Jack: Hey Miko, Mom is going to stock up the fridge at the base today and she wants to know if 3.25% homosexual milk okay?

Jack: *Homosexual

Jack: **Homo

Jack: I meant honk milk

Jack: Homo milk

Jack: I give up

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Bee: Aww thanks so much :)

Bee: And you're not tall

Bee: You're vertically gifted

Optimus: Wow, it sounds way better when you say it that way

Bee: Lol, now if someone asks you to describe yourself tell them you're vertically gifted. They'll instantly impregnated!

Bee: I meant impressed. Damn autocorrect T.T

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Fowler: Just got back from the doctor

Ratchet: Is it confirmed to be pneumonia?

Fowler: Yep, chest x-ray said it all. Lungs are full of rum

Ratchet: Wow. Rum huh?

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Miko: I'm so bored!

Jack: Wanna come over? I just ordered Chinese. Sexual chicken

Jack: Shit. Scherzo an chicken

Jack: Schezuan chicken. WTF Siri?

Miko: I can't breathe. Sexual chicken? XD

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Knockout: Thanks so much for taking my shift. You're Amazon

Breakdown: Aww thanks. You're eBay ;P

Knockout: Frag! Meant to say you're amazing T_T

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Jack: Sounds yummy

June: Yeah, I'm gonna top the cake with cursed Oreos

June: Oh my god...

Jack: LMAO

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Wheeljack: Hey, sex for dinner?

Wheeljack: *What's for dinner. What the frag autocorrect?

Bee: Sex for dinner? Yes please XD

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Smoky: Boo I wanna go out but Ratchet won't let me cuz I have a virus

Raf: Me too. Am super sick. I'm basically a snot lobster

Raf: Hahahaha MONSTER. SNOT MONSTER. But that was hilarious

Smoky: Ah! It hurts to laugh! But was seriously funny!

Raf: This is going on Facebook. Right now