Here we see you at the debriefing of Project Paragon and you and other personnel are watching a movie made by the director of Project Paragon.

Movie: Good evening, and welcome to Project PARAGON. Between four and five-hundred thousand years ago, the skies opened up and a global cataclysm took place. Those alive to witness it saw every flower on the planet bloom simultaneously, followed immediately by a rainstorm that would not end. Depictions of the flood describe how it rained unceasingly for four years, and as the floodwaters rose much of the old world was washed away. When the rains ended, and the waters receded, those who remained were left to cobble together whatever was left. The cultural heritage of those people was lost as the struggle for survival set in. Stories become myths. Myths become legends. Legends become buried by the sands of time. So it was, until in 1933 when British airman Sir George Dansen saw something in the sky he would have never expected — a city, floating amongst the clouds, visible for the first time in recorded history. So began the Foundation's involvement in cataloguing the emergent entities, artifacts, and records from an age that was lost beneath the rising sea all those many years ago. In 1938, under the direction of the former O5-7, the Oslo Commission was formed, headed by then Director of Site-19 Dr. Emil Lancaster. Once the true scope of the Commission's task was fully realized, the Commission was disbanded and reorganized as Project PARAGON. The document you're reading serves to collect various reports submitted by Foundation researchers, agents, task forces and informants about the anomalous entities and artifacts under the jurisdiction of Project PARAGON. As is often the case with projects that follow emergent or ongoing anomalous phenomena, this document is subject to change as more information becomes available. Everything here should be considered a summary of collected knowledge - for more information, please see the relevant research documents. The work we're doing here is critical — there are powerful forces from the ancient world moving in ours, and without the effort to understand and prepare for them there is little doubt that we would meet the same end as our forebears. We have a duty — not only to protect our future — but to preserve our past. We will see to it that our work is done."

Once the film has ended, we see Charlie and Emily were shocked to see this.

Emily: "Did your dad know about this?"

Charlie: "No, did Sera or Adam tell you this?"

Emily: "I thought Adam was exaggerating when he said that he used to be a king of a flying city."

Charlie: "He only told me he had sex with Eve and my mom."

Lilith: "For the record, he was not good in bed, and that is years go."

(Y/N): "Okay, didn't need to know that part."

Lilith: "I mean, come on, just because he's the first dick, doesn't mean he can brag about lasting only 5 seconds in bed, I mean I have way more fun fingering myself than fucking Adam. But with Lucifer on the other hand..."

Charlie: "Eww! Mom, please I don't wanna hear your... S-E-X with dad."

Lilith: "Charlie you're 20. Didn't your father give you the talk?"

Charlie: "(Y/N) told me about the birds and the bees."

Lilith: "It figures, it took a human to get me with The Devil and now The Devil's daughter gets the talk from a human."

(Y/N): "You girls need to pack a parka cause we're going up north."

Emily: "Is it gonna be cold?"

Later, at the Arctic, we see the girls shivering in the cold as we see you and Kendyl working on a hot air balloon to head to SCP-4840.

Sera: *Shivering* "Yep it's cold!"

Panty: *Notices Emily's nipples are hard* "Woah Em, your nips."

Emily: *Shivering* " I know, it is freaking cold here!"

Lilith: *shivering*"These parkas aren't doing anything!"

Charlie: *shivering*"When are you done with that balloon!?!"

(Y/N): "In 10 minutes."

Charlie: *shivering*"We're gonna be popsicles by then!"

Sometime later, we see you all arrive in SCP-4840 aka Audapaupadopolis and the girls now feel the nice heat of the microclimate.

Charlie: "Yes! Warmth! I miss you so much!"

(Y/N): "Hey Lilith, since you were the first woman and Adam is the first man, do you have any memories here?"

Lilith: "Hmm... no and besides everyone knows Eve was the first woman. But thank you for calling me the first woman."

(Y/N): "So have you and Lucifer got back together."

Lilith: "Well we are just friends now while also taking turns at spending quality time with Charlie."

???: "Welcome to Audapaupadopolis."

