Rocka: Wanna know how I'm similar to a bicycle?

BP: Once people learn how to ride you they never forget?

Rocka: ... Wow, uhm... I was going to say because I was "two tired", but damn.

*****

Highschool AU

Furno: *watching Surge being close to Grant*

Rocka: Jealous?

Furno: NO-

*****

Bot: You didn't just, find a hat and made up some-

Zib: *staring at him*

Bot: ... Why are you looking at me like that?

Zib: *keeps staring*

Bot: Uh... Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? ... You're making me feel kinda-...

Zib: Uncomfortable? Flushed? Queasy?

Bot: Mh.

Zib: It's called a "hard stare". My sister taught me it for when people forget their manners.

*****

They went to one of those karaoke places

Bulk: *looks at the lyrics for JOY - Hello* Ohhhhh fuck, it's in Korean.

Stringer: Aw shoot-

Bulk suddenly started singing in fluent Korean, though a bit off tune.

Stringer: *recording and wheezing* Ayo what?!

*****

Aria: Z-Zibby, c-call me a g-good girl, like give m-me the b-biggest praise buff o-of my life.

Zib: Well Aria.

Zib slightly bent down to her and stroked her cheek.

Zib: You're such a good girl.

Fortiss: *in the back* TREAT ME LIKE THAT!

Aria: *wheezes*

*****

Highschool AU
New Student

Zib: Everyone, welcome our new student, Yurei Kibou.

Kibou: *waves wearily* Hey.

After some introduction, Kibou took a seat behind Furno and Siren.

Later in the break

Furno: Kibou was it, right?

Kibou: Mhm. You're Furno?

Furno: Yes. Uh... This might sound a bit rude, but uhm... You look kinda dead, appearance wise.

Kibou: I had many near death cases and my body decided "fuck it, Ima just play dead".

*****

Quadle: Ah yes, peace and quiet. I can finally piece my sanity back together.

Somewhere: *Bulk screams*

Quadle: What the barnacles-

*****

They're own language

Voltix: Hey, did you bring the [whooo noise]?

Speeda: No, I thought you said to bring the [windows sound].

Voltix: Did you at least get the [computer screech sound]?

Speeda: Uh, no, but I got the [bwooon noise].

Voltix: Eh, better than the [machinery sound].

Speeda: Oh definitely.

*****

Mr. Makuro: *going around the HF at night*

Some random sound: *exists*

Mr. Makuro: *pulls out his sword* Back off ya spooky b-tch!

*****

The team: *went to the HF for a mission*

Zib: ... Wait, someone is missing.

Furno, after waking up from a 6 hour nap: .... Guuuuys? Mooooom??

*****

Voltix: *playing the accords of SpongeBob on an e-guitar*

Speeda: *adds in sound with an Otamaton*

Corroder and Serena: *wheezing*

*****

Purge, as a cat in a carrier cage: *meows*

CH: *in a taxi wearing casual clothes* Dark, if you keep this up I'm going to let the wizard just keep you as a cat permanently.

Purge: Meoww.

CH: Oh, it was a sorcerer this time? Oh we're just getting into all sorts of naughtiness.

Purge: Meow.

CH: Look, if you keep fucking with magic users, then this is going to keep happening!

Purge: Meow!

CH: Brother, I have no sympathy for you, alright?

Purge: *angry meow*

CH: This is the second time that this- I understand, let me finish my sentence!

Purge: Maowww!

CH: ... Really?

Purge: Meeow.

CH: It's not my fault that sorceres like cat soup! (Which I find weird as a cat keeper.)

Purge: Meow! Maow!

CH: Yep, no, you're just staying as a cat this time. I'm just gonna keep you as a pet.

Purge protested at that.
After they've been wherever CH got Purge checked up.

CH: *waiting for a taxi* Okay buddy uhm, bad news, good news. Bad news is, it's a permanent polymorph. The good news is, I've got plenty of treats for you.

Purge was sulking in one corner of the cage.

CH: ... We're going to figure this out.

*****

Stormer: We're at the beach.

Siren is seen sprinting along the coast while jumping a little.

Stormer: Someone is a little more excited.

*****

G: Siren and I are stuck in the same hotel room togeth-

Siren: *whacks G with a pillow, knocking her off the bed with a yelp* So we're gonna give each other scenarios to act out!

Siren: *looks at G on the floor* Are you okay?

G: *obviously not* You smell like the colour blue-

After G did a factory reset.

Siren: You walk in on me kanoodling myself.

G: Okay.

G walked into the room.

G: Hey, I want you to check- *looks up, screams and runs away, closing the door*
______

G: You walk in on me getting robbed.

Siren: *walks in* Hey G, what's up- *suddenly in a serious "straight" voice* Aye, let's not go there buddy don't make me use the BELT-
______

Siren: You walk in on me with both of your parents.

