Pizza Delivery

Branch (inside his bunker) plays the movie, Angels With Filthy Souls on TV.

Johnny: (voice-over) Who is it?

Pizza Delivery Troll: (outside) It's Little Papa's, sir. I have your pizza.

Johnny: (voice-over) Leave it on the doorstep and get the heck outta here.

Pizza Delivery Troll: (nervously) Okay. (hesitantly puts the pizza box down) Well, what about the money?

Johnny: (voice-over) What money?

Pizza Delivery Troll: (honestly) Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir.

Johnny: (voice-over) Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?

Pizza Delivery Troll: Uh, that'll be $11.80, sir.

Branch slips $12 through his mail slot. The pizza delivery troll picks up the $12.

Johnny: (voice-over) Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Pizza Delivery Troll: (under his breath) Cheapskate.

Johnny: (voice-over) Hey. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!

The gunshots from the movie scare the pizza delivery troll so much that he trips over and runs to his car as fast as he can. Once he quickly gets in the car, he speeds off.

Branch opens his door, picks up the pizza box, sniffs the yummy smell, and sighs happily.

Branch: A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

Branch brings the pizza box inside and closes the door behind him.

~~~

It's Kool-Aid Time!

Bruce: (wearing shades) It's Kool-Aid Time! 😎

Floyd: Oh, no! 😩

Kool-Aid Man: (breaks through the wall) Oh, yeah! 😃

~~~

Guess Who?

Poppy: (closing Branch's eyes from behind) Guess who? 😄

Branch: (chuckles a bit) Very funny, Poppy. I know that's you.

~~~

Want Some Chocolate?

Chip (AKA Light Gaia, from Sonic Unleashed) appears in front of Viva right before her eyes. He takes out a chocolate bar and offers it to her.

Chip: Want some chocolate? 🍫😃

Viva: (surprised) Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? 😧

Chip: Yes, ma'am! 😄

Viva: Chocolate?! (screaming) Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

Chip slowly backs away, and then flies off. Viva chases after him while madly screaming, "Chocolate!"

~~~

Baby Branch Takes His First Steps

Floyd: Look, Grandma! 😃

Baby Branch coos.

Floyd: Baby Branch is taking his first steps! 😄

Baby Branch approaches Floyd, to which Floyd picks him up and holds him.

Grandma Rosiepuff: (crying happy tears) Awww! 🥹

~~~

JD the Fish Head (Part 3)

Clay: 🎶 JD the Fish Head! 🎶

John Dory is lying on the couch, snoring.

Clay pulls out his airhorn and sounds it, causing John Dory to wake up with a jump and scream.

John Dory: (angrily) Bro! Did you really have to do that to me again?! 😡

Clay: (laughs) Yep! Got ya! 😂

John Dory groans.

~~~

Plane Crash

John Dory grabs the hand microphone.

John Dory: (on the microphone) Attention! This is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that we'll be landing immediately.

Bruce: (sighs in relief) You found an island? Thank you for listening to—

John Dory: (on the microphone) The bad news is...we're crash-landing.

As the BroZone jet went downward in an escalating speed, Bruce, Clay, Floyd, and Branch start to scream for their lives.

John Dory: (on the microphone) When it comes to air travel, I know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for trusting me to be your pilot.

~~~

Poppy Snaps at Creek!

Creek: (smirking) Hey, Poppy! I was wondering if we were gonna get married someday, because I really want to marry you so bad. 😏

With no further hesitation, Poppy punches Creek hard in the face several times until he finally falls on the ground unconscious.

Poppy: (in complete rage) FIRST OF ALL, I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU! I'M INTO BRANCH NOW, AND HE'S BEEN A WAY BETTER MAN FOR ME THAN YOU! SECOND...WHY ON EARTH WOULD I EVER WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS NOTHING BUT A TRAITOR?! YOU LITERALLY SHOWED YOUR TRUE COLORS BY BETRAYING US JUST SO YOU COULD SAVE YOUR OWN SKIN! WE TRUSTED YOU, INCLUDING ME...AND YOU CHOSE TO TURN YOUR BACK ON US AND BE A TOTAL JERK! YOUR TRAITOROUS ACTIONS ARE DESPICABLE AND UNNECESSARY...AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO WASH OFF THE STENCH OF BETRAYAL FROM YOURSELF! DO YOU HEAR ME?! YOU SUCK...AND I MEAN IT, SERIOUSLY! YOU'RE THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! YOUR ACTIONS REEK OF DESPERATION AND DISLOYALTY! SHAME ON YOU, CREEK! YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN JUST A COWARDLY TRAITOR AND BACKSTABBER! NOW GET AWAY FROM ME! 😡

Poppy kicks Creek on the ground with all her might. Once she was done, she turns around and walks away, leaving Creek remaining on the ground, completely knocked out.

