XPlode: Oh, Samara's at an age where girls like her only have one thing on their mind.

Thunder: Boys?

Teenage!Samara: Homicide.

*****

Zib: You look sad today.

Surge: I'm actually sad everyday, I just didn't have the energy to hide it today.

Zib: Well what are you thinking about?

Surge: I'm imagening fake scenarios in my head and hurt my own feelings.

Zib: What do we do when we feel sad?

Surge: Apologize continuously to every single person I had a conversation with.

Zib: No.

Surge: Sorry..

Zib: Okay here, how are you so funny?

Surge: Because I didn't know how to deal with serious emotions without turning them into a joke.

Zib: *to himself* I am not depressed, it's just in my head and I'm overreacting.

Surge: Dude, I'm pretty sure you just gaslighted yourself.

*****

Purge: 3+3 equals?

Thunder: 3+3... 6.

Purge: No- wait hol' up, what?

*****

Purge: What is a BMW?

Thunder: BMW? Uhhh... Drug.

*****

Nex: *looking at Zib*

Zib: What?

Nex: It's probably just me, but I noticed that you're beyond average skinny. I'm not trying to alarm you, but it's the unhealthy kind of skinny.

Zib: Oh..

Nex: It's probably just my doctor mind overreacting, it may be nothing at all.

Later in the evening

Zib: *got up* I'm done, I'll be in my office if someone needs anything.

Rocka: Zib, you barely ate a thing!

Zib: I can't eat much, I would throw it all up again. Besides, it's enough for the rest of the day for me.

Rocka: Here, I'll put it in the fridge for you. You can heat it up when you feel hungry later.

Zib: No need, really..

*****

Purge: *holds up a map* Europe.

Thunder: Rope?

Purge: *wheezes*

Thunder: What?

Purge: Can you spell it??

Thunder: R-U-B?

Purge: E!

Thunder: Rope?

Purge: E, U, R, O, P, E. The continent, Europe!

Thunder: *hardware loading* Europe!

Purge: YES! Europe!

They both start wheezing.

Purge: German, do you know German?

Thunder: German?... German! Yes!

Purge: Yes, German! Deutsch!

Thunder: Merci beaucoup!

Purge: No that's French.

Thunder: Oh.

*****

Citizen AU

Purge: Excuse me, I lost my kids. Can I please make an announcement?

Worker: Of course!

The Shadow kids were spread all across the mall when the announcement came.

Purge: Goodbye you little shi-

*****

Surge: Say "dress up" and no one bats an eye.

Surge: But when you say "cosplay", society! SOCIETY! Calls you ✨gay✨.

*****

Little!Zib: *watching TV* Why did she do that? Dad? I got a question!

Mr. Makuro: Oh Jesus... What is it buddy?

Zib: At a wedding, why does the bride throw the flowers?

Mr. Makuro: Ah man, I'm always scared of your questions... Well, basically, who ever catches it, is the next one to get married. It's a fun little tradition.

Zib: So, the person who catches it is next?

Mr. Makuro: That's right.

Zib: Okay. Well I have a fun idea for my funeral!

Mr. Makuro: Nathaniel, NO-

*****

Thunder: How to fall off a staircase.

Thunder: Step one, step two, step three, step six, step eleven.

Thunder: *laying on the ground* Floor.

*****

Thresher: Why do short a** people be so f-cking mean tho like-

Thresher: *to Zib* You are 2 metres tall. *Proceeds to do the following steps* I will pick you up, put you on top of the fridge and I will not let you come down until you start being nice to me.

Zib: *flips him off*

*****

Shadowzone: You're just jealous because your team is weak and you don't get as much attention as us heroes.

Zib: Jealous?

Zib: *scoffs* You don't even EXIST to me!

*****

Future AU

Stormer: I... Miss the hero you were.

Stringer, holding a grudge against Corroder cuz he pretty much ruined everything: *scoffs* Many will. He was easy to kill after all.

*****

He's at it again

Thunder: Why is there a D in friDge, but not in refrigerator?

Thunder: My guy, every book you read is just remixes of the dictionary.

Thunder: Dude, why is a delivery on a ship called cargo, but on a car a shipment?

Thunder: Dude, babysitters are teenagers who act like grownups, so that grownups can go out and act like teenagers.

Thunder: Robots like us are the only species who pay to live on this planet.

Thunder: *holding s pair of glasses* Dude, there was a time before glasses. So that would explain many myths and legends.

Purge walked in, snatched his glasses and immediate left again.

Thunder: When a student fails a test, was it the student that did bad, or the teacher?

(Kayra in the background: IT'S THE TEACHER!)

Meltdown: MOM! PLEASE JUST SEND ME TO AN ASYLUM!

*****

Actor AU

Zib: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Aria: No!

Zib: Do I look, stupid to you?

Aria: *starts wheezing* I'm sorry!

Zib: *sighs*

Take 5

Zib: So you think I'm stupid?

Aria: *immediately starts laughing*

Zib:

Aria: I'm sorry! I got-, no no, it's okay, just do it again, I'm fine.