G: *walks in, dramatically* I thought you wanted ME, not my parents!-
_____

G: You walk in on me changing and I'm just standing there but azz naked.

Siren: *walks in, pauses, walks out*
_____

Siren: You walk in finding me floating in mid air like I'm possessed.

G: *walks in with the bible, sighs like it's not the first time* The devil has a weird thing for homosexuals. *Sits down, opens a page and looks up* WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO INFORM YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY-
______

G: You walk in to find me murdering one of your squishmallows.

Siren: *walks in* Yo, you won't believe what just- GACHA WOLFIE YOU GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE-

*****

Siren: Hey, can you make me another one of those drinks?

Rocka: Dude, I can't, the rum's all gone.

Siren:

Rocka:

Rocka: Don't say it.

Siren: Why is the rum always gone?

Siren proceeded to play Pirates of the Carribbean from her phone and runs away like Jack Sparrow.

Furno: *wheezing*

Rocka: ... Really?

*****

The villains made a narrow getaway

XPlode: Hoooh my god. Damm. Oh my god I'm sweating... I'm overheating.

Thunder:

Thunder: *has something run out of his eyes while his pupils are weirdly dilated* I lost my vision.

Meltdown: He lost his vision. *Holds up one finger in front of him* How many fingers am I holding up?

Thunder:

Thunder: Ten.

Rotor: Oh shit he lost his vision-

*****

Quadle: *forgotten for a few weeks* Hellooo?? Where am I??!

Lynn: You're not in this episode.

Quadle: *despawns*

*****

Thunder: Remember, the wooden part of the axe is a traitor to it's own species.

Thunder: *walks off* Until we meet again!

*****

Mattia: I wanted a "soldier". You need a father.

Zib: ...

Zib: Well I guess we're both disappointed then.

*****

Lynn: I watched a good quality version of The Enemy Within, and apparently the weapons of the statues inside the police station were inactive.

Lynn:

Lynn: Does that mean they can get activated and become fighter bots?

G: I think that just means that the weapon of the statue isn't usable. Would be cool though.

*****

It's not one of my works without some angst

Evo headed towards the training room, when he heard a faint screaming. He rushed in and was immediately forced back from the heat coming from the room. The training room was in flames.

Wondering why the fire alarm didn't start, Evo managed to make it to the fire extinguisher and sprayed down the flames. Upon finding the source of the scream, Evo conjured his powers and put a layer of water around the body to cool it off.

Evo: *drops to his knees* Dad? ... Can you hear me?

Furno turned his head and looked up at him, before smiling a little. God knows how long he has been stuck in this furnace. Some of his body parts were scorched, others already started melting. Evo stared at him for a moment, before he hugged him, making the water disappear.

*****

Thresher: *Walks in* Hey guys, how are-

A lizard similar to a bengal monitor lizard ran up to him while growling.

Thresher: *screams and jumps into Zib's arms who happened to be behind him* GET YO FUCKING DAWG!

Evo: *picks up his wolf-lizard* He don't bite.

Thresher: YES IT DO!

*****

Zib: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Quadal: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Kibou: I personally was created in a lab.

Nex: I just straight up spawned lol.

*****

Purge: Whats up guys? Im back.

Nebula: What the- you cant be here. Youre dead. I literally saw you die.

Purge: Death is a social construct.

*****

Joe: Ive never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Thresher: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: Hey how you doin?

Fortis, scoffing: Oh, please.

Thresher, to Fortis: Hey, how you doin?

Fortis:

Fortis: *blushes, under his breath* Damn.

*****

Fandom that I joined in a nutshell

Logico: I hate you.

Irratino: Well, according to these text passages about us, that is untrue.

*****

Zib, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Shadowzone:

Stormer: Nice.

*****

Highschool AU

Furno: So, what's it like living with Mark?

Grant: He once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Furno: ...

Grant: I love him so much.

*****

Actor AU

Bot: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Zib: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

*****

Highschool AU

Grant: *walks into the crows after going to the Nurse's Office* What's going on?

Purge: My cousin is a little bit pissed.

Nebula: Underestimation of the century, bro.

Surge was fighting two other students who were the cause of Grant going to the nurse in the first place. The rest of the bully gang were smart enough to stay out of it. Surge's glasses were broken on the floor, all three were bleeding from some sort of facial injury.

Bulk: Did no one tell them not to mess with the quiet kid's friends?

Stormer: Buddy, there ego is just as high as Shadowzone's.

I finished this on my laptop cuz Wattpad is being a dick on my phone and won't let me edit shit, so I kinda lost all motivation. I have no clue when my next update will be, but it won't be anytime soon.

Anyways, have a good day/night!