~Elmo's POV~

I sat in my small ass dank ass room in need of a Good Fucc™. Barney was at the strip club so I was alone. I grabbed meh smol pepe and pUmPeD it despacito. Then suddenly JoHn QuiNoNeS came out of the trashcan "Hi I'm John Quinones and we're here with the show What Would You Do?" I fell out of my chair.

''What the fuck?"

"Why did you decide to step up and jerk off when you're boyfriend wasn't here?'' the camera zoomed in

"uHm" I grabbed his Quin and yeeted him out the window. The camera man high-fived me "Thank you, you have no idea how long we've been wanting to get rid of him" he hugged me and I kicked him in the no-no spot.

Then Jacob Saggytitties came out of hell singing Sweatshirt and the camera man fucced him.

~Time Skip~

Barney was finally home. He walked into the trailer "Why did I see you on What Would You Do throwing John Quinones out the window?" he sat down and lit his cigarette "he was being a dick" I grabbed a beer and sat with him. Then we had a Good Fucc™