"Also Mario, can you go on a date with Amy Rose?"

From: LemmyTheKoopa

A/N: Sorry this took so long! I was super busy with school projects and many other things! I hope you can forgive me! :'3

Mario: *Wobbles*

Luigi: Oof~! x'D Well, good luck with-a that bro! *Wipes tear*

Mario: Why. Do. I. HAVE to do this?! ;~;

Luigi: Because.. this is our dare book and whatever they ask us we MUST do it! We're the Super Mario Bros. for goodness sake! Nothin' we can't handle! *MLG Shades*

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Mario: Just-a.. grow up! A-amy Rose is so annoying! *Gulp* I'll never make it!

Natalie (Admin): And.. for some reason.. I have her phone number. You'd better take it Mario so that you can invite her to the.. date! >:D

Mario: *Roots phone out from back pocket* O-okay.. what is it?

Natalie (Admin): *Gives him phone number*

A/N: [Couldn't say number in case readers accidentally call a real person x'DD]

Mario: *Calls* Uh.. hello?

Amy: Oh hiiii~! ;u; Who must you be!

Mario: I'm-a friends with Sonic :3

Amy: Oh arrrre youu~? >:D

Mario: *Serious tone* Y-yes I am..

Amy: Are you that Italian plumber guy?  You do have this accent.. Oh my GAWSH~! Is it you Mario! *Insert girly giggles* What have I done to deserve to have a conversation with you?!

Mario: Listen.. I really like you.. you're-a.. um..  sweet and totally.. pretty. If you're free tonight you could.. come over to my house and I could prepare some pasta. 

Amy: *Squealing loudly, inaudible words*

Mario: Jesus Christ.. ._. *Cuts call, facepalm*

//Later that evening//

Mario: *Adjusts bow* W-weegie, do I look okay?

Luigi: You look absolutely.. unkempt! I-I think my eyes just-a started bleeding..  Tissues anyone? >:D

Mario: *Hands him some tissue* 

Luigi: Thanks! ^u^

//bell rings//

Mario: L-Luigi.. it's Amy! Go upstairs!

Luigi: Not movin' >:3 

Mario: You can use my Marth amiibo.. *stutters* go play SSB4!

Luigi: O-okay.. *Leaves*

Mario: *Opens door* Hey.

Amy: DO YOU LIKE THIS DRESS?! :D I hope it's not too short! We're going to have SO much fun; I just KNOW IT! ;u;

Mario: It's grand. It suits you.. (I guess) There's-a the table over there. *Points*  There's your pasta, that blue bowls mine.

Amy: What~?! No background music! No flowers for the table and you've already put out the food?! This is SO not I had in mind! You're Mario- c'mon! You're MEANT to be more romantic than that! 

Mario: *Screams* I'VE BEEN TRYING MY BEST-a TO BE SO NICE TO YOU BUT YOU DO IS EITHER SQUEAL, COMPLAIN OR WHATEVER! YOU-a DRIVING ME INSANE! I CAN-a TOTALLY SEE WHY SONIC DOESN'T-a LIKE YOU!

Amy: *Screams* FOOD FIGHT~! *Throws ball of pasta at Mario*

YOU WANT WAR? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, YOU'VE GOT ONE!