(I recommend reading this chapter and Chapters 2 - 3 right away.)

Riko: That was a really great performance!!!
You: Totally!!! A lot of people appreciate our Xmas song "Jingle Bells ga Tomaranai!!"
Chika: I know, right!!? But I really wanna hear a Xmas song from u's right now. Too bad they do not have a Xmas song.....Snow Halation is the closest thing they have to one though......
Ruby: I like doing Xmas songs!! Hey, we should do a New Year.....
Dia: CALLING ALL AQOURS MEMBERS!! GET INSIDE THE STUDENT COUNCIL'S ROOM!!! NOW!!!!

Chika: Please do not tell me we did something wrong....
Dia: All of you sit down!! Now!!!
Mari: Dia, do not get too worked up! It is just a trail...
Dia: GLORY AWAITS, MARI!! YOU CANNOT ELIMINATE MY HYPE!!!
Hanamaru: Hype? Wait, are you guys gonna show something?
Mari: YEEESSS!!!
Kanan: I am here. Sorry for being a bit late.
Yoshiko: I swear to Asmodeus that you will be cursed for bringing me here whilst I hunt yokais. This better be good.
Riko: Ummm....care to explain?
Dia: Huhuhu......hey guys, you all know Attack on Titan right?
Everyone: EHHHHH?!!!!
Yoshiko: WHAT?!! DO NOT TELL ME.....
Mari: Yes, my fallen angel!!! The trailer is out!!!
Dia: SEASON 2 IS OFFICIALLY COMING THIS APRIL 2017!!
Chika: Oh okay. I will wait for it.
You: Ummm.....yeah, cool....
Riko: My God....why did they have to....no....
Ruby: Wow. Okay I guess?
Hanamaru: Ohhhhhhh
Kanan: Yeah, whatever.
Yoshiko: You guys are lying, right?
Dia: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT HYPED FOR THE NEWS?!!!!
Yoshiko: Well, that is because it took too long.....
Chika: Because we are normal viewers.....I think?
Kanan: We are not as fanatical as you guys are....
Dia: WATCH THE TRAILER! NOOOOWWWW!!!
Mari: Camera Ready!! We will do a live reaction!!!
Riko: What?!! No way, I do not want people to see us act ridiculously....
Mari: Hey, you should know that AoT reactions are the most popular vids on the Internet. If we do  reaction, surely we will get more viewers and become more popular!
Chika: Whoa!!! Good idea!!!
Riko: But still.....
You: Season 2 right? Ummm......should I be even watching this?
Dia: LET US BEGIN!!!!
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PV starts....OMG look at the titan with a large fish-like head!!!

Dia: HOLY FUCK!!!
Hanamaru: Whoa!!! I saw that in the manga. They actually animated it?
Ruby: Eeekkk!!! Scary.....
Chika: Oh my!! I am getting hyped!! Oh that Titan has very big eyes just like me.
Kanan: Fishheads, haha.
You: Yousoro!? (Should I even be watching this? I have not yet watched AoT.)
Riko: Oh no.........
Mari: HOW FUNNY!!!
Yoshiko: I cannot believe....this is actually the real deal....fuck Isayama that Titan is horrible just like his drawing!!!

Erwin and Dot Pixis appear.

Yoshiko: OH MY THEY ARE BACK!!! The conspirators have returned....ready to pull the strings....
Chika: It is the cool old guy from Trost!!! Wow, I love that dude!! Hyped to see him again!
Riko: ...........why is Hannes there?.....
You: Ummm.......yeah, you cannot lose if you do not give up.........
Ruby: Erwin-sama!!! Whoa.......
Dia: AAAAHHHH!!! THEY ARE COMING BACK!!! GOD, ERWIN!!
Mari: I suddenly feel like I wanna drink alcohol from seeing Pixis, just joking!!
Kanan: Oh....I know what those two are up to....

More scenes....battles, cannons and Armin.

Dia: ARMIN MY BABY!!!
Mari: HANGE, MY GODDESS....OH COME ON THAT WAS TOO SHORT!!!
Chika: That was too short!!!
Riko: .............
Yoshiko: What were they doing in that scene again?

THE BEAST TITAN APPEARS AND THROWS A HORSE!!!

Everyone: Whoooaaaa!!!!!
Dia: AAAAAAAHHHHH THE LEGENDARY TITAN!!!!
Mari: BIGFOOT IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!!
Yoshiko: MY GOD! THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!! Okay....the devil is coming.
Chika: Woooowww!!! So cool!!!.....dang that was a godly throw!!!
Riko: NOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NOOO!!! THAT BEAST....oh my god I am crying right now......
Ruby: Ahhhh....too scary!!!
Hanamaru: Ohhhh!!!! The Beast Titan!!! I love to see him when the season airs!
Kanan: Oh he is finally here! I played the PS4 game and I fought him in that game. This will be fantastic!!
You,: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!? WHAT AM I WATCHING, THAT APE IS FREAKY!!!

