Chapter 89: SCP-2922 ''Notes From the Under''

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Here we see you walking around in Corbenic or SCP-2922-C for a while until you see SCP-2922-B aka Dr. Janet Spiegel.

Janet: "Who are you?"

(Y/N): "(Y/N) Cranston of the SCP Foundation."

Janet: "Oh, them, they wouldn't let me talk to my husband."

(Y/N): "Well the guy has an art history degree so that wouldn't be enough qualifications to be employed into the Foundation."

Janet: "Well good for him, he didn't end up like me."

(Y/N): "Like you?"

Janet: "A person who thinks they're doing good but really, they are using you to get what they want."

(Y/N): "I died to save the Foundation from a corrupt authority that is the O5 Council and replace the corrupt O5 with new ones, all by the work of the Administrator."

Janet: "I've talked to a god like entity that there are not just 1 after life but rather millions, and you're in one of them. Well the more preferable one."

(Y/N): "So this is Corbenic, a nice place where you can't get hungry, get old, or do anything. I could get used to things here."

Meanwhile with the others, we see everyone at your house sad due to the fact you're not in Heaven or Hell.

Lute: "This sucks."

Angel Dust: "Yeah he's dead and we have no idea where his soul went."

Lindsay: "Maybe it went to that special SCP."

Everyone turned their attention to Lindsay.

Sam: "What special SCP?"

Lindsay: "SCP-2922?"

Vaggie: "What the fuck is that?"

We then see Summer bring in the file for SCP-2922.

Kim: *Opens the file and reads it* "SCP-2922 is a method of communication from a human mind to a telephone. Once a human is implanted with SCP-2922, they will make phone calls to a pre-established phone number at anytime."

Summer: "I've been reading up on SCP-2922 and 2922-C which also go by Corbenic is one of the millions of afterlives anyone goes to when they die."

Demons and Angels: "What!?"

Charlie: "There's more than one afterlife?!"

Morty: "Yeah there's Vahala, Elysium, Hel with one hockey stick, Heck if you're Canadian, Hades. Me and Rick had an adventure involving the Afterlife."

Rick: "We teamed up with Bigfoot to kill the Pope because he was using infinite power from the afterlife."

Charlie: *To Lucifer* "Dad?"

Lucifer: "Yeah... I probably should have told you that huh... man I should really catch you up on things like that."

Vaggie: "Yeah, you probably should, sir."

Morty: "So does anyone know where to find (Y/N) in any afterlife?"

Lindsay: "Isn't it obvious? He's in the last place anyone would look."

Vaggie: "Which is...?"

Lindsay: "2922-C."

Meanwhile with you, we see you and Janet were stomped on by Striders and none of you felt pain.

(Y/N): *gets up*"Guess they have a funny way to say hello."

Janet: "Yeah... did you have loved ones back home?"

(Y/N): "...Yeah, they're probably looking for ways to bring me back to life."

Janet: "I guess so, they should know that it's unhealthy to try to bring back someone from the dead."

(Y/N): "So where is Herman right now?"

Janet: "Who knows, he could be anywhere."

(Y/N): "I'll keep you company."

Janet: "Thanks, well it is nice to be here. Here come with me, I'll take you to the 3 Moons Initiative so you will be judged."

Sometime later, we see you at the Perdition Committee of the 3 Moon Initiative and we see them judging you.

Committee Member: "(Y/N) Cranston, throughout your life, you have worked under the name of the SCP Foundation and you have done bad things as well as good things. Making your moral decisions in your life neutrally buoyant, so for the first time in history you will give you this free pass to go back to the life you once had and the freedom to go to any afterlife you please provided with this."

We then see a guard walk up to you and then branded your chest with the 3 moons emblem as they glowed in a bright light.

Committee Member: "JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable has seen what you are capable of, this brand will give you complete access to the entire multiverse. You were limited to the universes you know and now you have the entire multiverse as your oyster."

(Y/N): "Yeah well I get around, and no offense but I'm still iffy on the god you're worshiping."

Then suddenly an invisible force pulled you from the room and then the next moment, you woke up and you were in your house and you saw Zee and she used dark magic to resurrect you.

(Y/N): "Uh you do realize that dark magic has consequences right?"

Zee: "Give me a break, everyone was shouting at me to bring me back and I have to put them in a silence bubble to keep them quiet so I can have some concentration."

(Y/N): "Did they even care that resurrecting the dead might've caused the zombie apocalypse?"

Zee: "Yeah, Babs stocked up a zombie apocalypse sized pack of burritos, she's gonna have burrito farts for weeks, and to answer your question, the spell I used is supposed to bring you back to live and it requires a lot of concentration."

Blitzo: *burst into the room*"Is the jackass back to life?"*to you*"Well shit it worked, okay first of all why are there so many afterlives and did you met the guy who runs Corbenic?"

(Y/N): "Okay, first because each religion and pantheon has their own point of view of an afterlife, second no I haven't met JALAKÅRA in person but he gave me this brand."

You then show the brand on your chest to Zee and Blitzo.

Blitzo: "Oh shit, it came with you when you're dead?"

Zee: "Woah wait a minute, what came with him?"

Blitzo: "That mark on his chest, it's the logo for some dead fan club made from people who died and didn't end up in Heaven or Hell."

Zee: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "The 3 Moons Initiative is an organization that is stationed in Corbenic and one of the generals used to be one of our own Foundation researchers."

Blitzo: "Women can be really clingy, even when they're six feet in the ground. Does the phrase "death due us part" mean anything anymore?!"

Zee: "When it comes to the others they have a really bad time letting you go."

Blitzo: "Speaking of which."*shouts out of the room*"Hey the resurrection spell worked and (Y/N) is alive so go nuts you horny bitches!"

We then see the girls knock Blitzo away and we see them hugging you in happiness.

Blitzo: "He's only been dead for a day and you can't live without him."*to the girls*"Don't you have things that doesn't involve fucking the same guy?!"*to Millie and Moxxie*"Am I the asshole here? Am I the only one here who thinks this is way too unhealthy?"

Moxxie: "I think this is very unhealthy for them sir."

Blitzo: "Exactly, don't they have vibrators or something for stress relief? Or read a book?! Or go to a nice restaurant without sucking on his dick under the table?!"*sees the girls looking at him*"Don't you look at me like that, you all were thinking it!"

Zee: "True."*to you*"It's good to have you back."

(Y/N): "What happened while I was gone?"

Lute: *comes in*"Well sir."

(Y/N): *sees Lute's arm is gone*"Oh god what happened to your arm?!"

Lute: "Adam forced all the exorcist angels to do an unauthorized extermination by fear mongering everyone, demons fought back, and this happened. Also he's double dead."*points to Nifty*"She killed him."

Nifty: "He had a lot of blood!"

(Y/N): "Lute?"

Lute: "We're about 80 percent sure she's non-hostile, sir."

Zee: "You know if you want we could-"

(Y/N): "Use dark magic to bring back Adam along with Valentino and Vox? No way, lady, bad things happen every time you use dark magic."

Zee: "I was gonna say, make a prosthetic arm."

(Y/N): "Again no go on the dark magic."

Zee: "I meant, use robotic parts, in what way would I use dark magic to make a robotic arm?"

(Y/N): "Two words, The Factory. Anderson used dark magic to make The Factory the most powerful manufacturer of everything back in its prime that caused a lot of harm to humans and trouble for the SCP Foundation. Besides, the Foundation has Lute covered."

Lute: "What do you mean?"

Next: Chapter 90: SCP-212 "The Improver"

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