You and the others then see SCP-4840-A aka Seth and Lilith immediately recognizes him as one of Adam's children.

Lilith: "Oh you're still alive."

Charlie: "You know him mom?"

Seth: "Of course Lilith knows me, I am one of Adam's children."

Charlie: "Oh..."

All the demons and angels had some uneasy looks as Seth saw this.

Seth: "No need to fret friends, I know the atrocities that my father brought upon to everyone. From this city and beyond."

Panty: *To Stocking* "He's yours."

Stocking: "Fuck no he's an old man!"

Panty: "Oh and going out with a douchebag ghost that treated you like shit was any better?"

Stocking: "Like you had any dates to speak of!"

(Y/N): "Everyone this is SCP-4840-A or Seth, one of the princes of Audapaupadopolis."

Demons and angels(except Lilith): "Prince?!"

Panty: "Isn't he a little... old to be a prince?"

Emily: "Panty! That's rude!"

Panty: "You were thinking it too!"

(Y/N): "Anyways."*to Seth*"Seth, would you give us a grand tour around the city?"

Seth: "Oh sure."

You and the others then follow Seth around the city and both Charlie and Emily were amazed by the sights of the city.

Emily: "This is amazing!"

Charlie: "I know right!"

Seth: "I see you didn't bring your girlfriend with you Charlie Morningstar, you needed someone to fill in for you at your hotel."

Charlie: *gasps*"How did you know that?"

(Y/N): "Let's just say he's been waiting for us for a while."

Panty: "That and you have a sticker pack that says, 'temporary managers' ."

(Y/N): "Well the rough translation for this city is City of the First Father."

Demons and angels: "Ugh!!!!"

Charlie: "I can hear Adam's ego from that name."

Seth: "As you can see everyone, this city predates many civilizations you know today and there used to be 100,000 people here and they were ruled by my father King Adam el Asem. If I remember correctly, I am your son, Lilith."

When Seth said that outloud, Charlie was shocked but not in a bad way but in a good way and she turned to Lilith.

Charlie: "I HAVE A HALF BROTHER?!!"

(Y/N): "Actually two, the first two which are Able and Cain, they came from Lilith and Seth came from Eve."

Seth: "I actually said that on purpose because I missed being corrected."

Panty: "Oh great, Adam 2.0."

Charlie: "Mom, why didn't you tell me I was related to Able and Cain?"

Lilith: "I was going to... eventually... but I lost track of time... in Heaven.... Mostly at the ice cream bar since they have so many sprinkles..."

Charlie: "I can't believe this! I always wanted to have a brother and now I have two!"

Panty: "Wait, wouldn't one of them be your cousin since one of them came from Eve?"

Charlie: "........... I HAVE A COUSIN TOOO!!"*hugs Seth in a tight hug*"COUSIN!!!!!!"

Seth: *Winces a bit* "Cousin..."

(Y/N): "Easy Charlie, he's an old man."

Panty: "And I don't think he's fuckable." *Sees Lilith looking at her* "Hey I don't do old guys alright?"

Lilith: "Well at least my sons aged well."

Stocking: "Soo uh, does this place have a sweet shop? Any candy?"

(Y/N): "Candy was not invented yet back in the city's prime. But I did bring along some snack cakes you can snack on."

You then hand the snack cakes to Stocking as we see her eat some and she is happy.

Panty: "Typical."

Later on, we see you and the others arrive at the 3 temples and you all see them.

Seth: "These are the temples of the city."

(Y/N): "Each of them shows the history of the world in its infancy."

Seth: "We will start with the Temple of Sunrise."

You and the others enter the temple and when they enter it you all see the murals on the wall and Lilith sees the mural on the wall that has two naked people on it, one man and one woman and she recognizes the woman as herself.

Charlie: "Mom, is that woman you?"

Lilith: "Yes and I have really let myself go after Eden."*looks at her own hips*"The royal treatment has gone down to my thighs."

(Y/N): *sees another mural*"And I see that SCP-001 was keeping you company."

