~Previously~

 Everyone looked at her for a moment before he nurse spoke up "I'm afraid I have some bad news..."

~Grover's POV~

We all looked at the nurse "Well what is it bitch?" Mickey shouted and the nurse stepped back. "Elmo is pregnant with 14 kids and he might die lol" the nurse left the room. Then suddenly, Elmo woke up.

"I'm back mother fuckers"

he stood up and walked out of the hospital and hitchhiked home.

~2 weeks later~

~No one's POV~

Barney was sentenced to 69 years in jail but he escaped. He ran to the nearest strip club and fucked all the strippers and got them all pregoate and he ain't gonna pay child support

A/N: raised your hand if you're socially awkward and everyone hates you

*raises both hands and feet before falling out of chair*

-Chloe