"I dare Luigi to make Mario fly!'

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Mario: Most impossible- pfft.. XD

Luigi: How DO you make your brother fly..?

Mario: Simply by not doing so -.-

Luigi: I am! :3

Mario: Luigi! That-a is not nice! Very rude! You can't even tell a desert spoon from a regular one even though you've been to so many meals!

Luigi: I thought you liked flying! ^^

Mario: Do you know what I like doing, no? Having silence from my little bro! >:D

Luigi: With-a no doubt, I'm going to find a way to make you fly!

Mario: wait til I tell Violet.. VI!

Violet: Yup? :3

Mario: Remember how Luigi used the wrong spoon at the dinner and everybody there-a stared at him?

Violet and Mario: Pfff-hahaha! >:D

Luigi: ;-; Why..?

Mario: Luigi- every Italian I could possibly tell that to; they'd think you are some comedian >w< They literally knock these little things into our heads from younger ages.

Violet: How about a cutlery lesson?

Luigi: *embarrassed* No! No! No!

Mario: Then-a do it right, Weegie! We have loads of dinners in Italy and I-a bet you there's not one living soul that doesn't know his spoons!

Luigi: You sound like Papa.. Geez -.-

Mario: I got most of his genes anyway: the round-a face, chubby cheeks, blue eyes, all-a that.

Luigi: OK!?? What has this got to do with anyone flying?

Violet: So off topic!

Luigi: We were talking about flying, then spoons and now genetics?!

Mario: .-.

Violet: Well. I guess.
*whispers to Luigi* I'm on your side, bro!

Mario: I'm going to take a nap! Bye!
*leaves*

-Later-

Luigi: Kamek, I'm definite you know about magic :3

Kamek: Quite obviously, yeah.

Luigi: Sneak into Mario's room, wave your wand and send-a him flying?

Kamek: Rewards?

Luigi: Uh. Left over pizza?

Kamek: Forget it -.-
With the hair of chocolate, the moustache of soot- the blue eyes of innocence and a lack of height; may the plumber be at flight! *Buzz*

Mario: *mumbling in sleep* Mama Weegie.. Ravioli..

Luigi: *chuckles* That's Mama Luigi to you! XD

-The bed flies around house-

Mario: *Slowly opens eyelids* Wha-where? :0 Luigiiiiii?!

Luigi: :3

Mario: Wahoo! Flying bed! *Stands up on it like surfer as is flies out through the back door*

Violet: Maybe these dares are fun after all, hmm?

Luigi: When does it wear off?

Kamek: Now!

Mario: *Hits fence and bed falls- leaving him sliding off the fence; feeling dizzy*