Miko: Are you ready to go to the carrot?
Jack: Wut
Miko: Dammit CARROT
Miko:.
Miko: Concert! The Concert
Jack: Oh yeah I'm ready, lol
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Arcee: FML, I just read Leia Organa as Leia Orgasms
Wheeljack: What sort of Star Wars are you watching
Wheeljack: Is it the porn parody with Handjob Solo and U-Do-Mi-2
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Lennox: You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Epps: One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a Tuesday. Today is not that day.
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June: Why didn't you tell me that your new girlfriend only ate orgasm meat? There's perfectly good stuff in the shop and yet you left her stuck eating salad!
Jack: Orgasm meat?
June: ORGANIC
June: Damn phone
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Elita-One: I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ratchet: You know me
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Bee: Was the movie any good?
Raf: If you like Star Wars, then go. But there isn't much explanation between Return of the Jewish and the Force Awakens.
Raf: *Jedi
Bee: Return of The Jewish XD
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Bulkhead: I got you breasts for Christmas
Miko: U WOT M8
Bulkhead: BEATS
Bulkhead: By Doctor Dre
Bulkhead: I got you headphones please don't murder me
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Bee: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOONCHILD WHAT DID YOU GET
Raf: I got an anus laptop and some ball point penis
Bee: What kind of drugs have you been taking cause I want some
Bee: Ratchet is singing again
Raf: An ASUS laptop and some ball point PENS
Bee: k you had me worried
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Jack: I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such great hopes for myself as a child.
Miko: yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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Miko: Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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June: Happy Syphilis
Ratchet: Isn't that an STI
June: Merry *Christmas
June: Syphilis isn't too merry from...what I've heard
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Bee: THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Smokescreen: On my way
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Starscream: Don't forget, we're doing the thing on Sunday
Knockout: Wanking in anticipation
Knockout: *Waiting
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Prowl: What's that Earth Christmas band you like again?
Jazz: Fran's Sociopathic Orchid
Jazz: Trams Subordinate Orchestra
Jazz: TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA DAMMIT
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Epps: Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Lennox: I'm the one who has to explain it to my mother
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Arcee: So what did Miko give you for Christmas
Jack: A box of children
Jack: I meant chickens
Jack: I meant CHOCOLATES
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Miko: Dammit I caught my shirt on fire taking a bong rip and now it's all singed
Miko: It was the one that cute French girl left in my apartment
Jack: The Avengers one
Miko: Yeah :/
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June: I really want penis right now
Jack: wat o.0
June: *peanuts
Jack: Oh gosh you had me freaked out
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Miko: It's so nice being home, but I miss you guys.
Miko: Oh god
Jack: What
Miko: My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas.
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Bee: Stay inside, there's goofball sized hail forecast
Arcee: What? XD
Bee: Goofball
Bee: Golf fucking ball
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Knockout: Fuck you. Leave my ass out of this. IT DID NOTHING TO YOU
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June: I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Jack: MOM
June: I have a life outside of this house
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Wheeljack: Hey, I just saw there was an earthquake near you, you ok?
Bulkhead: We're all fine
Wheeljack: What did it rate on the titty scale?
Bulkhead: They only jiggled a little, so not that high
Wheeljack: *Richter
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Arcee: All I've had today is energon and orgasms
Wheeljack: Hey, you do you girl
Arcee: Doing myself is all I've been doing
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