Emily then sees the other mural and recognizes the Gate Guardian in the mural.

Emily: "Hey that's Uriel, he's a friend of mine."

(Y/N): "You recognize the Gate Guardian?"

Emily: "Is that what you call him?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, what is he to you?"

Emily: "He's like the big brother I never had. He may be big and intimidating but he's a sweetheart underneath all of that fire."

(Y/N): "Alright, let's move on."

You and the others see a mural with a golden man and two people by his side and the man was wearing a golden crown.

Panty: "Who's that?"

(Y/N): "Not sure, could be Adam."

Stocking: "Oh god I hope not."

Charlie: *sees writing on the dragon's hide in the mural*"They will know what is."*to you*"What does that mean?"

Lilith then sees a mural of the Golden Man with a naked woman covered by a snake, a man made of metal, a sorcerer in deep purple robes, and other figures stand nearby and she remembers that moment when she met Lucifer as Charlie was curious about that moment.

Charlie: "Mom? Is that snake.....dad?"

Lilith: "Oh yeah, that's him, he convinced Eve to eat that apple and after Eden we kinda grew closer and closer, I told Adam I found a pet snake. And your father's scales were all-"

Charlie: "Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Mom I love dad but that kind of stuff is so weird!"

Lilith: "Oh come now Charlie, I know you got your powers from your father. Don't tell me you used a snake to do things with your girlfriend."

Charlie: "I gave her a warm scaly hug!"

(Y/N): "Wait, you can shapeshift?"

Charlie: "Yeah but not all the time."

Panty: "Okay I gotta ask, if you're the princess of Hell, why does everyone treat you like shit?"

Lilith: "Wait... what?"

Charlie: "It's not that bad, it's..."

(Y/N): "It makes your life sucks."

Lilith: "Charlie is this true?"

Charlie: "...Yeah..."

(Y/N): "And I vouch, Vaggie told me she got into a fist fight with Katie Killjoy."

Lilith: *In a demonic tone with fiery hair* "What?!"

Charlie: "N-now mom it's nothing serious-"

Lilith: "Serious my ass, when someone tries to hurt my family it's personal!"

(Y/N): "Don't worry, I had it handled once I was briefed about the situation. I talked to her and she has written a formal apology to Charlie."

Charlie: "I got it from the mail."

(Y/N): *sees a king in crimson robes in the mural*"The Scarlet King."

Demons and angels(except Lilith): "Who?"

(Y/N): "Let's just say The Scarlet King is a guy you do not want to mess with."

Lilith: "That crybaby is going on and on about destroying all of existence because existing is pain to him. Ugh what a crybaby."

(Y/N): "He had sex with his 7 daughters."

Both demons and angels were disgusted as Lilith threw up in her mouth and she swallowed it.

Lilith: "That....is disgusting...."

Panty: "That... actually makes me... wanna stop having sex..."

(Y/N): *sees a mural of the golden man with an iron crown*"That crown, I've seen that crown in the Department of Abnormalities."*sees the monoliths*"Looks like the monoliths represent some groups of interest like the Sarkic Cults, Fithism, and the Church of the Broken God."

Charlie: *sees a woman with long hair in the mural*"Oooo, who is she?"

(Y/N): *sees the woman*"That looks like SCP-179, and she looks like she's pointing south."

Charlie: "Why?"

(Y/N): "She acts like a warning system for us."

Seth: "Come along friends, no time to waste. Onto the Temple of Sunset."

You and the others follow Seth to the Temple of Sunset as you and the others feel intense heat and you all start sweating and you all see that most of the main hall has been destroyed.

Panty: "Oh shit, what happened? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" *To Stocking* "And I mean that in a non sexy way thank you very much."

Stocking: "No shit I feel the heat and it's melting my snack cakes!"

You then pull out thermal imaging goggles and you place them on Lilith's head.

Lilith: "Oh him, I remember him."

Charlie: "Who is that?"

Lilith: "That would be the demon Lancelot."*gives the goggles to Charlie*"See for yourself."