~~~

Velvet is Guilty

Mount Rageon Judge: (to Velvet) I find you guilty! 😠

Velvet: Of what?! 🤨

Mount Rageon Judge: Troll-napping! 😠

Crimp: She also engaged in troll torture, fraud...

Clay: ...and tax evasion! 😌

Mount Rageon Judge: Hmm...yes, I see. Okay, as I was about to say...Velvet...your sentence is in prison!

Velvet: (gasps) NOOOOOO—

Velvet gets her mouth duct-taped immediately by the judge. As two random Mount Rageon police officers come by, they both grab Velvet and take her away.

~~~

Green Eggs and Ham Rap

Clay: Are you ready to turn up, Bruce?

Bruce: Heck yeah!

Clay connects his phone to his speaker and plays a dope and fire rap beat.

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(💛 = Clay, 💜 = Bruce)

As the intro of the beat plays, Clay opens the Green Eggs and Ham book and starts rapping.

🎶💛 I am Sam.
Sam-I-am. 💛🎶

Once the beat nearly drops, it was Bruce's turn to rap.

🎶💜 That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am! 💜🎶

🎶💛 Do you like green eggs and ham? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you like them here or there? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox? 💛🎶

🎶💜 Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are. 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not, could not, in a car. 💜🎶

🎶💛 You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree! 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not, could not, in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train? 💛🎶

🎶💜 Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not, could not, in the dark. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you, could you, in the rain? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere! 💜🎶

🎶💛 You do not like green eggs and ham? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 Could you, would you, with a goat? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I would not, could not, with a goat! 💜🎶

🎶💛 Would you, could you, on a boat? 💛🎶

🎶💜 I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am. 💜🎶

🎶💛 You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say. 💛🎶

🎶💜 Sam! If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see. 💜🎶

**break**

🎶💜 Say! I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat.
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them anywhere!
I do so like green eggs and ham!
Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! 💜🎶

**rap song ends**

~~~

The Farting Incident

In the middle of the night, Viva and Clay are lying in bed right next to each other, sleeping peacefully. Suddenly, Clay lets out a loud fart. Viva wakes up with a jump, her eyes widening in shock and a look of complete disgust on her face.

Viva: Clay?!

Beside Viva, Clay was still asleep. He let out a satisfied sigh as he moved slightly, with a sleepy smile spreading across his face.

Viva: (whispering urgently) Clay! Wake up!

Viva pokes Clay gently. Clay moves in bed and slowly opens his eyes.

Clay: (sleepily) Viva? What is it?

Viva: (accusingly) Did you just fart?!

Clay: (feeling mortified) Yeah, that was me. 😞

Viva: (holding her nose) Ugh! Really?! At this hour?! Oh my god, you're such a pig! 😣

Clay: (blushing and grinning sheepishly) I'm so sorry, babe. I couldn't hold it in anymore. I had beans for dinner at John Dory's place.

Viva: (groaning) Beans?! Seriously?! You know what those do to you! 😫

Clay: (chuckling softly) I know, I know. But they were so good!

Viva: (still holding her nose) You could've at least warned me! I was having a really good dream, and then you let one rip!

Clay: (smiling nervously) Well, I didn't mean to ruin your beauty sleep. 😅

Viva: (sighing) It's just...now I'm awake, and I'm going to need a whole new dream to replace that one!

Clay: (moves closer) Awww, come on, Viva! I promise it won't happen again...at least not tonight!

Viva: (crossing her arms) Oh, I'm holding you on that. Now can we please go back to sleep?

Clay: (nodding) Absolutely. Let's just forget about this, okay?

Viva: (rolling her eyes but smiling) Forget it like you should've forgotten about those beans!

Clay: (laughs) Fair enough! 😆

Clay and Viva settle back into bed, facing each other.

Clay: (playfully) So, what were you dreaming about?

Viva: I was flying over a beautiful rainbow...until you turned it into a stinky gas chamber.

Clay: (laughing) I swear, I didn't mean to ruin your dream! 😆

Viva: (holding out her pinky) Just promise me that you won't pass gas in your sleep again. So, do we have a deal?

Clay holds up his pinky with a smile.

Clay: Deal! I pinky promise! (links his pinky with Viva's)

Viva: Good! Now, let's just go back to sleep. 😌

Clay: (in a soft voice) Sweet dreams, Viva.

Clay kisses Viva on her nose, making her blush and giggle.

Viva: (in a soft voice) Good night, Clay. And remember your promise.

Viva gives Clay a quick kiss on the lips.

