Bulkhead: It's nice to be at peace and all, but I still find it hard to trust them sometimes.

Wheeljack: Don't worry about it, we're all in the same boat. I'm heterosexual for you!

Bulkhead: Um...thanks?

Wheeljack: I meant here. I'm HERE for you.

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Ratchet: Thanks for your help! You're like a breast of fresh ass

First Aid: Not sure what you mean by that, I'll take it as a compliment

Ratchet: *Breath of fresh air

First Aid: What does that even mean?

Ratchet: It's a human expression, you'll get used to it

First Aid: I see

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Miko: It's official. I love Art class

Bulkhead: Why? I thought you said that the teacher was creepy and smelled like gherkins

Miko: Yeah, but ballsack wood is freakin awesome!

Miko: Shit, meant ballsack wood

Miko: B-A-L-S-A wood. There I said it

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Jack: Mom, have you ever thought about getting a vibrator?

June: Nope, I already own one.

Jack: Mom! o.O

Jack: I meant Volkswagen

Jack: Christ. I'm gonna need an amazing therapist.

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Smokescreen: There's supposed to be a tenth of an inch of rice tomorrow. So we can't go racing :(

Bee: That's a shit ton of rice

Smokescreen: Lol, ice not rice

Bee: Imagine how many hungry people we could feed if we collected it all

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Agent Fowler: Strokemeoff for dinner tonight?

June: Maybe later ;)

Agent Fowler: *Stroganoff

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Chromia: What are you doing?

Moonracer: Watching some human show, Keeping Up With The Lard Ashcans

Moonracer: What the frag did I just type?

Chromia: It sounds like a heavy metal band!

Moonracer: I meant Kardashian

Chromia: I just slapped the ground while laughing

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Smokescreen: I just finished watching Frozen. I love it!

Arcee: Do you wanna build a sexman~

Arcee: Eek! Meant seaman

Arcee: Snowman!

Smokescreen: Sexman! I don't even...

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Miko: Oh yeah, just had the best eighteenth birthday party ever and my sheets don't smell like male or sex victory!

Jack: ...did you just use sex victory as euphemism for cum?

Miko: lol no

Jack: Then what?

Miko: My sheets don't smell like male or sex! Victory

Jack: Never underestimate the power of punctuation!