Charlie sees the corpse of the Demon Lancelot as she was surprised by that and we see her pass them along to Emily and they all take turns looking at it.

Panty: "Huh, so Lilith how was he in bed?"

Stocking: "Panty!"

Panty: "What I'm curious."

Lilith: "He tried to kill me and everyone in the city."

Panty: "Oooh... nevermind then..."

(Y/N): "You were thinking of fucking a guy like The Demon Lancelot."

Panty: "Hey he has a lot of arms so that would mean he had to be amazing in bed."

Lilith: "Actually, with a large army like that, he had to be compensating for something."

Panty: "Oh... ohh... okay yeah no, nevermind."

(Y/N): "We call him SCP-4840-B."

Seth: "He is one of many that has fallen."

You and the others look at the only mural that has not been covered by Lance's body.

(Y/N): "It looks like Adam went to war with the Fae in this mural."

Charlie: "Fae?"

(Y/N): "Creatures that utilize names as power, they are tricksters. They are trapped in the World of Magic Trees."

Lilith: "Oh yes, I remember them, a woman tried to get my name just to spend with her dream crush Adam."

Panty: "Fuck, was she that desperate?"

Lilith: "She was covered head to toe in feathers and her mouth was a beak, what do you think?"

Panty: "Yeah, sounds like she needs a makeover."

Stocking: "Wait, was she a bird?"

Lilith: "Yes, why?"

Panty: "And... she was trying to get with the first dick?"

Lilith: "Yes, why?"

Panty: "I... why would she do that?"

Lilith: "Hell if I know, she wants to trade names with me so that she can be with Adam. How much of a hopeless romantic can you get?"

Panty: "If you were wearing a hidden sex toy and asking someone about it, what would you do?"

Lilith: "Hmm, I'm not sure."

(Y/N): "Come on guys, let's move. Onto the next temple."

We see you and others follow Seth to the Temple of Night and Seth sits on the staircase.

(Y/N): "I know you have your reasons."*to the others*"Into the temple."

You and the others then went into the temple and you all see the murals on the walls like creatures that have bright yellow eyes covered in fur and a massive tree.

(Y/N): "SCP-1000 and their creations."

Stocking: "Wow, that's a huge tree."

(Y/N): "And girls, you might want to see this."

You led the girls to a door with the SCP Foundation symbol on the door as the girls were shocked to see this.

Panty: "What the hell?"

(Y/N): "This is Site 00-00-00, a foundation site in the walls of SCP-4840."

Lilith: "I've lived here back then and I've never seen this room."

Charlie: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "It's a mystery to us as well."

Panty: "Great, so even our tour guide didn't know about this room. Well let's look around and see what we can find."

(Y/N): "Well, there is a sealed chamber but that's off limits, trust me and Seth."

Charlie: "How did this amazing city go to ruin, what happened?"

(Y/N): "Alright, I've read the file on 4840 so I'll explain it to the best of my ability. It all started when the Iron God manifested and he used a sword to cut flaming stars in the sky and the God of Flesh dripped blood onto the Earth to create life. The Serpent and it's Dark Bro set the foundation of what IS and what IS NOT and then Adam saw the first sun rise when the world began to turn. Thus creating the first of humanity."

Charlie: "So is this like the Garden of Eden?"

(Y/N): "Something like that. Anyways, in the infancy of the universe there were a few humans and for millions and millions of years they watched through the haze of creation to learn more about the reality they were born into. They built the first city and here IS came to be."

Emily: "Wait you're referring to IS and IS NOT as people, who are they?"

(Y/N): "IS and IS NOT are the true gods of this world."

Panty: "Okay I'm confused."

(Y/N): "Okay IS created The Serpent which is an entity that is searching for knowledge and truths while its dark brother was made by IS NOT. IS is all about truth and knowledge while IS NOT is all about secrecy and the unknown. They are not beings, people, or ideas, but rather truths. Thus the creation of the Wanderer's Library was made by The Serpent."

Stocking: "Okay, so they are real gods?"

Charlie: "What about Grandpa God?"