Take 15

Zib: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Aria: YES! *Kneels over as she starts laughing*

Zib: This is the fifteenth take, I cannot work like this, I will be in my trailer. *Walks off*

Aria: *inhales to call down* I need a break.

*****

Mom's are scary

Zib: *to Shadowzone, as he's holding a knife at his throat* You touch them again and I'll cut your HANDS off and shove them DOWN. YOUR. THROAT.

*****

Evo: If you saw me walking down the street and you didn't know me, c-could you like, tell that I have anxiety?

Nex: *looks at him up and down*

Evo when standing still and nervous, plays with his fingers and has an unnatural tensed up stance.

Evo: *suddenly screams and Nex rushed over to calm him down*

*****

Zib told the team to get the groceries but they forgot until the last second

Furno: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, GET IN THE CAR, WE GOTTA HURRY.

He shoved Stormer, Surge, Rocka and Nex into the car, as he got into the driver's seat.

Furno: NO TIME FOR SEATBELTS, WE GOTTA GO!

Furno hit the gas pedal and they drove off. Stormer quickly fastened his seatbelt, while Furno violated at least five traffic rules. They turned at a corner and Surge slammed his head against the window. Furno made a full stop at the store and he slammed his head against the car's dashboard. Surge stayed in the car while the rest ran into the store.

Later

Zib: *walks in* I'm home!

Surge: *sitting on the couch with an ice pack on his head while comforting Rocka who's laying next to him with his head on his lap*

Stormer: *looks like he's about to unalive himself*

Nex: *by the table with a bottle of (non-alcoholic) beer*

Zib: ... Where's Furno?

Surge: Police station-

Zib: Of course...

*****

Zib: I think me being asexual was actually me lying to myself. Cuz... Idk, it just doesn't make sense to me anymore.

*****

Me: *rediscovers Hero Factory* Wow!

Me: *starts to make Hero Factory content* Welp, this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life.

*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9nRjqmtCnk

Bot had a few friends over at his house, when one of them suddenly screamed.

Purge: *sitting on the window sill* Did I make you scream?

Bot: *sighs* Purge, stop scaring me friends... Please.

Purge: *shrugs and enters the room* It's just how I greet people.

*****

Raven: Why are you cutting those flowers?

Zib: Well, because they're pretty.

Raven: I thought you said you cut yourself because you're not?

Zib: Raven-

Thresher: Zib. What is she talking about?

Zib: Nothing of importance!

*****

The closest object to you is the only weapon you can defend yourself with in a Zombie Apocalypse

Me/Lynn: *glances at the Demon Slayer sword behind my door* Just needs to be sharpened and practice and I'm good to go!

Bulk: *holding a book* Could be useful, could be not, I dunno.

G: *holding a lamp* Bulk, that's a spell book.

Bulk: Useful, but I don't have magic.

His guardian: B-tch what am I? A roach?

Zib: *a pen*

Quadle: *keys*

Nex: *his phone*

Rocka: *looks at Lysander next to him* Do living creatures count?

Stormer: *TV remote*

Surge: *his glasses* My only pair of glasses...

Furno: *a chain*

Breez: *rock*

Stringer: *a picture frame*

Evo: *scissors*

*****

Child AU
When Stormer first got adopted

Zib: *watches Stormer (10) talk to himself as he's seemingly playing with someone* Preston?

Stormer: *turns around* Hi mom!

Zib: *walks over* Whatcha doing?

Stormer: I'm building houses with my friend!

Stormer gestured to the empty space next to him. Zib looked and smiled at him.

A while later

Stormer: *walks in with a drawing* Mom, dad! I drew out family! *Points at himself, Zib and Thresher on the drawing* This is me, Mom and Dad. *Points at a drawing of a green haired boy with blue eyes* And this is Ethan! My friend!

Thresher: *takes the drawing* It's... Lovely! I'll hang it on our fridge.

Later one, while Stormer was playing with his "friend" again, Zib and Thresher were talking.

Zib: Wasn't there this boy named Ethan who went missing not too long ago? He also had orange hair and blue eyes.

Thresher: "Sometimes, kids mistake ghosts as imaginary friends"... Do you think...?

Zib: Honey, please don't scare me..

*****

Fact of the day

I was making Thunder's character in Gacha and went to Heropedia. There I found out that he would sometimes roll up into a ball and just bowl over his adversaries like a fricking bowling ball and some pins.
I am loving it.

*****

Purge: Yo explode, did you grow?

XPlode: No, I'm just standing up straight.

Purge: Right, you are standing straight. Where did your explosives go?

XPlode: I took them off cuz my back was getting sore.

Purge: You looked weird without them.

XPlode: Thank you for the brutally honest opinion..

*****

Surge: Moooom, I can't find my glasses!

Zib: You sure you looked everywhere?

Surge: Yes!

Zib: *goes to the couch and picks them up* They're right here.

Surge: I SWEAR they weren't there before!

*****

Oop, what's this? Another incorrectly quotes chapter? Yes, because I have absolutely no life anymore.