THIS AN AUTHOR'S NOTE PEEPS!!!
I'M CRAVING FOR SOMETHING SMUTTY HELP ME!!!!
SO YAH! I MIGHT MAKE LEMONS!!
MIGHT!!!
Mumu: *hits my head* shut up and tell it straight.
Hahah, okay I've calmed down. So yeet, and yes, I've had this feeling of... Craving and desire to make a lemon. I mean lemonS.
I'm fine if you pervys go that way since I also go that way!
I, hahah, have a virgin body but not a virgin mind dear God.
So once I make le lemons I would like to put you all an offer. Hit it Myoni!
Myoni: BUY 1-800-HOLYWATER FOR FREE!
Yes! Once I make my lemons I would love to give you 1-800-holywater digitally *gives you all a big box of 1-800-holywater*
Jeeezus help me...
Mumu: You are getting off point.
YES! RIGHT! So yes, I will make lemons in the near future, I'm not scared to write em, just... uncomfortable, but I will handle it, I've read like twenty lemons and I've never felt uncomfortable one bit already so WHAT GIVES? (Okay excpet when the writer of the lemon used the P-word and not well 'jr.' Or member... I get uncomfortable.... Jeezus the first lemon I've read got that and I stopped to my tracks, right there.)
But oh whale! If you have lemons in mind tell me! I heh, will also write some leeemons that are in my dirty mind.
Ta-ta Vonnies!
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