking symbol on their arms to bust out his mob family see!"

Linda: *only sees you and no one else*"And where are his fellow mobsters?"

Candace: *sees that the Serpent's Hand are gone*"But-but-"

Linda: "Ugh Candace, just because he's autistic doesn't mean he's a criminal."*to you*"I'm sorry she's normally doing this with her brothers."

(Y/N): "It's fine, but if I was part of a mob family, I would commit crime as a service to the community like getting rid of corrupt politicians or taking down racist cops."

Linda: "You would be noble while committing crimes."*to Candace*"You're grounded for 2 months."

Candace: "What!? No! I-I swear they were just-"

Linda: "Not another word, young lady."

(Y/N): "Hey wait a second lady, aren't you that famous singer who retired way too early?"

Linda: "Oh well yes I am."

(Y/N): "Your song did make great elevator music."

Linda: *gritting her teeth*"Don't remind me."

(Y/N): "Anywho, why don't you girls go see the Hall of Humans Extraordinaire and go see Zoltan, so that he can read your future."

Linda: "Sounds fun, I wonder what my future is."

Later on, we see Linda and Candace with Zoltan and we see him looking into Candace's future.

Zoltan: "Young lady, you will have a dark future ahead of you."

Candace: "DARK FUTURE?!!?!"

Zoltan: "Yes cause you will trip your own feet and get locked inside of your own closet."

Candace: "Pfft, right and I'll break up with my boyfriend."

Zoltan: "Oh that was the next thing I was gonna tell you."

Candace: "Wait what?"

Linda: "What about my future?"

Zoltan: "You will find riches in the most unlikely of places."

Linda: "Like where?"

Zoltan: "You will see in the future."

Later, we see Candace and Linda walking out of a tent and they see Phineas and Ferb and there was something Perry is holding in his mouth.

Linda: "Huh?"*grabs the paper from Perry's mouth*"A 10 billion dollar check? From the bill of a platypus."

Candace: "Hey your fortune came true, wait then that means....I'm gonna get locked into my closet!"

Phineas: "Why?"

Candace: "I trip on my own feet!"

We then see Candace making a run for it screaming and panicking as she then stops and she sees you talking to soldiers of the Chaos Insurgency and she hid herself from your view.

(Y/N): "Aim for the knees when raiding the site, get the prisoners and nothing else got it?"

Insurgent: "Yes sir."

Candace: *Whispers to herself*"He's a... a terrorist! That's even worse than the mafia!"

We then see Candace run off as we see the insurgents leave as we see Candace come back with Linda.

Candace: "Look he's a terrorist and he's coming up with a plan to bust his terrorist friends out of jail."

Linda: *sees only you and no one else*"I can see that.'

Candace: *sees that it's only you*"But-but-"

Linda: "That's it, we're going home young lady."*to you*"I am so sorry sir."

(Y/N): "It's fine, kids these days get hucked up on sugar and they start to see things."

Linda: "Which is daily apparently."*to Candace* "And I'll have you at disability sensitivity training for a month."

Candace: "NO!!!!"

Later, at the Flynn Fletcher residence, we see Candace in the closet because her fortune came true and she's talking to Stacy via a secret can on a string.

Candace: "Stacy, please you got to believe me. That autistic guy is up to something!"

Stacy: *over the can*"What do you mean?"

Candace: "This guy has to be a terrorist, he's been talking to some weird soldiers about a prison break and-"

Stacy: *over the can*"Woah, autistic people may have a different view on the world but that doesn't make them evil, you really are very insensitive about how people with autism do in their daily lives."

Candace: "I know what I saw! That guy is up to something! He must've told that Zoltan guy about me breaking up with Jeremy in the future just to throw me off."

Stacy: *over the can*"Oh boy, you really lost it this time. You know you should be sensitive about the feelings of someone with autism, just because they can't express their feelings doesn't mean they don't have any feelings."

Candace: "I'm not crazy, I know what I saw, he is a terrorist and I can prove it!"

Stacy: *over the can*"That's it, disability sensitivity training starts now."

Later, we see Candace sitting with her friends and family because she's going through disability sensitivity training.

Stacy: "Now repeat after me: I will not judge people with disabilities."

Candace: "Do I have to-"

Stacy: "Just say it."

Candace: "Fine, I will not judge people with disabilities."

Stacy: "Say it with more feeling."

Candace: *with feeling*"I will not judge people with disabilities."

Stacy: "Again."

Candace: "I swear I know what I-"*sees Stacy looking at her angrily*"Fine I will not judge people with disabilities."

