Drunk Texts

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Bulkhead: I wasn't that overcharged!

Wheeljack: You stuffed Ravage in a pillowcase and ran around singing 'It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!'

Bulkhead: Oh...

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June: I wasn't that drunk...

Jack: You were sitting in the fireplace shouting "Diagon Alley!"

June: Sorry you had to see that (._.)

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Agent Fowler: I wasn't that drunk!

Raf: You were petting my cat saying "Look how small this lion is!"

Agent Fowler: At least he was orange!

Raf: It's a black cat

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Arcee: I interfaced with your Mechfriend! Sorry I was so overcharged I couldn't see straight!

Chromia: Well I interfaced with yours but I wasn't drunk ;)

Arcee: I didn't mean to send this to you

Chromia: This is awkward...

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Bulkhead: Why did you try to kiss me last night?

Smokescreen: I was overcharged I guess. Did I do any other weird thing?

Bulkhead: You called me an obese penguin...

Smokescreen: ...You know what actually sounds like me

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Agent Fowler: I wasn't that bad, I drove myself home

Ratchet: Don't deny it.

Agent Fowler: What?

Ratchet: I drove you home. You drove a paper plate

Agent Fowler: Oh! I thought that was a dream.

Ratchet: Idiot!

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