Arcee: Yeah, but it still sucks that they hate each other, it's making things so awkward!

Jack: Sorry for not replying. We got a new fridge and I was just eloping with it.

Jack: **helping

Jack: Oh god! I hope you're at least in a good mood now :I

>>●<<

Bee: Perfect! How does March 29 sound for loving me?

Bee: Oh Primus! Stupid autocorrect, moving in!

Bee: I'm dying of embarrassment (='_'=)

Smokescreen: Don't worry, I know how you feel :]

Smokescreen: Yes, March 29 sounds good.

>>●<<

Ratchet: He's so irritating!

Optimus: Oh, hopefully he has a change of wart

Optimus: Heart!

Ratchet: Wart! That's amazing ("^_^)

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Miko: Lol, no. Just some album drool to help the cough

Miko: WTF Siri? Alb uterus

Miko: Arbiter ok

Jack: Albuterol?

Miko: Yes!

>>●<<

Jack: Damn, there is a really hot goat sitting across from me.

Arcce: Oh really now

Jack: FML, meant girl not goat

Arcee: Hear that? That's the sound of me screen-capping this and putting it on the Internet

Jack: suck my dick

Arcee: Ask the goat

>>●<<

Miko: You there?

Bulkhead: Yeah what's up

Miko: I just saw Sierra making out with her friend

Bulkhead: Lol, I love autocorrect

Miko: No, for real. I straight up saw Sierra making out with her friend in the janitors closet.

Bulkhead: I was not expecting that.

>>●<<

Breakdown: Haha ok

Knockout: There's like 5 ducks fucking me right now

Breakdown: DON'T LET THEM VIOLATE YOU. RUN

Knockout: *Following. I swear

>>●<<

Wheeljack: Bulkhead, where are you!

Bulkhead: Watching the super owl on the internet

Bulkhead: Frag, superbowl

>>●<<

Wheeljack: Yayy :D

Wheeljack: One more high-grade then we're lesbian

Ultra Magnus: What?

Wheeljack: *Leaving!