Bloopers 01

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Since no one's updating the book, I took it upon myself to write something. 

These are the bloopers of the scenes that we've written so far.

*bleep*

It wasn't that he felt uneasy. He just wasn't used to Ice's comforting behaviour. After a while, he walked to the TV and picked up the remote, playing Frozen songs.

The playlist was on shuffle, and call it a coincidence or whatever, the TV played "Let it go".

But it wasn't the original song.

"LeT iT gO~"

Rensa's cracked voice blared loudly from the TV speakers.

"CUT!" the director screamed, covering his ears.

"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" Ice screamed as Lax scrambled for the remote and turned the TV off.

"WHO DID THAT?!" the ice elemental screamed, absolutely terrified.

Someone was giggling offscreen and the two turned to see Glace and Rensa turning red from suppressed laughter.

"I'm gonna kill them," Lax deadpanned as he stood up from the sofa and chased after the two.

*bleep*

He knew something had gone wrong.

Ice rushed out as quickly as he could, considering he never did that, being the laziest. He held Lax by his shoulders, shaking and asking him once again,

"What is it? You better tell me—"

"IT'S YOUR JACKET!" Lax wailed, sobbing against the ice elemental. "I WANT IT SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

"Cut! That wasn't supposed to be your line, Lax!" the director shouted from his makeshift megaphone.

"But, but... I WANNA HAVE ICE'S JACKET! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*bleep*

The light elemental shifted a little from his position before leaning down and taking her in his arms. Glace immediately tensed, her body rigid against Solar's delicate touch. Try as she did, she couldn't stop the giggles that escaped from her mouth.

"CUT!" the director shouted for the umpeenth time.

Everyone else groaned. "Glace..."

"Sorry," Glace said in between her giggles. "I'm extremely ticklish. And I may have drank too much coffee today."

*bleep*

"Glace, I am warning you. I tried to make this easy for you, but one more unwanted movement from you and you'll leave me with no choice."

With his warning, Glace went limp, and he continued. It was noticeable that he held her down tighter, and he definitely was rougher. But when Solar was about to reach her sensitive area...

"Hey, don't touch me there, this is, my no-no square!" Glace yelped.

Xin immediately burst out laughing, clutching her sides as she fell over in her laughter.

The director sighed. "Cut."

*bleep*

"Divorce papers," Lax said in a monotone voice, grabbing a can of beer from the refrigerator before sitting down across her.

Glace rubbed her eyes furiously and reached out to grab the folder, flicking through the pages. Try as she might, she couldn't understand a single thing written on the papers.

...wait.

She couldn't understand the things written on the paper because there was nothing written in there.

The folder was full of drawing. Of her and Lax doing the thing in the bedroom.

"Umm, Lax?" Glace said in a high-pitched voice. "You might want to look at this."

Lax took one look on the papers and shouted. "RENSA!"

"IT WASN'T ME!" Rensa shouted from offscreen.

*bleep*

The scene where Lax poured ice-cold water on Glace wasn't actually in the script. Lax did it as revenge for the "Let it Go" scene, and the director loved it so much he put it in the plot instead. Nevertheless, Glace was cursing Lax after the fifteenth take.

*bleep*

"Ice," he whispered against the phone, his eyes darting around to see if anyone was eavesdropping. "Ice!"

"What is it?" Ice groaned from the other side of the line. "It's 3 am, goddamnit! This better be important."

"Is it true that you and Elsa are twins?"

"...I'm suing you."

*bleep*

Ice rushed out as quickly as he could, but considering he never did that being the laziest of them all, he tripped over his own feet and slammed face first on the floor.

"I'm okay," he said in a muffled voice.

*bleep*

As she was texting her lover, the smell of burnt food filled the air. She quickly slammed down her phone on the table and rushed in the kitchen to try and save the soon-to-be fiasco.

Lax woke up the smell of something burning and screaming from his wife. He cleaned himself up as quickly as he could before he went downstairs.

He found his wife on the kitchen where he found out the source of the burning smell.

"How did you manage to burn water?" Lax asked in disbelief.

*bleep*

On his way to the kitchen to help his struggling wife, he saw her phone open on the dinner table. Like the curious person he is, he sneaked a look at the phone, but only to regret it.

Lax shook his head. Maybe he was just mistaken.

He looked closer on the phone only to drop it with a scream after Momo suddenly appeared on the screen.

*bleep*

On his way to the kitchen to help his struggling wife, he saw her phone open on the dinner table. Like the curious person he is, he sneaked a look at the phone.


"Who the fuck is ScarHali16892827?"

*bleep*

This is a cry for help. I repeat, this is a cry for help. I don't know how to continue the second chapter. The third chapter is done, I already finished it. The fourth chapter is on its way as well but goddammit, the second chapter isn't fucking done.

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