Stacy: "Better, now how do you feel?"

Candace: "Like this is a waste of time because I know what I saw."

Linda: "Time for the big guns."

We then see Candace tied to a chair and she is watching documentaries on the history of disabilities of humanity.

Candace: "Get me out of this! I know what I saw!"

Phineas: "Um, mom, why is Candace tied to a chair?"

Linda: "Well she's tied to a chair watching a documentary to be sensitive about a subject. It's how I was taught when I was her age."

Candace: "That explains why you cry a lot when you see chicken nuggets."

Ferb: "...If you ask me it's a very informative film."

Phineas: "But why is Candace watching a video on-" *sees it's about autism and other disabilities* "Autism and other disabilities?"

Linda: "Candace is accusing someone with autism of being a terrorist."

Phineas: "Oh. Hey where's Perry?"

Meanwhile with you, we see you and Perry talking to Monogram in Perry's hideout and you inform him of the situation at the SCP Foundation.

(Y/N): "And that's the whole story sir."

Monogram: "That is very disturbing on so many levels. There goes 10 to 20 months of good dreams."

(Y/N): "So uh, I have to ask, why did you decide to run an agency with animals living in plain sight?" *Referring to Perry* "Especially him."

Perry: *chatters his teeth*

(Y/N): "I've seen weirder groups of interest but never with animals, no offense Perry."

Perry: *chatters his teeth*

Monogram: "Never expect the common animal to be a secret agent, that's the success of our organization."

(Y/N): "And having a platypus being an agent is a good idea, people think they don't do much. Anyways, that is why I am requiring all the help I can take, including the help of Dr. Heinz Doofinsmirtz. And for the record, the Foundation is aware of the activities of Phineas and Ferb Flynn Fletcher. We put in a probability sink that prevents their parents from discovering their inventions."

Monogram: "Huh, that explains a lot. Anyways, you can find Dr. Doofinsmirtz at his house, good luck (Y/N) Cranston and Agent P."

(Y/N): "Thanks." *To Perry* "Anything I should know about this Doof guy?"

Perry: *chatters his teeth*

(Y/N): "He's a divorced father who gets his money from his ex wife and he's a father of one daughter."

Monogram: "You can understand what he's saying?"

(Y/N): "I learned how to speak platypus in the Wanderer's Library, they have a whole section on linguistics and languages. I even learned how to speak latin."

Monogram: "Isn't that a dead language?"

(Y/N): "You gotta be prepared for anything, even a situation where people speak fluently in dead languages."

We later see you and Perry head to Dr. Doofinsmirtz's lair where you and Perry burst through the door and you both get caught into a cage and you both see Dr. Doofinsmirtz came in.

Dr. Doofinsmirtz: "Seriously, I have this whole day planned and I didn't get started on the blueprints for my inator yet." *Sees you* "Uh wait, who's that?"

(Y/N): "(Y/N) Cranston of the SCP Foundation, an organization that contains anomalies for the fate of mankind from ever knowing them."

Dr. Doof: "Wait like Bigfoot?"

(Y/N): "SCP-1000 used to be the dominant species of Earth before humans."

Perry: *Chatters his teeth*

Dr. Doof: "Hold on Perry the Platypus, I'm talking to this guy."*to you*"Anyways, what else like Garfield?"

(Y/N): "A pataphysical entity bent on killing those who disrespect the name of Garfield."

Dr. Doof: "The Big Bloop thing or whatever that is."

(Y/N): "SCP-169 the Leviathan."

Dr. Doof: "And what about the Lochness monster?"

(Y/N): "SCP-3934 was made by a company called Marshall, Carter, and Dark to be sold as pets."

Dr. Doof: "Oh and one more, the Mothman!"

(Y/N): "That would be SCP-2901."

Dr. Doof: "Wow, how many SCPs do you have?"

(Y/N): "8000 and counting."

Dr. Doof: "Wow."

Perry: *Chatters his teeth*

(Y/N): "Oh right thanks for the reminder P." *To Doof* "I need your help."

Dr. Doof: "With what?"

(Y/N): "My brother Gary Cranston became head of the O5 Council and he rules the Foundation with an iron fist. He made me a D-Class because I was worried about a little girl with powers being in a medically induced coma."

Dr. Doof: "Man that's rough, I mean what's the point of having super powers if you have no idea how to use them."

(Y/N): "Yeah anyways, can you help us? I enlisted the help of the Chaos Insurgency and the Serpent's Hand. And I need your help as well."