Clay: (blushing and smiling) I will. 😊

With that, Viva and Clay close their eyes, settling into a comfortable silence, and drift off into a nice, peaceful sleep.

~~~

BroZone's Back, Y'all!

John Dory is driving Rhonda. Bruce, Clay, Floyd, and Branch are in the backseats.

Branch: Since we'll be in this van for the next fifteen hours, let's make some productive use of our time.

John Dory: How about some music?

Branch: Okay.

Clay: (nodding) Yeah, sure!

Floyd: That's a great idea!

Bruce: Well, I don't see why not. Let's do it!

John Dory turns on the radio as an old school hip-hop beat starts to play. All the BroZone brothers nod their heads to it. Then, they all start to do a rap freestyle together.

(💚 = John Dory, 💜 = Bruce, 💛 = Clay, ❤️ = Floyd, 💙 = Branch)

🎶 BroZone's back, y'all! We ain't wack, y'all! 🎶

🎶💛 We want you to hear us way up at the back wall! 💛🎶

🎶💜 So raise your hands and move your feet 💜🎶

🎶 'Cause BroZone's here to drop that beat! 🎶

🎶❤️ We bring the rhythm ❤️🎶

🎶💙 The funk 💙🎶

🎶💚 Got some junk in the trunk 💚🎶

🎶💛 A team of five brothers with swag, panache, spunk! 💛🎶

🎶💜 Our guts are full of yummy food 💜🎶

🎶💚 The van's in overdrive 💚🎶

🎶 You haven't seen a real band until you've seen us live! 🎶

The BroZone brothers stop rapping and continue nodding their heads to the beat.

John Dory: We are gonna OWN this concert! Nothing can stop us now!

~~~

Bruce Roasts John Dory

John Dory: (to Bruce) Can I get a double cheeseburger, savage-style?

Bruce: I'll get right on that. And I mean that double sarcastically, "savage-style."

Clay: (laughing at John Dory) You just got served, bro! 😂

John Dory sighs as he rolls his eyes.

~~~

Nachos

Random Male Vacaytioner: Hey! Get outta my nachos!

Tiny Diamond pops his head out of the bowl of nachos.

Tiny Diamond: No!

~~~

John Dory Rips His Pants

In class, John Dory demonstrates a math problem (18 x 6) on the blackboard.

John Dory: Six times eight is forty-eight, and you carry the four, so the answer is, um...a hundred and eight!

Mrs. Berry: (smiling) Very good, John Dory. 😊

John Dory: Yes! (jumps in the air and drops the chalk) Oops!

When John Dory bends down to pick up the chalk, his pants rip, showing his white boxers. Mrs. Berry's class starts laughing, including Spruce and Clay. John Dory blushes with embarrassment. Mrs. Berry quickly takes off her coat and wraps it around John Dory's waist.

Mrs. Berry: Here, John Dory. Go to the office and Mrs. Donna will sew them up for you.

Not saying a word, much to his embarrassment, John Dory exits the classroom. Mrs. Berry looks at her students, who were continuing to laugh.

Mrs. Berry: Alright, settle down. Yes, John Dory is wearing underwear, just like everyone else in this room.

Clay laughs hysterically.

~~~

That's His Girl (Part 2)

Poppy: (angrily) Take this, Creek! 😡

Poppy kicks Creek, making him fall into a river with a SPLASH! 💦

Branch: That's my girl. 😌

~~~

Bruce Is So Fine!

Me: I would never have a crush on someone who is fat! 😑

Bruce: (smirking) You sure about that? 😏

Me: (blushing) Never mind! 😳

~~~

Where's My Super Suit?

Clay: Babe!

Viva: Yes?

Clay: Where's my super suit?

Viva: What now?

Clay: Where is my super suit?!

Viva: Oh, that? Well, I, uh, put it away!

Clay: Where?!

Viva: Why do you need to know?

Clay: Because I need it!

Viva: Uh-uh! Don't you even think about running off to doing no derring-do! We've been planning this date for two months!

Clay: The village is in danger!

Viva: My evening's in danger!

Clay: You tell me where my suit is, Viva! We're talking about the greater good!

Viva: Greater good?! I am your girlfriend! I am the greatest "good" you are ever gonna get!

~~~

Ghost Jumpscare

Poppy and Branch are walking in a dense forest.

Poppy: Branch, I'm scared. 😰

Branch: Awww, don't worry, Poppy! I'm right here by your side! 😊

Branch holds Poppy's hand.

Poppy: Thanks, Branch. 🥺

Out of nowhere, a ghost troll comes out of a bush.

Ghost Troll: Hey, guys! What's up? 😀

Poppy screams in horror and faints.

Branch: (gasps) Poppy! 😨

Ghost Troll: Uh...I was just saying hello. 😐

~~~

Me: (announcing) Hi, everyone! I know you guys have been waiting for this! Now, without further ado, get ready for a summertime knock knock joke of the day! 😅😃

🎶 Knock Knock Joke of the Day! 🎶

Bruce: (to Clay) Knock knock.

Clay: Who's there?

Bruce: Sia.

Clay: Sia who?

Bruce: Sia at the beach.

🎶 Knock Knock Joke of the Day! 🎶

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Aye!

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Broppy Fans: Aye!

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