Bee: Oh, primus just saw the last movie I love Crumbled pore

Smokescreen: What. The. Frag.

Bee: Fumbled ore

Bee: Dimpled whore

Bee: Lol! Dimpledore!

Bee: Dumbledore

Bee: There I said it

Smokescreen: That just made my day now dude XD

>>●<<

Ultra Magnus: If you're going on patrol be careful. It's coming down really hard out there.

Arcee: Yeah. I can't hear myself think with the ram with the metal hooves

Ultra Magnus: I don't even want to ask you where you are.

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Jack: It's official! I'm sick and I feel like sh**

Jack: I'm just go home and take some paracetamol and have some Chuck Norris soup

Smokescreen: Chuck Norris soup

Jack: Hell no. While I'm sure Chuck Norris soup has serious healing powers I'm out of the main ingredient! I'm gonna make do with chicken noodle instead

>>●<<

Megatron: This base is a dump

Optimus: Well, at least we're not tomatoes anymore.

Megatron: Yeah, this is infinitely better than being an organic fruit.

Optimus: Enemies T.T

>>●<<

Bee: I'm gonna recharge. I'll comm you at 9

Arcee: I wish I could recharge, Jack's neighbor has like twelve Welshmen tied to his tree and they're so fragging loud!

Bee: I'd be loud if I was tied to a tree too. WTF are you talking about!

Arcee: *windchimes

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June: I'm so pissed! I ripped my vag today trying to stuff a pair of shoes into it!

June: Oh god...

June: Bag I swear!

Ratchet: Well, that's one mental image that will haunt me forever

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Wheeljack: You would be so proud I told her holla that rated that I only facebook milk milk

Wheeljack: You would be proud that I sat through the Titanic with Miko

Bulkhead: XD the fragged up message is fragged up! Facebook milk milk? Wtf?

Wheeljack: I need to name this damn thing after my ex. She didn't listen to me either