incorrect quotes #3 (christmas special)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmnpVGaZB14

(I recommend you to watch this first)

*Nex has a few unwrapped presents in front of him*

Nex: Alright....you can do this..

30 minutes later

*Evo enters*

Evo: You ok???

Nex: *on the ground wrapped in paper* CALL 911!!!!

*******

Furno: Pass me my keys!

*Wolfie yeets a tree*

Furno: I said my keys!

Wolfie: I thought you said Christmas tree!

Furno: Why the f*** would I say Christmas tree?!

******

Bulk: This song is called "What I want for Christmas"

*Bulk plays a note*

Bulk: Money

(Stringer laughing in the background)

******

Creator: There! We got everything done! We even managed to hang up the tree lights!

Siren: ..... I feel like we're forgetting someone....

Meanwhile

Surge: *tied to the tree* HOW THE FUCK DID I GET UP HERE?!?

******

Rocka: Why don't rich people, have an angel on top of their Christmas tree? But where the f*** did the teabag gone to?!

*******

(Creator, Wolfie and Quadle are trying to take a picture of the squad)

Breez: Take the pic!

Zib: *pissed and annoyed* TAKE THE PICTURE!!

Stormer: WHERE ARE WE LOOKING???!!!

******

Siren:  Wolfie, it's Christmas!!

Wolfie: *from her room* CHRISTMAAASS!!!

*runs through the door*

Wolfie: I'M COMING SANTA!!

******

*Creator unwraps a gift*

Creator: *le gasp* YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Rocka: Why is she so happy?

Wolfie: *shrugs* Probably got four of the secret mission comics.

******

Wolfie: *gasps and pulls Surge over* Look at the Christmas lights!!

Surge: *pushes himself away from her* That's a stop light!

Wolfie: Hmmm, pretty sure they're Christmas lights.

Surge: *facepalms* Oh my god...

*****

*Siren doing yoga with Evo*

Evo: Release all of the sounds, that are trapped inside you.

Siren: [insert screaming]

Evo: Jesus Christ....

******

Bulk: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Which mean presents for everyone but not to expensive.

*****

Rocka: First day of Christmas my true love gave to me-

Rocka: *towards the others* Nothing because I'm single and I'll NEVER be in a relationship.

Furno: Deny it all you want, we know you're dating someone.

*****

Breez: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Evo: I got it!

*Evo runs and jumps up, trying to put the star on the tree, making it fall and him with it*

Evo: Ow....

******

Siren: The fuck? THE FUCK?! The fuck is in the air?!? The fuck?! There's white shit everywhere!

******

Creator: It's beginning to look a lot like

Zib:  *from the computer room and pissed of by Creator* CREATOR!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

******

Stringer: Bulk, it's Christmas today!!!!

Bulk: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Jingle bells playing in the Background)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

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