(Y/N): "I always think of him as a liar rather than a truther about certain things."

Charlie: "But he might have heard you when you said that."

(Y/N): "I'm not too worried. Anyways, there are gods and monsters that are against us or aligned with us but they can't reach us but we reach them in our dreams. Seth said the strange folk in the west or The Fae. They were made by the remains of IS but were not human and the humans were looked after by the mothers of the new world like The Wolf, the Bear, the Sow, and the lion protected us."

Emily: "Wait, you mean pigs protected humans?"

As soon as you said that, Panty was eating a bacon and cheese sandwich and she realized that she was eating one of the protectors of humanity.

Panty: "What? A pig protected you until you got old?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much, anyways the city was full of powerful men and women but the most powerful of them all was the First King of Men-"

Lilith: "Adam el Asem."

Demons and angels: "Ugh."

(Y/N): "I know, but Asem comes from the word IS."

Panty: "Yeah and Adam comes from the word asshole."

(Y/N): "Well Seth described him as having skin that looks like it's made of gold and he had power beyond imagination."

Lilith: "And yet he is terrible in bed."

(Y/N): "Back then he could build mountains with his hand, stomp so hard that he could make deep oceans and other powers and he had a lance that killed gods."

Lilith: "Gods? Including-"

(Y/N): "Including Lucifer's dad, yes. The first vice of men was envy, humans built this city and yet Adam wanted more. So he stole a crown and gathered his people to the great hall, he called himself the king of all there is. Adam's kids began to betray him, starting with Able, he demanded Adam to give him the crown but he refuses so Able raised an army and savaged his father's lands and laid waste to the world and he was killed by Adam and he was put into a stone coffin in the grounds of the city. Cain went behind his father's back and used sense and reason to the people of the city and get them to demand to give the crown to Cain. And then Adam banished Cain into the most desolate places on Earth."

Panty: "That's terrible parenting if you ask me."

Lilith: "Just wanted to be clear, I wasn't around when that happened."

Charlie: "And I didn't know about this."

Lilith: "I was still pregnant with you when it happened."

Charlie: "Oh."

(Y/N): "And then Seth stole the crown from Adam and then he gathered up some people and they went across the continent of Europe and Adam was pissed and he turned the earth into a steamy wasteland and not in a sexy way."

Panty: *Looks at Seth* Wait, this guy stole a crown from his dad?"

(Y/N): "Yep and Adam spent years looking for Seth for years and his envy was getting out of control. Adam looked for years and he can't find what he is looking for and the crown has been hidden away from Adam. Soon the mist was gone and the world returned to normal and Seth's followers went across the continent and named it Europe. Soon endless wars happen, sometimes it's between monsters and each other."

Panty: "So in other words they're both fucked up."

(Y/N): "Yep, anyways, they witnessed the world consume itself and then the sky king Xorus went to the city and then he requested Adam's lance."

Lute: "Adam never had a lance, he always had that dumb guitar battle ax." *notices the surprise look on Sera and Emily* "What? Just because I worked for him, doesn't mean I thought he's an asshole."

Sera: "Actually he did tell me he had a lance."

Lute: "What? I was his second in command, why didn't he tell me?!"

Panty: "Because you were a kiss ass to him and he doesn't like a kiss ass."

Lute: "I'm not a kiss ass!"

(Y/N): "I give you permission to kiss ass at will."

Lute: *to you*"You are an excellent leader and a handsome man sir!"

Lute then realized what she said.

Lute: "Oh fuck berries..."

Panty: "Don't worry Lute, we still like you."

(Y/N): "Anyways, the lance was gone long ago and he refused to believe that and he began to tear it apart brick by brick to find it. Then Seth called upon the dragon Bharata and had him carry the city of Audapaupadopolis into the sky and forever separated it from the world. The iron crown was on many kings, like Sarrus, Gilgamesh, Ultan El Mehtoh, Malus the wrathful, and Jorei Apollyon."

Stocking: "Geez and all this for a lance."

