Child AU

Zib: *at a parent teacher conference*

Teacher: *calls him by his first name*

Evo: *confused cuz he thought his name was "mom"* Nathaniel??

*****

Rocka: I understand French to a certain level.

Black Phantom: Alors, et si tu me disais quelque chose sur toi?

Rocka: I repeat. To a CERTAIN Level.

Vice Versa

Black Phantom: I understand Spanish to a certain level.

Rocka: ¿Es eso así? Preséntate en español entonces.

Black Phantom: ... Uuuuhm.

*****

Stringer: *is tall*

Bulk: *is even taller*

AJ, aka their fricking son: *taller than both of them and almost the same height as Shadow*

Evo: Can y'all PLEASE stop reminding me I'm built short?

*****

Evo: *holds up a french fry* You want a chip?

Furno: Isn't that a french fry?

Evo: *confused before he realizes* Oh oops, we call these chips in British English.

Furno: Then what do you call chips?

Evo: Crisps.

Furno: ... What-

(To this day I have trouble pronouncing that word)

*****

Nex: What's your opinion on old English?

Evo: I dare say, it is a queer language with a funny accent, but we munnot forget that every language started off as that.

Nex: ... I think I heard some Yorkshire in that as well.

Evo: You are correct my friend.

******

Bot: Do you understand Japanese?

Zib: Nope, why?

Bot: Well... *in Japanese* I want you to be my last, if I had to keep going separated from you like this, I would rather die.

Zib: "I would rather die?"

Bot: I thought you didn't understand Japanese!

Zib: I understand very little.

*****

TW: mentions of trauma

Furno and Rocka were having an argument, but this one wasn't the usual. It was more serious and they actually started targeting each other's weak points. Zib was about to stop them, when they escalated to a point where they were getting physical.
Zib stood there for a moment, before he backed up and got away from them.

Zib: *sitting in the corner of his room*

Stormer: *walks in* Mom? Aren't you going to stop them?

Zib: I can't handle being close to them right now...

They both jumped when two doors were heard slamming shut. Zib pulled his knees to his chest and wrapped his arms around them. Stormer stood by the door for a moment, before he got down in front of Zib and hugged him. Zib froze for a moment, before he hugged back and broke down crying.

*****

Zib: So, society is okay with girls wearing "boy" clothes, but is not fine when boys wear "girl" clothes?

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POV: Their boss after the villains did something stupid

Boss: Some of y'all are the reasons shampoo has instructions.

*****

Normal convo

Zib: *receives a message and reads it*

Mr. Makuro texted: I'm still alive :)

Zib: *texts back* That's great dad.

Mr. Makuro: Why are you awake at 2:53 am?

Zib: I could ask you the same thing.

Mr. Makuro: Joint pain made me wake up :') You?

Zib: Can't sleep.

Mr. Makuro: Go to sleep!

Zib: I JUST SAID I CAN'T-

*****

Person: Women aren't better than men.

Literally anyone who isn't a sexist/who is a feminist: Yes they are.

Person: Then why did God create men first?

The gang: Because everything needs a rough draft before creating a final copy.

*****

Child AU
AYO THRESHER-

Bulk: Dad, remember when you gave me your old phone?

Thresher: Yeah why, is something wrong with it?

Bulk: No no, I was just looking through it. Also, nice pictures of mom...

Thresher: Sh-t.

Stringer's laughing in the background.

*****

Future AU

Evo: *texting his daughter* How's practice going?

Max: Terrible, I want to stab everyone here.

Evo: Okay, just don't get any blood on yourself.

Max: Dad, you're a hero, you're not supposed to be condoning this.

Evo: Don't tell me how to live my life.

*****

Bulk: I wasn't that drunk.

Breez: You asked your literal husband if he was single last night and then you cried when he said he wasn't.

*****

How to know that a person identical to me isn't me

1) They say they like Invasion from Below.
2) Their number one favourite character is anyone but Surge.
3) They don't make typos while texting (my phone literally had to autocorrect everything I just wrote ☠️)
4) They're organized
5) They don't have a video block every three days.
6) They finish a paper drawing within a week.

*****

The gang was outside walking over hay barrels.
At night.

Bulk: *takes a step and falls through a gap and then disappears into the dark*

Nex: He ain't coming back, he went to the backrooms.

Bulk: *from below* SHUT UP AND HELP ME OUT!

*****

Thresher walked into the main room.

Zita: *spawns next to him*

Thresher: *screams and trips backwards and also knocks over a flower pot*

*****

Highschool AU

Furno: *throws a basketball backwards*

Surge: *sees that the ball bounces off and flies back towards Furno* LOOK OUT!

