~Berny's POV~

"Elmo, can I talk to u?" I ascced an he sat his fat ass down "wut?" he scratched his butt and I sighed "I'm pregnant". He passed out. This mother fucker really passed out. Shit. I grabbed his legs and dragged him to the dumpster and I left the scene of the crime.

~Time's skip~

"Hello mother fucker" big ass bird took my cigarette out of my mouth. "bitch fucking fite meh hoe" I slapped him 

"oh it's on bitch" he clothes lined me and I got back up and choked slammed him. He RKO'd me into the glass table and ran the fuck away like the little pussy he is. And that was the fite.