~Barney's POV~

"Ignore the cigarettes and beer bootles and weed." he let me inside

"You stoopid ass fother mucker" I slapped his ass

"rude ass bish" he slapped MY ass

"Hey bish I'm ur boyf riend stoopid" I said, rolling up my molly

"shit you right"

We spent the day watching Caillou  and listening to the biggest fuckboi song of all. Sweatshirt by Jacob SaggyTitties

A/N: I'm sorry. Also, I'm CaLLiNg MaLaYnA aNd ShE's SiNgInG WhO LiVeS, wHo DiEs, WhO TeLLs YoUr StOrY

-Chloe