~Elmo's POV yay I'm a big boy now~

"Big Bird, put yo fucking cigarette out before I karate chop your balls"

"Okay damn bitch. I'll just leave. Grover wants me to come over anyway" he grabbed his phone

"fine bitch. Just use protection"

he turned and looked at me. "Yeah you're right HaNd Me A TrOjAn"

I handed him a condom and he left. Finally. I heard a knock and I grabbed my gun in case it's a murderer. I opened the door "Hey BaBe" 

A/N: BaCk At It AgAiN wItH tHe FaN fIc. Lol help.

-Chloe