SEASON 2 LOGO.

Yoshiko: Thank the Walls!! The wait is almost over!!

A "DANCING" TITAN APPEARS......IT IS NOT EREN....BUT IT KILLS OTHER TITANS!!!!?

Dia: AHHHHHH!!! I AM CRYING FOR THE HYPE JUST SEEING THAT TITAN!!!
Mari: My body is ready for GAYNESS!!!
Kanan: You guys should shut up and just smile normally.
Chika: WHAT!!!? WHO IS THAT?!!! NO WAY, ANOTHER TITAN KILLER?!!! COOL!!!
Ruby: Oh my that Titan is so small just like me.....
Hanamaru: (smiling) This is gonna be fun, zura!!!
Riko: If somebody spoils me who is that, I am gonna be angry.
You: What!!!? The Titan knows how to do acrobatics?!!
Yoshiko: Yeah.....that dancing Titan......okey, cool stuff.

COLOSSAL TITAN CGI ATTACKS THE SURVEY CORPS

Chika: YESSS!!! FINALLY HE IS BACK!
Riko: I am so unnerved knowing that.....the Colossal....uggghhhh
Yoshiko: CGI is crap.
Ruby: Ooooooohhhh......

SASHA as she uses bow and arrow with intense anger.....

Yoshiko: OH MY KATNISS!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I CRAVE FOR THAT SCENE!!!
Dia: GO!!! POTATO GIRL!!!! GOO!!!
Mari: Let us make Hunger Games memes!!!
Kanan: Stop it!! Guys, act normally. Oh Sasha is gonna be really awesome in Season 2.
Chika: Whoa!!! Sasha actually does that!!! So cool!!! I remember Umi from her!!! Is she gonna Love Arrow Shoot?!
Riko: Hmmm....why is Sasha so worked up? Cool though.
You: This is epic guys!
Ruby: Ohhhhhhh.....
Hanamaru: This is the part where Sasha (SPOILERS)
Yoshiko: (Grabs Hanamaru's mouth to prevent her from spoiling the girls.)

"....there are Titans protecting humans from other Titans the entire time...."

Chika: What!!!? No way!!!!
Ruby: There will be good Titans?!!! Wow.

Beast Titan reappears with a hellish smile. Music intensifies.

Riko: I CRY SO HARD!!! I HATE THIS SCENE....NOOOO THE TORTURE!!!
Chika: (Freezes in shock) I am so scared all of a sudden.
You: Oh shit!!! This aweful!!! He looks the Grinch!!!
Yoshiko: Damn! Looks way better than in the manga...
Hanamaru: (SCREAMS LOUDLY but Yoshiko still covered her mouth. She was about to spoil more stuff.)
Ruby: Eeeeeekkkk....I am gonna have bad dreams!!!
Dia: HOLY SHIT!! THAT SCENE!!! OH MY ...OH MY....OH MY GOD!!!
Mari: I remember that scene clearly....HOLY FUCK he is so scared as shit....
Kanan: Oh no.....this is gonna be deadly.

Connie freezes in shock of what happened.

Chika and You: SHIIIITTTT!!!
Riko: (Still crying)
Mari: The house!!!?
Kanan: That face is like, the face of everybody right now.
Ruby: (Freezes in shock)
Yoshiko: That is my face while I was waiting for a millenia, I mean, for almost four years just for this.

"You traitor!!!" plus a 3DMG maneuver by Rico Brzenska.

Mari: Eren is spoiling clues, hahaha.
Riko: NO NO NO NOOOOO!!! I KNOW WHO HE IS TALKING TO!! FUCK THOSE SPOILERS!!!
Chika: I really hope she is a main character in the Season! I loved how well she does as a Garisson soldier!!
Kanan: Awesome.
You: A traitor?

Short Krista scene.

Dia: AWWWW, CUTE....HEY THAT WAS TOO SHORT!!!
Yoshiko: The symbols....geez.....

Levi appear......WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT IS NOT LEVI?!!! New character with blonde Levi like hair.

Riko: Wait!!!! Levi has blonde hair now?!!!!
Everyone: (Shocked as hell...)
Dia: AAAAHHH!!! WHO IS THIS HANDSOME DUDE?!!!
Mari: Hahaha, Dia fell for it!!! I am sooo not telling you who that person is!!!
Chika: That is not Levi!! He is cool though.
Yoshiko: Why did they give that character a hairstyle like Levi? Do not tell me they are saving budget!
Hanamaru: Have I seen that person in the manga before?

More action at night.