(Y/N): "Actually it was all for the crown. Then the Demon Lancelot then fought off the dragon Bharata, the sea lord Arkthurus, the hero Beowulf and Relivine the last Daeva king. The last person to fight The Demon Lancelot fought him with a sword but the demon was too strong."

Panty: "Damn, I don't want to cross paths with guys like him."

Charlie: "Are there others like him?"

(Y/N): "Like who?"

Charlie: "Lancelot."

(Y/N): "Well there's La Hire, Hector, and Ogier."

Charlie: "Were they like me and the other demons of Hell."

(Y/N): "Trust me, you do not want to meet the others. Anyways, the dragon Bharata ripped Lancelot's heart out and threw him into the Temple of Sunset where he lies today and then the years go by, people left the city and Adam was still looking for his Iron Crown. And all of this started with that crown, Seth asked for a star of his own from the heavens above and Adam pulled a star from the sky and it became the crown. That's what drove Adam to madness, drove Cain and Able to murder, and led to the ruin of the first ever city. The crown was the seed and root to all evil and it was supposed to be a gift for Seth."

The demons and angels were shocked that a crown brought down the first ever civilization on Earth.

Panty: "Shit, no wonder Adam is an asshole."'

Sera: "Wow, I can't believe it either."

(Y/N): "Well that's the end of the story, who's up for chinese?"

Charlie: "I'm in, I wonder how Vaggie is doing?"

Meanwhile back in the Hazbin Hotel, we see Vaggie tired right now and she is talking to Katie Killjoy herself and they're on the air.

Katie K: "After the recent success of the hotel, do you think this will be the end of future Extermination days?"

Vaggie: "I-"

Katie K: "Do you think that Adam will seek redemption by coming here or will he deny the continued proof by being Valentino's bitch?"

Vaggie: "Uh-"

Katie K: "Will the Radio Demon recover from his injuries or will there be a new head honcho in the Overlord Community?"

Vaggie: "Well-"

Katie K: "And has a living breathing human came here with some friends for a stay at the hotel?"

???(Lilith): "Ahem..."

Katie then turns to see Lilith along with Charlie and the angels and you were eating orange chicken from Panda Express.

(Y/N): "Hey Charlie, is that the woman who beat the crap out of you on live TV?"

Charlie: "Yep."

Lilith: "And the same woman who crapped on your dreams."

Charlie: "Mmmhm."

Katie K: *gulps in fear*"Your majesty, it's an honor to meet the queen of hell herself."

(Y/N): *to Katie K*"By the way, I met a guy who is more threatening than all of Hell combined and kicked his ass. And that guy was a deer from Saturn."

Lilith: " Really?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Lilith: "Neat." *To Katie* "Now then, you shit on my daughter's dream, rudely talked her..." *gets demonic* "NOW TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU?!"

Katie was whimpering in terror along with Tom.

(Y/N): "Because she's a blonde woman who looks good in a red dress on TV?"

Lilith: "Aside from that."

(Y/N): "Welp I got nothing."

Frenchie: "5 minutes later."

We see you and the others walk to the hotel after Lilith beat up Katie and Tom and we see you treating Tom and Katie's wounds.

Charlie: "Why are you treating Katie's wounds?"

(Y/N): "Goodwill towards people, even the bad ones. That's what my mom taught me."

Charlie: "Hmm... curse me and your mother's teachings, and my good will to others."

(Y/N): *puts an apple in Katie's mouth*"Bite onto that, this might sting a little."

You then break apart a chair and you grab a stick and you pull out your belt and then youtube the belt on Katie's broken leg and then you pull it tight enough that Katie screamed in pain a bit.

Katie: *spits out the apple*"That fucking hurts!"

(Y/N): "Told you to bite on the apple. Now don't you apply pressure on that leg for a week or two."

We later see you and the others back at the hotel where the others saw what Lilith did to Katie.

Angel Dust: "I can honestly say that bitch reporter had it coming."

(Y/N): "Well it's good to help anyone, even if they're bad."

Charlie: "Dang it you're right (Y/N). And I can't believe we have to use one of our hotel rooms for Katie's recovery."

