~Elmo's POV~

I grabbed a cOnDoM and put it in my Pocket and Bareny and I went to the park and we had sEcKs and got attacked by bees and banned from the park. We went home and had more sEcKs and Berny got chlamydia 

A/N: Luci-Trash and I's conversation while I was writing this:

Me: How do you spell chlamydia?

Malayna: Chlamydia? That's a word?

Me: it's a disease 

Malayna: what?

Me: look it up

Malayna: if it's a weird disease I'm gonna kill you

Me: just look it up

Malayna: *Looks it up*

Malayna: what the fuck-

Me: it's for my book

Malayna: Wait does Barney have chlamydia?

-Chloe