June: Finally got laid!

Ratchet: Do you want a medal?

June: What?

June: Oh no...paid! I just got paid!

June: I want to through my phone out of a window

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Bee: That movie was amazing!

Smokescreen: I fist you!

Bee: o.O dude

Smokescreen: *hear I meant hear I swear!

Bee: I'm putting this on Twitter

Smokescreen: Don't!

Bee: Too late. That's what you get for fisting me (^.^)

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Jack: Damn, I really want arsenic right now

Arcee: What

Jack: Ass

Jack: Application

Jack: APPLESAUCE THERE I SAID IT

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Sideswipe: No, just no

Sideswipe: You're the only one rhomboid like that

Sideswipe: Tanning

Sideswipe: Thinking

Sunstreaker: I've never been insulted with geometric shapes before. This new to me

Sunstreaker: What? Quadrilateral got your glossa? :P

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Bulkhead: I'm watching Jerry Maguire with Miko. It's hilarious!

Wheeljack: I love that movie

Wheeljack: SHOW ME THE NUNNERY

Wheeljack: *money

>>●<<

Arcee: That party was amazing

Arcee: Everyone rockin out to Bosnian Rapist

Ratchet: Can't say I've heard that one...

Arcee: Bohemian Rhapsody! That's what I meant to say!

Arcee: Damn autocorrect.

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Agent Fowler: WHAT IF EYEBALLS HAVE BUTTS BUT WE DON'T KNOW CUZ THEY'RE HIDDEN IN OUR SKULLS

Agent Fowler: What the...

Agent Fowler: How drunk was I last nigh?

Optimus: You don't want to know.