Smokescreen: I'm so bored! I've been counting the cracks in the ceiling. So far I've found five and I'm naming them after the members of 1D. What are you doing?

Jack: Just eating some taxis with Miko

Smokescreen: You must be really hungry

Jack: *tacos

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Arcee: I'll be there in a minute. Just touching myself.

Wheeljack: What?!

Wheeljack: I mean, do what you gotta do. Just don't know why you'd tell me.

Arcee: No! Organizing! I'm ORGANIZING myself. I can not believe that just happened. ('='.'=)

Wheeljack: I've read it five times and I still can't believe it.

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Miko: Good news. I got the tickets!

Bulkhead: Ass zone!

Bulkhead: Wtf I typed awesome

Miko: Your phone is a freak

Bulkhead: True

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Bluestreak: I'm so excited! When's your inbreeding?

Sunstreaker: Oh, whenever I decide to frag Sideswipe into the floor.

Bluestreak: INTERVIEW

Bluestreak: I just laughed out loud in the middle of The Fault In Our Stars. Prowl thinks I'm insane now! Thanks a lot!

Sunstreaker: Ok :P

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Raf: So excited. I'm going to Arm gland for three weeks!

Bee: What

Raf: England, DYAC!

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Bulkhead: Hey :) What are you doing tonight?

Arcee: I'm just gonna chill. Probably Warcraft gymnastics.

Bulkhead: That doesn't sound very relaxing.

Arcee.: Watch. Not warcraft. Bloody auto-correct!

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June: Jack, will you be able to stay with the Autobots for a few days. I have to go out of town. A friend of mine is getting masturbated.

Jack: I'm very happy for her.

June: Oh my god. Married!

June: My phone is a pervert :(