The basketball hit Furno on the back of his head and knocked his glasses clean off.

*****

What in the name of Science and Physics just happened.

Evo: ... What it did you do?

Furno: *standing next to his bike that had chains and a number lock attached to the front tire* I didn't do sh-t! The ONE TIME I leave my bike outside, some person came and decided to do this!

Evo: Hm... Where's the power saw?

G: Hold on, I'm gonna try something.

G opened a portal and reached into her pocket dimension ans pulled out a number lock of the same model. She held the lock on Furno's bike in one hand, and held the other with her other hand. She used the "free" lock to hit the other one, and it popped open.

G: Saw it on TikTok and wanted to test it out.

*****

Child AU

Stormer (19): Daddy, can you pass me a glass?

Thresher and Ness: *both reach for the cabinet*

The two looked at each other, before Ness decided to dip and ran off. Stormer was wheezing and Zib was dieing.

Thresher: *hardware loading*

*****

Siren: *shows Lysander the baby ice and fire dragon she found*

Lysander: Mom, what the heck-

******

Child AU

Person: You're legally parent and child?

Zib and Stormer: Yes.

Person: ... How old are you two again?

Zib: I'm 24, he's 19.

Person: There's only like... A five year difference between you two?

Zib: I adopted him when I was 20 and he was 15.

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anwLPx5U9s

The team was on a mission against a group of villains out in a practically dead place.
What makes the mission harder is that the villains had elemental powers and visibly much better control over them than the heroes.
There were no water sources so Evo's powers are useless, and the place was so dead, not a good place for planst so Breez is also off the list.

Surge: I... Think we should dip the second we have the chance to!

Furno: No no, not until I tried something.

Furno stood up and put his weapon away. He inhaled, before letting out a yell (media above).  A wall of fire shot out of the ground and rushed at the villains in a shape that reminded of a phoenix.

*****

Actor AU

Furno: So, are you two friends?

Zib: Yes.

Bot: No.

*****

Purge: *leaves Bot's house and jumps out of the window*

CH: *expecting him* Oi.

Purge: Sh-t.

*****

Zib: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Nex: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Surge: A realist sees a freight train.

Quadle: [The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks]

*****

Furno: May luck (and this picture of Surge eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

Surge: I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THE PICTURE!!

Zib: Why were you eating cheese?

Surge: I was hungry and we were out of chocolate.

*****

Creepypasta AU

Zib: Did you have to stab them?

Rocka: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Zib: What did they say?

Rocka: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Zib: That’s fair.

*****

Creepypasta AU

Jeff: *holding up Surge* Ayo BEN, look! I found your lost twin!

BEN: ... Did your eyes also get smashed by a stick and then drowned?

Surge: No, I suffocated in a f-cking closet.

BEN: Still pretty bad.

Jeff: Oi, you're ten, stop cussing.

Surge: *looks at him and flips him off* I'm 28 motherf-cker!

Jeff gave him a "B-tch what the f-ck" look while BEN laughed.

Slendy: Kids.

Zib: Agreed.

*****

Core Hunter: *sees Purge walk in* About time, I was going to call you and ask if you needed help!

Purge didn't say anything. Core Hunter noticed something was up and went over to him.

CH: What happened?

Purge: I came across Surge and Shadow.

CH: Did they do something to you?! Did Shadow recognize you and saw you as his enemy?

Purge: *clenches his fists* Hah! I wish he did...

CH: *puts a hand on his shoulder* Purge-

Purge suddenly hugged him as tears started to run down his face.

Purge: HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME! Shadow didn't recognize me! All of his memories from the past eighteen years, GONE! He completely forgot about me! His creator! His... His mother...

*****

Surge's perspective of previous situation

Bulk: Wait wait wait... What happened?

Surge: Apparently, ever since I got control over Shadow, all of his past memories have been erased. Including Purge.

Bulk: How does that make you feel?

Surge: Guilty... Especially when Shadow told Purge that he doesn't remember him, he looked so broken so... Vulnerable. And I also can't help but feel like I went through a heartbreak...

*****

Lynn: My cat eats bread apparently.

Surge: What's the use of telling me that?

Lynn: I dunno I just felt like it.

*****

Furno: You know what I like about girls?

Furno: Their boyfriends.

Surge was wheezing in the back while Breez was just standing there.

*****

Bulk: *spawns in Minecraft* Thank goodness, it's daytime! Huh? OH SH- *runs off*

That one Zombie who still chases you despite being on fire: *runs after him*

*****