Epps: We should start a Freak-Out-The-Cashier contest. I just bought red high heels, lube and Jersey Shore Season 2
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Knockout: Then a garbage truck pulls up, they hop out and walk right in like they own the place
Breakdown: Is this normal behavior for humans at a nightclub?
Knockout: I don't know! The last time I was here somebody brought in an elk
Breakdown: An elk?
Knockout: I don't even know how they fitted it through the door.
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Jack: Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all the bacon, asshole
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Bee: How high were you when you left that message because you made actual credible seal noises
Smokescreen: What's a seal?
Bee: WTF were you drinking last night
Smokescreen: I want to know as much as you do
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June: My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream
June: Oh god wrong number
Jack: MOM WHAT THE HELL
June: I'm allowed to have a life!
Jack: You don't have to text me about it
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Miko: I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god now xD
Arcee: Well done you ^^
Arcee: I just tighten the bolts on my chestplate
Arcee: Works every time
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Arcee: Good news: I got laid. Bad news: By my boss
Moonracer: How many times have I told you? You + Mind Altering Substances = Bad Decisions
Arcee: Does it count as a bad decision if it was really really good?
Moonracer: Yes
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Jack: How long until you're healed?
Miko: Physically? A week. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat party and flashing my panties to the whole crowd will never heal
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Smokescreen: I made a profile on that new dating site
Bee: Plenty Of Bots?
Smokescreen: Yeah. My profile is full of Attack On Titan references and only people who get them are getting messages back
Bee: Seems reasonable
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Chromia: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Arcee: Face it, the closest you're getting to successful is "Better Than Moonracer"
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Epps: I don't know, I have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk
Lennox: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY FAMILY! IT WAS THREE IN THE AFTERNOON FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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Lennox: I'm never going out with you again. I've never been this hung-over in my life
Epps: Oh come on we were drinking out of pineapples that had to count for something
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Jack: What happened?
Miko: Mardi Gras
Jack: Everytime
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Smokescreen: I was just thinking what if all the energon on Earth turned to jello and I got freaked out
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Knockout: Remind me to tell you about the topless police woman who tried to taze me
Breakdown: Will do
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Jack: Bulkhead, do you know where Miko is? I haven't seen her for two days and she isn't answering her phone. My mom has filed a missing persons report.
Bulkhead: Don't worry, I found her outside Taco Bell drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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Wheeljack: FUCK YOU ENERGON I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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Raf: Sorry for yelling at you, I'm emotional about missing Comicon
Bee: I know that feel :/
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Bulkhead: Pretty sure that ice cream van is following me
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Smokescreen: My paint-job is scratched from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Bee: Seriously?
Smokescreen: Totally worth it
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Wheeljack: Why don't you just come over, fuck me and then leave so I can get drunk and watch CSI: New York
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Miko: I need to get all the one night tinders out of my system before collage is over for this year
Jack: That would be a good idea
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Starscream: Sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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Bee: Something must have happened. They started yelling "truffle butter" and you said "WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW"
Ratchet: I'll tell you when you're older
Bee: I'm old enough to get drunk
Ratchet: Trust me, you're not old enough to know about this
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Bulkhead: It's shark week go big or go home
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Arcee: Are you sexting with minion stickers right now
Knockout: This is a new low even for me
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