501st in IKEA

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Idk if this was a request, but Sun-fl0w3r_ suggested Hardcase and Fives getting lost in IKEA and I'm rolling with the idea.



"I didn't know they made plates for plates. Why are they fabric?" Jesse held up the swath of material.

"That's called a placemat." Kix sighed and grabbed it from Jesse. "And stop touching things."

"Remember, we're here for a new couch because Fives burnt down the last one," Rex said. "We can't get distracted."

"When have we ever gotten distracted?" Hardcase held up a flower pot and tried to look at the bottom. He ended up dropping it, and Rex caught it before it hit the ground.

"Echo, watch the others while Kix and I find the couch we need," Rex tiredly ordered, putting the flower pot back.

Echo nodded. "Yes, sir."

Rex and Kix left Echo alone with the others, and Echo was overcome with an anxious feeling. He turned, seeing Jesse and Hardcase tackle Fives onto a mattress display.

"Guys!" Echo protested. "Don't do that!"

They ignored him and started wrestling on the bed. Fives hit Jesse in the face with a pillow, and Jesse fell off the bed.

"Excuse me?" An employee hesitantly walked over. "Can you please not disrupt the displays?"

"Of course!" Echo's face flushed and he ushered the others away. "We're so very sorry!"

"Kriff," Hardcase whispered, staring up at a huge entryway ahead. "It's the storage room. Look at all that stuff. So many shelves..."

"Don't you dare," Echo warned.

Fives, Jesse, and Hardcase all exchanged a glance before sprinting into the warehouse.



"Echo, where are the others?" Kix asked as he wheeled over the cart with the box.

"Uh," Echo paused, "they've been lost to the ikea gods?"

"What do you mean by that?" Rex tiredly asked.

Echo pointed at the warehouse. "They're gone."

Kix gave a grim shake of his head. "Once you go in there, there's no return. They have been lost."

"We need to find them." Rex sighed and pulled out a datapad.

"What's that for?" Echo curiously asked, peering over his shoulder.

"I had a tracker implanted in Fives after the last time." Rex zoomed in on Fives' location. "Follow me."

So Rex guided them down through the warehouse, between the shelves and the many pieces of furniture. The dot that signalled Fives' location eventually was right where they were standing.

"Where are they?" Kix looked around. "I can't see them."

"Feast on their bones!" Fives shrieked, leaping out from behind a box.

Hardcase screeched and lunged at Echo. "Hungry! So hungry!"

"You've been in here for less than an hour!" Rex smacked Jesse away. "You're fine!"

"He karking bit me!" Kix screamed as Fives latched onto his arm. "Thank the Maker I'm up to date on my tetanus shots!"

Rex pinned Jesse's arms to his sides. "Let's go. I have a feeling we're going to be kicked out of this store as well."

Kix grabbed Fives. "You're probably right."

Echo struggled to keep Hardcase contained. "Are we getting the couch before we go?"

"Let's just go," Rex bitterly said. "They'd probably ruin it. We can't have nice things."

And that's how they were never allowed in IKEA again.

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