Husk: "Why couldn't we just send her to a damn hospital."

(Y/N): "If we move Katie too much she will pass out from blood loss. And besides, don't you need sinners in this hotel who want to be redeemed, if she stays here long enough she will want to redeem herself right?"

Husk: "I guess."

(Y/N): "Well I'm gonna go check on her, you guys chat."

You then head to Katie's room and you see her laying on a couch with a cast on her leg.

Katie K: "Hey (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Katie, how are you holding up?"

Katie K: "I'm fine, thank you for helping me and Tom."

(Y/N): "No problem and don't knock it until you try it. I know you may be a mean reporter but you're mean just to get attention. That's what my mom said about Dee from the Dee Show."

Katie K: "Oh, I remember her, she really has a bad rep."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I met her a few times when me and the Red Herrings were on missions involving her."

Katie K: "I knew her when I was still alive, that bitch got my head chopped off."

(Y/N): "That explains the inhumanly thin neck."

Katie K: "Oh no, that was happening from when I got here."

(Y/N): "Well I'm sorry for what happened to you."

Katie K: "Thanks."

(Y/N): "Well I hope you feel better and I hope you give redemption a try."

Katie K: "Alright."

Sometime later, we see you in a civilian disguise along with Cory and Ruby in the mailroom of the Bellamy Broadcasting building for a mission with MTF Alpha 4 "Pony Express".

Cory: "I can't believe we're stuck in the mailroom duty!"

Ruby: "What are we looking for exactly?"

(Y/N): "Dr. Wondertainment products, Chaos Insurgency letters, anything that is out of the ordinary."

Ruby: "We're the SCP foundation, everything is out of the ordinary, can you please be a bit more specific?"

(Y/N): "Any messages or anomalies from groups of interest."

Cory: "Why can't the other soldiers of this team do this?"

(Y/N): "Because a lot of them are stationed in UPS, Amazon, FedEx, Blue Dart, any major delivery service."

Ruby: "Oh, then why are we doing our job in the mailroom of a TV studio?"

(Y/N): "Some things happen in the last place you expect them."

Ruby: "Like the dressing room?"

(Y/N): "Or a McDonalds, Burger King, or even an IKEA."

Cory: "From our line of work, he's right. I'm thirsty for some water."

(Y/N): "Well unlike you."*holds up a canteen of water*"I always come prepared."

Ruby: "Can you get us some water?"

(Y/N): "Sure."

You then head to the water dispenser and you see it's broken.

(Y/N): "Crud this thing is busted. Better find one on a higher floor."

You then go up to the higher floor where you find a water dispenser and you grab some cups to get some water. We see a woman with blond hair and a red dress walk around and she sees you getting some water.

???(Chicago): "Hey what are you doing?"

(Y/N): "Hello ma'am, my co-workers require hydration but the water dispenser at the mailroom is busted so I have to resort to this one."

Chicago: "Oh okay, the water dispenser down to your level is gonna be replaced with a new one but we don't have the budget for that."

(Y/N): "I wonder why."

Chicago: "Probably because Dee might have used the budget to buy a new hot tub."

(Y/N): "Figures..."

Chicago: "What was that?"

(Y/N): "Nothing."

Chicago then looks down and sees a nickel.

Chicago: "Ooh a nickel."

Chicago then bends over to pick up the nickel but she's unaware that she was mooning you and you notice her mooning you and saw she wasn't wearing panties either and you didn't say anything until she stopped mooning you.

Chicago: "Must be my lucky day."

(Y/N): "Well 1 penny is lucky for one day, a nickel is 5 days of good luck."

Chicago: "Ooh five days of luck, awesome."

(Y/N): "Um, Chicago was it? You are aware that you, uh, mooned me?"

Chicago: "Oh heh, sorry about that."

(Y/N): "It's alright, but why are you not wearing underwear?"

Chicago: "Oh it's laundry day, and I was all out of underwear."

(Y/N): "Ah well that explains the... view, but what made you wanna work with a person like Dee?"