Dr. Doof: "I'll do it if you can give Venessa a summer job at the SCP Foundation cause it sounds like you're in the gray area between good and evil sometimes."

(Y/N): "Deal, after I take down my crazy brother."

Dr. Doof: "I can relate to that, well not the crazy brother part, my brother is a saint and I go to group therapy. But for full context can you explain to me how crazy your brother is."

One explanation later.

Dr. Doof: "Wow, how can you be related to that guy?"

We then see Venessa come into the room while listening to music and she sees you and Perry in the cage.

Venessa: "Hey Perry and guy I have never met before."*realizes*"Wait, who is he?"

Dr. Doof: "That's (Y/N) Cranston, he's gonna get you a summer job at the SCP Foundation. What do you say to that? And seriously you need to get a job cause me and your mother ain't exactly young and handsome as we used to be and we could die any day now, I mean I can survive my intators blowing up in my face but I have my limits."

Perry: *Nodding in agreement*

Dr. Doof: "Even Perry the Platypus agrees with me on this. Anyways, the point is you need to get a job to learn how to support yourself when you move out."

Venessa: "I'm in."

(Y/N): "Really cause the stuff I've seen will scar you for life."

Venessa: "I'm goth and I'm already scared for life, even more than dad and he had the worst childhood ever, of all time."

Dr. Doof: "It's true, ask her therapist."

(Y/N): "How bad was it?"

Dr. Doof: "My parents didn't show up at my birth and I was raised ocelots."

(Y/N): "W-What?! How?! That's not even physically possible."

Dr. Doof: "Even I thought so too and I was there."

(Y/N): "And you were raised by ocelots?"

Dr. Doof: "Yeah turns out animals are better at parenting than my human parents. But I'm sure you know someone who's even worse than my parents."

(Y/N): "Scarlet King, he's an eldritch god bent on cosmic destruction who also impregnated his 7 daughters."

Dr. Doof: "Okay incest is pretty much normal when it comes to gods, except for Olympus cause Zeus has more human hook ups than olympian hook ups. Trust me I did my research."

(Y/N): "So did I, um can you get the cage off of us?"

Dr. Doof: "My traps only trap things, not untrap them because Perry the Platypus usually breaks out of my traps."

(Y/N): "Like this?"

You then bend the bars of the cage to make a hole as we see you and Perry leave the cage.

Dr. Doof: "I got that cage at a dollar store to be honest, strong enough to hold platypuses, not strong enough to hold actual humans."

(Y/N): "Alright, let's meet at a neutral location for the secret meeting with the Chaos Insurgency and the Serpent's Hand."

Dr. Doof: "Sounds good to me."

Later on, we see you and the others with the Groups of Interests known as Chaos Insurgency and the Serpent's Hand where you were all talking about a plan to beat Gary Cranston as we see Charline with Venessa and Dr. Doof and she is hugging Venessa for taking up a summer job.

Venessa: "Mom, it's just a summer job."

Charlene: "Which is step one of getting your own career. I used to have a summer job but then it became a career for me."

Venessa: "A career of what exactly?"

(Y/N): "Attention everyone, may I have your attention please?"*sees everyone looking at him* "Okay, we are going to bust out some certain individuals from D-Class containment. They know the ins and outs of the Foundation."

Charlene: "So we're busting out your girlfriends?"

(Y/N): "Yes, yes we are. How did you know?"

Charlene: "A mother always knows."*to Venessa*"And he could be the lucky one for you."

Venessa: "Mom!"

Dr. Doof: "I'm cool with it."

Venessa: "Et tu dad?!"

Dr. Doof: "What? he's in the gray area between good and evil, he's the kind of guy who is like you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Which would be laws in this case."

Vanessa: "And how are we busting out (Y/N)'s girlfriends?"

Perry: *Chatters his teeth*

(Y/N): "Excellent idea."

Dr. Doof: "What did he say?"

(Y/N): "One of us will pose as an SCP Foundation officer with a captured anomaly and win over the hearts of the site."

Venessa: *holds up a small robot*"Like this little dork?"

(Y/N): "Perfect! But who's gonna bring in the anomaly?"

Venessa: "I'll do it."

Dr. Doof: "Venessa, you can't do that! It will be dangerous."

(Y/N): "Which is why Perry will sneak in when Venessa takes out the cameras."

Dr. Doof: "Hm, okay just remember to keep Venessa safe."

(Y/N): "Alright, once security is down, both the Chaos Insurgency will go get everyone out of there. Everyone has their parts, dismiss."

Next: Chapter 135: SCP-1370 "Pesterbot"

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