~No one's POV~

Today is Elmo's due date and he's being a bitch "GET ME MY MOTHER FUCKING WEED AND BEER BITCH" he shouted from across the house. Barney got him his weed and beer and Elmo's water broke "It's time mother fucker" they rushed to the hospital and Elmo gave birth to 14 kids named Hobo, Kiki, Barney Jr, Datass, Sesame, redrum, Sindy-Lou, Ted Bundy, Pornhub, Hannibal, Batman, Tickle, Pickle, and little Trojan. And they sold them to a drug Lord named George The 69th.