Chicago: "I have to get a job as an intern for Parker and thanks to my cousin, he got me this job."

(Y/N): "And yet you don't have any qualifications for the job. Trust me, I can tell."

Chicago: "Yeah... but this interning stuff isn't so bad, I get to help Parker with some things and I have my own intern as well."

(Y/N): "Well you should stop sitting on your ass and start working for real. Carry around a canteen for hydration, if you have laundry day get a new pack of undies as a spare, on time is 30 minutes early or 1 hour early at most, and make sure you understand the task that is given to you and how to do it. Got it?"

Chicago: *wrote down some notes*"Got it."

(Y/N): "Glad to hear it, see ya."

We then see you leave the room and Chicago then thinks about you.

Chicago: "He's so smart. Maybe I can be his intern, or something even better."

Later, in the mailroom, we see you trying to fix the water dispenser and you fixed it up.

(Y/N): "Alright Cory, try it out."

Cory then gets a cup of water and the dispenser works again.

Cory: "Yes you got it working again!"

(Y/N): "You are welcome."

Ruby: "So what happened when you were getting water for us?"

(Y/N): "I bumped into Chicago Hyatt and had a chat with her."

Cory: "The cousin of the guy running this place who's an intern here?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Ruby: "What did you two talk about?"

(Y/N): "I told her some helpful tips."

Ruby: "She wasn't wearing any panties was she?"

(Y/N): "Yep, I don't blame her cause it's laundry day for her."

Ruby: "Figures, although I don't get why her cousin got her this job? And I'm not trying to stereotype but she's not exactly... you know..."

Cory: "Bright?"

Ruby: "Yeah, she's not bright."

(Y/N): "Yeah, well let's get back to work, I'll take a break for now."

Ruby: "Okay sounds good."

We later see you on your break and we see you in the break room and we see Chicago come into the room and she sits with you.

Chicago: "Hey (Y/N), how's it going?"

(Y/N): "Well I fixed the water dispenser in the mail room without spending a penny." *notices Chicago wearing a bikini* "Why are you wearing a bikini?"

Chicago: "Oh I came back from a dip in my family pool. And I need some time off from work."

(Y/N): "But you hardly work from what I know."

Chicago: "Yeah, I was raised in a mansion and I don't have to lift a finger sometimes."

(Y/N): "Okay, and does Parker give you any important tasks?"

Chicago: "She does, when I started working for her she asked me to get her coffee. But I don't know how to make coffee so I gave her tea."

(Y/N): "Okay then, tell you what, how about this and if you're interested you can work for me."

Chicago: "At the mailroom?"

(Y/N): "Actually."

You then whisper into Chicago's ear and you explain where she's gonna work.

Chicago: "Is that a pizza place?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, something like that."

Sometime later, we see Chicago sitting in 999's pen and we see 999 cuddling with her and we see you and Dr. Bright in the room with her.

Dr. Bright: "I can't believe you convinced her to work here."

(Y/N): "Yeah I made her Dr. Rights' research assistant, although she could have been an intern here."

Dr. Bright: "Glad you are helping people get on their feet."

We then see Dr. Rights enter the room and she sits with you.

Dr. Rights: "Thank you (Y/N) for getting me a research assistant. Um, how intelligent is she?"

(Y/N): "Well she told me she photocopied her butt while sitting on the photocopier eating a popsicle."

Dr. Rights: "I see. Well I bet I can give her some on the job training here and there. And flirt with a few men."

Dr. Bright: "Great, 1st there was one and now there's two."

(Y/N): "Two?"

Dr. Bright: "Dr. Rights is always the one messing around with men with her looks and now she has an assistant, there are two of them."

Dr. Rights: *pouts*"And yet a certain someone is not noticing me."

(Y/N): "Wonder who that could be?"

Dr. Bright: "Well it could be anyone since Dr. Rights mess around with SCPs and staff alike. Anyways, I say let's give Chicago something simple."

(Y/N): "I know just the thing."

Next: Chapter 93: SCP-111 "Dragon Snails"