Mari: Guys, I guarantee you all that Titan fighting at night will be epic, coordinated and full of suspense!!
Ruby: They have not done that before right?
Chika: Now that I think about....I wonder why the Colossal did not choose to destroy the Walls at night....
Kanan: I do not know if that theory sounds ligit.

Short glimpse of Armin, Eren, and Mikasa on horseback.

DIA: COME ON!!? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS VERY SHORT SCENE!!!!?

Levi appears for real.....a very short scene.

Dia: LEVI-HEICHOUUUUU!!!! MY BAE - NO NOOOOO!!! THAT SCENE IS TOO SHORT!!! SO UNFAIR!!!
Mari: Levi is too short for the camera!!
Chika: Oh, there he is! The real Levi!

EREN TRANSFORMS TO FIGHT THE ARMORED TITAN!!!!

Everyone: YESSSSS!!! GO EREN!!!
Ruby: Oh my lord, the Armored.....
Riko: (Crying really hard since she knows who the Armored Titan is...)

THEN BOOM!!! EREN GOT PUNCHED HARD BY THE ARMORED TITAN LIKE A SORE LOSER!!!

Dia, Mari, Kanan: DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!
You: One Punch!!!!! Ah, sorry!!!
Riko: (Freezes and whispers: how dare how dare you!!! How could you punch Eren like that you damned Armored Titan who is actually ((SPOILER)) It hurts me so much!)
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Chika: OUCH!! IT HURTS OMG!!
Yoshiko: Of course!! Eren is such a loser! First time to fight the Armored Titan and he expects victory?!! As if!!!
Chika: I felt like I got punched hard by Saint Snow when I saw that.
Everyone: .............. (shocked with the realization)
You: Why are you relating their struggles with our struggles!?
Yoshiko: Attack on Aqours.....Saint Snow is the Armored Idol Titans...
Dia: SELF CONTROL!!! SAIKO!!!! IMA NI.....
Mari: Let us sing!!! ONE MORE!!! CHANCE NOW!!! DANCE NOW DANCE NOW!!!
Everyone: .............
Dia: What?
Chika: Dia and Mari are traitors! They prefer Saint Snow......
Mari: WE ARE JOKING!!!
Kanan: Not a funny joke, Mari.
You: Guys have some confidence!!! We can beat them at Love Live!!
Dia: I do not believe we can beat them......YEEETTTT!!!
Chika: Traitor.
Dia: Shut up!!!!

CREDITS BEFORE PV ENDS. Features the voice actors and last part of the new Sawano theme song.

Kanan: Everybody is returning to voice them.
Chika: Awesome track!! Let us make a song just like that!!!
Yoshiko: OH YES!!! THE GODLY SAWANO MUSIC IS BACK!! I WANT IT SO BADLY!!!

End of the PV

Kanan: So....ummm...what is everyone's thoughts?
You: It was alright but confusing......Sorry, I have not yet watched AoT.....
Chika: You!!! You should have said something!!! Now you just spoiled yourself!!!
You: So?...I do not understand them anyway. I guess I am still fine.
Chika: Sigh......it was a really cool trailer.
Dia: What is wrong, Yoshiko?
Yoshiko: I cried for a bit. A tiny teardrop. I waited for this all my life, now it is real!!
Dia: You did not looked hyped when you watched though....
Yoshiko: Because I kinda lost interest after waiting too long. Like, my feelings for AoT has faded somewhat. And I am aware of the pain they shall go through up to the most recent manga chapter. Guess this is how I felt after seeing this.
Dia: So you are saying you have become like Levi after reading through all of the manga?!
Yoshiko: Yes....I guess......I mean, I feel like I experienced the same things Eren and co went through in real time as I read them by. I have reached a point where I have suffered with them so much that all the pain has become numb to me.
Chika: Yoshiko, I really want to read the manga right now.
Yoshiko: Don't Chika!! You will not handle the suffering!! The pain!!! Unless you have seen the horrors of ReZero you CANNOT HANDLE IT!!!
Chika: I am sooo impatient right now!!
Mari: 4 months guys!! Wait for that!!? We can do idol practice to kill time!!
Riko: I AM SOOO GOING HOME!!! I WILL NOT WATCH SEASON 2!!! I WILL NOT SEE THEM BECOME THE VILLAINS!!! NOOO!!!!
Ruby: Great trailer! I was brave enough to see it!!
Hanamaru: Awesome Xmas Present!! Thank you Isayama, Araki, and WIT STUDIO!!! ZURA!! Oh sorry....not again.....
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A/N: Tired of typing.....my hands hurt. Need Self-Control. Please wait for the next chapters, guys. I need a break first then I will publish them later today.

Expect also a Saint Snow reaction in later chapters. Also, I am still working on a u's version for this. It will take a while...maybe next month if I feel like it.